New Year, New Attitude

Well, not really. I just said that for the sake of the title. My attitude in 2011 will be virtually the same as it has been throughout the latter half of 2010. My New Year's resolution for 2010 was to finally lose my virginity (which has been my life's mission since late 2006), but that did not pan out, obviously. It had also been my resolution for 2009, but I thought it was likely more realistic in 2010, which was the year that I reached legal adulthood and therefore no longer had to worry about Megan's law when it came to getting laid. Of course this will once again be my resolution for 2011, but it'll be more dire this time. In 2010 it was like "I hope it happens, but whatever," and in 2009 it was more like "It's a longshot, but I still hope it happens." For 2011, it'll be more like, "it has to happen, or else." I honestly don't know what I'll do if I'm still a virgin at the end of 2011. Perhaps I'll commit suicide. My autism still hasn't been cured, and is unlikely to be anytime in the near future. Therefore, I feel my best odds are to try to get laid as an autistic person (a daunting task in itself) rather than wait on a cure, of which the odds are near zero, especially for someone as high-functioning as me. My parents are now encouraging me to "move forward in life" (i.e. get a job, go to college, do anything but be a lazy ass and write an autistic blog), and I kind of agree with them, except that I'm too god damn lazy to put any plans into action. That is called an executive dysfunction problem, and it has been greatly discussed by Jonathan Mitchell. Anyway, that's a bit off topic. The main point is that the primary reason why I haven't done aynthing over the past year is laziness and not autism, or social anxiety although that is also a somewhat significant factor as well. If I went to college, I could potentially get laid there, but my horrendous experience in a normal high school has kind of turned me off of education. Working can sometimes be a way to score chix, but one of my social skills teachers at VGW told me never to fish off of my own pier. The only way not to get laid is to act like Christian Weston Chandler, but I think I have that covered pretty well. As long as I don't get arrested, I'm in the clear.

What Is A Curebie?

A few years ago, neurodiversity made up a bunch of jargon in order to further their sociopathic agenda. They have made up garbage words like "Aspie" and "autie" to describe people with autism and Asperger's syndrome respectively, neither of which I would ever use on myself. I may use "Aspergian" or "autistic," but never "Aspie" or "autie." However, another word that neurodiversity made up, initially as a prejoritave, was "curebie," to refer to a pro-cure person (be they autistic or not). Initially, many of the "Warrior Mother" types were offended by the word "curebie," despite the fact that it is completely made up and means absolutely nothing. Their taking offense actually made neurodiversity stronger, and we cannot have that. Neurodiversity intended to piss them off by calling them "curebies," and it worked. I, however, have done something different. I have taken the word, and made it powerless, akin to what gangsta rap did with the "n" word. I will now proudly refer to myself as a "curebie," because I am a person who believes in a cure for autism. The fact that I have taken a word made up by neurodiversity and shoved it right back in their face is truly miraculous, and it weakens their cause significantly. I don't use any other neurodiversity jargon, because there are other words for it and it would not have the same effect on neurodiversity as me calling myself a "curebie" would. So I, Oliver M Canby, am indeed a very proud curebie, and I hope it stays that way for a long time.

I Was Sparky

Sometime in early 1998, at an Arizona State vs. UCLA baseball game at Jackie Robinson Stadium, I was Sparky. It was something I had never done before and never will do again. It all started in the middle of the game. I was not paying close attention to the game, as I had not become a true baseball fan yet (that would come a couple of years later). There were other children at the game as well, who presumably didn't pay attention either. Anyway, some guy dressed as Taz came into the stadium, and started entertaining the children. Then, he discreetly asked "Who wants to be Sparky?" The other children quickly declined, because they were all UCLA fans, and knew exactly who Sparky was. I, however, possessed no such knowledge, and accepted the role as Sparky. In the blink of an eye, I was donned with a mask and two pom-poms, and hoisted into the air to chant "ASU! ASU!" My father was absolutely thrilled, because he was the only ASU fan in the crowd of 1,250. He later said that he had to call all of our relatives in Arizona and tell them that I was Sparky.

Looking at this in retrospect is quite interesting. In some ways, I was way more autistic back then than I am now, but in other ways less so. My social skills have greatly improved since them to the point where I essentially pass as normal, but my self-esteem and self-confidence have gone way down since then, and I have become socially conscious to the point where I am almost paranoid. Even though being a mascot is different than being a cheerleader (because your identity is concealed), it is something I would never even attempt today, especially on behalf of the visiting team. I guess I was sort of duped into being Sparky, but I have better social skills now, so I would never be Lou Seal at a Giants vs. Dodgers game, especially one at Dodger Stadium. The Dodgers are one of four MLB teams without a mascot, the others being the Angels, Cubs, and Yankees.

In some ways, I understand why my parents opted not to cure my autism when I was younger. They saw me as a happy-go-lucky child, and their feeling was that simply getting a diagnosis didn't change who I was as a person. This is what they talk about in the Autism Heroes book (2007) for those who have not yet read it. However, since that book was written 3 years ago, my self-esteem has plumetted, because I left VGW for a normal school. I cannot go to college or work as a result. If my parents had known back then that I would be the trainwreck that I am today, perhaps they would've had second thoughts about not curing my autism.

On a side note, the Sparky incident was pre-diagnosis, but it was brought on by autistic-like symptoms. While I know have overcome those, I look back on that incident with ridicule and shame, and while that incident is long behind me (nearly 13 years old), I now suffer from a different form of autism, a much more severe kind that prevents me from leaving my house except for concerts and baseball games.

If you are a first-time reader of AIB, just think of this post as kind of like "autism: then and now." Two different forms of autism, both equally bad and in equal need of a cure. We, as an autistic people, need a cure, and we need it now and badly, so that we can get laid and have sex, as well as lose our virginity. We cannot stand for neurodiversity, as they are trivializing our condition as a "civil rights issue" as opposed to a horrendous disease. Once autism is cured, the world will be a better place. Thank you all for reading this, and peace out.

Another Very Sad Day

Well, Barack Obama has decided to repeal the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy, and that now means that homosexual faggots can serve openly in our military, which includes the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard. This will mean more assfucking in the showers, more soldiers getting AIDS, and the gay soldiers revolting and killing their strait comrades. We cannot have this faggotry in our society, and it must be stopped. First gay marriage and now this? Our nation is sliding down a slippery slope, my friends. Apparently, Republicans taking the House last month wasn't enough to stop the liberal left from penetrating our nation's morals.

One man whom I know is very happy about this ruling is ND hatemonger Clay Adams. As a former Navy officer, he was dishonorably discharged and spent 20 years in the brig for assfucking another guy in the shower. Now, his kind of people will be permitted to do that all they want, and they will not be prosecuted for it like they should. Maybe at an ex-Navy convention, he will meet one of the newly-legal openly gay soldiers, and they will assfuck each other in the men's room, just like Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID).

On a better note, the Senate filibustered the Dream Act today. Thank the Lord they did that, because we cannot have any illegal aliens penetrating our colleges and universities.

I'm Going Slightly Mad

When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
1001 yellow daffodills
Begin to dance in front of you (oh, dear)

Are they trying to tell you something?
You're missing that one final screw
You're simply not into pink, my dear
To be honest, you haven't got a clue

I'm Going Slightly Mad
I'm Going Slightly Mad
It finally happened, happened
It finally happened, oh oh
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad

I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the Schilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not my usual top billing

I'm coming down with a fever
I'm really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana tree

I'm Going Slightly Mad
I'm Going Slightly Mad
It finally happened, happened
It finally happened, uh huh
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad

I'm knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast, it's true
I'm driving only three wheels these days
My dear, how about you?

I'm Going Slightly Mad
I'm Going Slightly Mad
It finally happened
It finally happened, oh yes
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad
Just very slightly mad
And there you have it

-Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)

Long Beach State Cites My Blog

I received a text message from Aspie Al last night, and he informed me that a student at Long Beach State cited my blog in a paper about people with disabilities. I've never gotten that kind of recognition before, especially from a random college student whom I've never met. This proves that my blog is being recognized as a legitimate source, and that Phil's World isn't. It is an honor to be included in a college paper written by someone I've never met, someone who hopefully shares my belief that autism is a horrendous disease that needs to be cured. Hopefully, one citation will lead to another, and this will spread the correct belief that autism is a horrendous disease and needs to be cured. There are sane people out there, I know there are, so show yourself, and speak out against autism. The more voices we have, we can defeat neurodiversity, and we can have a world of peace and harmony that is free of autism.

Openly Autistic Bullshit

Ari Ne'eman considers himself the first "openly autistic" person appointed to a presidential post. Phil Gluyas ran for Parliament as the first "openly autistic" person to do so, before withdrawing after he realized he had no chance of winning. This is even more evidence that neurodiversity is modeled after the gay rights movement, as they are saying "openly autistic" akin to "openly gay." Even I know that is bullshit, as most sane people do as well. You are openly gay if you tell people that you are homosexual, whereas you are in the closet if you secretly have sex with men. However, there is no such thing as "openly autistic" and the fact that neurodiversity is trying to say that there is is truly appalling. You either are autistic or you aren't, and if you are it shows and there's no hiding it. If people can pass as normal, they must seriously reconsider whether or not their diagnosis is legitimate, because it either no longer applies to them or they got it so they could say they were "autistic" and paint it as a "civil rights issue," which we all know it isn't but a disease. Their principle of having a diagnosis and not telling anyone about it as being a "closeted autistic" is bullshit as well, because there is no hiding a diagnosis at all; if you have it, it shows. These "openly autistic" people also try to pin autism diagnoses on random famous people (most of whom are absolutely not autistic at all, not even remotely) to paint them as "closeted autistics" when they are not autistic at all, in addition to acting like there's more "autistic" people than there really are. This bullshit of people being "openly autistic" must stop, and it must stop now. It only further trivializes autism, and falsely paints it as a "civil rights issue" when it is in fact a disease which desperately needs to be cured. I have autism, and it shows. I could not hide it, even if I wanted to. I am not "openly autistic," I am autistic, and there is no hiding it. Once hiding it becomes possible, the diagnosis will no longer apply to me, however unlikely that is to actually happen. The cure for me will be chelation, not "compassion" or "understanding," because both of those accomplish absolutely nil.

If You Want A Revolution, The Only Solution Is To Evolve

I've been thinking lately about that NBA/Gatorade commercial and how it applies to autism. The opening line is "If you want a revolution, the only solution is to evolve." It is sung by a black guy (just like STFU) but that is beside the point. The real message is that trying to change the world is pointless, and that to be happy at all, you must change yourself. I feel this could be a perfect analogy to the ND/pro-cure debate. A neurodiverse autistic person is more likely to be stubborn and refuse to change, because they refuse to accept that autism is a disease. However, a pro-cure autistic person is more likely to realize that autism does nothing but hold them back, and would gladly accept a cure in order to have sex, which is something that everyone wants to do, whether or not they will accept it.

I used to have my head in the clouds regarding autism, but no more. I now realize what a horrendous disease autism is, and why it needs to be cured. Even I, who am relatively high-functioning, am feeling the effects, because I have not had sex and I am already 18 years old. That is intolerable in American society. Guys should have had sex by the time they were 16 or 17 at the absolute latest, and girls usually by 14 or 15. Anyone who is still a virgin into the years of legal adulthood is pretty much screwed over for life, because if you don't use it you lose it.

Another thing that turned me off of neurodiversity is how they openly admit how they are modeled after the gay rights movement, and state that how one day autistic people will be accepted as gay people are today. That is bad for two reasons. Number 1: it seems to hint that it is OK to be gay (which is isn't) and number 2: that being gay and being autistic are remotely similar (which they aren't). While people cannot control being autistic and there's nothing inherently bad about it, it is still a disease, and it causes great harm to the people who suffer from it. Therefore, we should cure it, akin to curing cancer and AIDS. Being gay, however, is not a disease, but a sinful and ungodly activity which must me stopped pronto. It is specifically prohibited under Leviticus 18:22, and study after scientific study has shown that homosexuality is indeed a conscious choice made by the individual (despite what gay rights activists tell you, which is censoring the scientific truth and coming up with bullshit "studies" of their own). If people choose to murder (which is also a sin) we throw them in jail, and the same should be true with homosexuality. Being autistic is not a sin, nor is having cancer or AIDS (unless you got the AIDS from being gay as opposed to doing drugs), but those are diseases that need to be cured for the betterment of society. Being gay is not a disease, it is a sin that is a choice and ungodly. Therefore, it should not be cured, but it should be punished. About 40 years ago, the stupid gay rights activists penetrated our liberal society and started convincing everyone that is was OK to be gay, regardless of what the Bible said. Now they've even convinced us to let them get married and serve openly in the military, which are the utmost of sins. Now, some sociopathic autistic people are using the gay peoples' same line of rhetoric, and this time the autistic people have the Bible on their side. However, it is even worse in this sense, as autism is a horrendous disease, not a sinful and lustful activity like homosexuality is. People don't choose to be autistic as they do to be gay, but it must be cured like cancer and AIDS so people can have sex. If there was no cure for autism, all autistic people would be virgins, and that is unacceptable. I'm here to make sure that doesn't happen. Gay people refuse to evolve into strait people, because they want to continue to sin to the Lord and make sure everyone else does as well. These sociopathic neurodiverse autistic people want everyone to be autistic, so they can all suffer. These NDs aren't even autistic themselves, and were paid off by Big Pharma. Any well-intended thing that Autism Speaks does is dismissed as "neurobigotry" by ND, and the liberal left backs them up. If you want a revolution, the only solution is to evolve. Gay people have refused to evolve into strait people, and it has contributed to our sinful society. Now, autistic people are being encouraged not to evolve into normal people, and that must be stopped, because we cannot have these diseased people in our society. It is bad for them and for us as a whole. I, however, am not one of those people. I am a diagnosed autistic, but I am willingly evolving into a normal person, and am currently in the process of doing do, albeit not completely there yet. Hopefully by 2011, I'll be completely evolved, or at least 75% there. Now, I'm less than 25% there, which is why I abandoned this blog for the past week or so, because I am in the process of becoming a normal person. It's more or less of a detox. This was my best post yet, and there may be more to come but I don't know.

"Who am I?
I'm not who you see
Gotta take a chance
Get to know the real me."

We're Gonna Go See The People!

Well, this is ironically my first autism-related post in quite awhile, but I feel it is one worth making. When I was significantly younger (roughly between the ages of 1 and 4) I did not have an official diagnosis of autism or Asperger's (that didn't come until age 6) but I engaged in socially inappropriate behavior that, had I been older, could've gotten me arrested. When I was in a public place (such as a mall, airport, or grocery store but usually not a baseball stadium) I would shout "We're gonna go see the people!" and then proceed to grab a complete stranger (usually grown men) around the legs, throwing them off balance. I was much shorter than they were (as I was less than 3 feet tall back then) so it was shocking, startling, and off-putting. Not only was it socially inappropriate, but it was obnoxious, invasive, and rude. The grown man would usually get very pissed off, and tell my mother to control her child better. She would in turn get mad at them for not understanding, even though I had no diagnosis yet. I, on the other hand, saw nothing wrong with it at all. In fact, when my parents tried to explain to me that these people were strangers, I got very offended, because they weren't strange at all. I thought they weren't strangers, they were people, and it was rude to call them strange. After all, I didn't say "We're gonna go see the strangers!" That was not the extent of my social issues. Once, I pickpocketed a woman's keys at the Bridgeport Zoo, although she was fairly nice and simply explained that if she didn't have her keys, she wouldn't be able to go home and see her children. Also, one time at Roxbury Park with my grammaw, there was this woman (who happened to be a psychologist) who I just randomly walked up to and started playing with her necklace. The psychologist then informed my grammaw that I had no body boundaries. It took us forever to find out what was wrong with me, and you can read more about that in the Autism Heroes book.

Oftentimes, a woman would run into me at the mall or at Target, and ask me if I wanted to do print ads or commercials or music video shoots. My mother would always have to politely decline, because my autism was not always apparent in public unless I was having a behavioral episode. However, I still cannot go to malls (due to my fear of heights) or to farmland (due to my fear of chickens) and I am very reluctant to go out into public at all due to my fear of normal people. If I had been cured of my autism biomedically at a younger age, perhaps I would've avoided all this, but God only knows. At baseball games, my social skills were always on top form, but let's not forget my Raffi concert experience (which can be the topic of another post).

Republicans Take Back The House

Republicans have taken control of the House of Representatives, while making significant gains in the Senate. This will send a message to President Obama that his leftism will not be tolerated. The new Speaker of the House will be John Boehner (pronounced BAY-ner) of Ohio replacing Nancy Pelosi of California. It is unknown whether or not Pelosi will stay on as House Minority Leader. Boehner will now be third in the line of succession to the presidency, so if Barack Obama and Joe Biden both die, John Boehner will become President. Democrats unfortunately fared better here in California, where Jerry Brown defeated Meg Whitman for Governor, and incumbent Barbara Boxer defeated Carly Fiorina for Senator. Proposition 19 did not pass, however, as Proposition 8 did back in 2008. Jerry Brown will succed Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger as Governor. Brown previously served as Governor from 1975 to 1983, and his father Pat Brown did the same from 1959 to 1967. Sandwiched in between them was Ronald Reagan, who would go on to become the 40th President of the United States. All in all, it was a good night for Republicans, and hopefully we will send Barack Obama back packing to Chicago in 2012.

Giants Defeat Rangers In World Series

The San Francisco Giants have defeated the Texas Rangers in the 2010 World Series. As a Dodger fan, I must say, this fuckin' sucks. We have to beat 'em next year. But, from a non-personal perspective, this is the Giants' first World Series championship since 1954, which had been the third longest in baseball behind the Cleveland Indians (since 1948) and the Chicago Cubs (since 1908, more than a century ago). In the deciding Game 5, Giants pitcher Tim "The Freak" Lincecum (the two-time defending NL Cy Young award winner, although that reign is likely to end this year) the pride of UW, easily defeated Rangers pitcher Cliff Lee (who seems to always be in the World Series and will likely sign with the New York Yankees as a free agent this offseason) in a rematch of Game 1 in order to win the deciding game. The MVP was Edgar Renteria (a native of Colombia, who hit a 3-run homer to win this game for the Giants) who also won the 1997 World Series with a walk-off hit while a member of the Florida Marlins. Their manager was Bruce Bochy, who had never won the World Series but appeared in it twice with the San Diego Padres; as a player in 1984 and as a manager in 1998.

The Giants had dubbed themselves "The Misfits," with players such as Tim "The Freak" Lincecum, Brian "Fear the Beard" Wilson (who hails from Londonderry, New Hampshire where John Best lives) and Pablo "Kung Fu Panda" Sandoval. They weren't in first place until the last day of the regular season, but in the playoffs they easily mowed over the Atlanta Braves and pitcher Derek Lowe (and ended the illustrious career of longtime manager Bobby Cox), the Philadelphia Phillies and pitcher Roy "Doc" Halladay (who is likely to win the NL Cy Young award this year after 12 years in the AL, and pitched a no-hitter in the first round of the playoffs after pitching a perfect game in May) and finally the Texas Rangers and pitcher Cliff Lee. Their catcher Buster Posey is likely to be the NL Rookie of the Year, defeating Atlanta Braves star Jason Heyward.

Hopefully, the Dodgers will be better next year with their new manager Don Mattingly. The next meaningful game that the Giants (their archrival to the north) play is April 1 against the Dodgers at Dodger Stadium. That is Opening Day, which I go to every year. Hopefully, the Dodgers will get off onto the right foot next year by beating the defending champions, and eventually by winning the NL West and the World Series

The Informer Calls Me A Faggot

Well, this is all getting really out of hand. The Informer has decided to call me a faggot simply because I took exception to him banning me from his blog, which was well deserved on his part. He has no evidence at all to believe that I am gay, as I have stated numerous times that I am strait, and that is the God's honest truth. There's an old saying that people who call other people gay do it to cover up their own homosexuality, and I'm starting to think that's the case with The Informer. He tried to suck on Phil's dick but got turned away because Phil is strait and has been married for 18 years. Now he's lusting after me, and he thinks he can take advantage of me and try to turn me into a homosexual by using my young age and naivete against me. That isn't gonna work, Informless! I've been strait since I was 10 years old, and I plan to keep it that way. You are a sick pervert lusting after young men online! No wonder you got offended by my pedophiles statement. You are one for fuck's sake! He mentions Joeker in the post immediately after the one where he (falsely) rips my sexual orientation. Joeker, if you're reading this, watch out. You will most likely be The Informer's next victim, so I'd disavow all ties with him if I were you. I unfortunately can't sue him for defamation, because he hides his real name good and Australian privacy laws are apparently stricter than those of the USA, so it's unlikely I'll find his real name in the phonebook. Man, that's 3 exposes I've made in the past week alone. God only knows what'll be next!

Belinda The Nobody Keeps On Going

If I didn't know she was autistic, I'd honestly believe that Belinda the Nobody was as high as a kite when she wrote her most recent post, because that's how incoherent it was. She runs a blind eye to anything that I say and tries to refute it with her nonsense, while completely and intentionally ignoring anything I actually say. Now to take apart her post. I am not the one who keeps dragging this on and on and on. That is Belinda the Nobody. There is no reason why she should've left my name out of her previous post. It was obvious from the beginning that it was me who she was attacking, so pretending like she's doing me a favor by leaving my name out is nonsense. I was being nice when I mentioned how her father died, so for her to turn that back into my face is prepostrous. The reason why I didn't offer my condolences after the event was because, frankly, I didn't think Belinda the Nobody wanted them coming from me. If I'd known otherwise, I'd certainly have done differently. Next, she completely mocks me, while denying that she started this whole thing. There are other ways to respond to someone else's post that you disagree with than cussing them out. Even I have a professional enough manner not to do that. The only time I would ever cuss someone out is if they insult me directly or purposely try to make my life a living Hell. Then, she mocks me again, saying I directly insulted her by calling neurodiversity pedophiles, when she knows that is not what I did. And neurodiversty isn't "innocent strangers." Not at all. The fact that Belinda the Nobody was sexually molested as a child plays a great deal into the fact that she joined neurodiversity. Victims of molestation often are subconsciously drawn to pedophiles, which is why the pedophiles over at neurodiversity drew her in and made her their victim. They probably sexually molest her all the time and she doesn't even know it. I tried to pull her back onto my side a few months ago, but by that point she was beyond being helped. I highly doubt Belinda the Nobody is a "chessmaster." I doubt she even knows how to play. I at least know how, although I'm admittedly not very good. All her commentors are NDs anyway so of course they'll agree with her unequivocably, no matter how idiotic her words actually are. Belinda the Nobody would've made herself look better if she'd calmly disagreed, but she chose to look like an idiot and cuss me out. She also seems to think that she "owns" a portion of the Internet (i.e. her blog) but that isn't true at all. Nobody owns anything on the Internet, and it is all fair game. If you write something on the Internet, be prepared to have it thrown back in your face. I'm neither a liar nor a hypocrite nor a piece of shit, but Belinda the Nobody can call me all of that anyway only to further distance herself from the truth. She also mentions the Disney movie "Oliver & Company," which was made in the late 1980's, and is actually a spoof of the Broadway musical. She then gives a myriad of excuses for the silence, some of which are legitimate, but that still doesn't explain why not a single ND did a post about this issue. She also thinks it's fine to blow up like that when I make a true statement about neurodiversity, even though she took it out of context (I never said all NDs were pedophiles) and almost nobody else acted the way she did. Belinda the Nobody then goes on to talk about how autism will never be cured (blah blah blah, we've all heard that before), but then says a bunch of really bizarre stuff which leads me to believe she may be smoking something. Last, but not least, her good buddy Owl Girl from Spain insinuated that I should commit suicide, with no regard for human life whatsoever. Even I'm better than that. It seems as if all of Phil's World wants me dead, which is why they should be disbanded. Nobody should ever call for the death of another human being. That is crossing the line. If this keeps up, I may have to create a second blog, so that this can still be my main one. Hopefully, this is all over as of now, but I have an utter feeling that that is not true at all.

The Informer Bans Me From His Blog

Well, I never thought I'd be saying this, but The Informer has banned me from his blog. This is sheer and utter insanity. No other curebies have been banned from his blog (except for maybe Paris Tenana and Dave Ayling, but they'll attack anyone kind of like the Asspie Hater). I'd seen a change in attitude on The Informer's part of late, and it worried me. I still never thought he'd go this far, however. He's just being a pussy and giving in to Phil, rather than standing his own ground. Remember when Dave Ayling hacked his blog back in May? Maybe there was some truth to that. Just a thought. Anyway, I hope all this insanity is over soon. Until then, I'll be blogging about real autism issues, mainly that a cure is needed and necessary.

Belinda The Nobody Will Not Let It Go

Well, like always, Belinda the Nobody wants to keep dragging this on and on. She maintains that she doesn't regret her previous post (which is really beside the point), but called me an "asshat" simply because she doesn't agree with me. She also mentioned that certain hardships in her life (namely her father's death and her previous molestation) were "irrelevant" to her attacking me, which basically means I gave her more credit than she deserved. I try to find good in people, even if there isn't any. I also never said that Belinda the Nobody had any excuse for what she did. Whatever, she's still making herself look like an idiot and making me look better. This whole thing will be over whenever Belinda the Nobody wants it to be.

Belinda The Nobody Attacks Me Again

Well, I thought that whatever beef I had with Belinda the Nobody was completely over. I've moved on, but she apparently hasn't. I understand she's had a rough summer (her father died, and nobody wants to deal with that), and I'd offer my condolences, but that is still no excuse for what she did to me yesterday. I completely know why she did it (her good buddy Phil Gluyas told her to), but it is still inexcusable. I happened to say something she disagreed with (something I still stand by), and instead of just saying she disagreed, she cussed me out. She brought up the fact that she had been sexually molested with a youngster, and while that is awfully painful, it is not relevant that Nick Dubin was just arrested for child porn and thus has exposed neurodiversity as a bunch of pedophiles. Often, victims of childhood molestation will continue to be molested subconsciously, and this may be why she fell victim to neurodiversity. But, more importantly, she doesn't realize that she actually (unintentionally) helped me out a great deal by her most recent post. She made a complete fool of herself by cussing me out instead of calmly disagreeing, and it actually makes me look better. The fact that all the NDs are either silent or overly defensive on this issue indicates that they are clearly hiding something, and their movement will come crashing down in a heartbeat. I can't wait for the day when neurodiversity is a thing of the past, and when autism is cured and there will finally be peace on earth. It is a long battle, but we will not give up, and in the end, autism will be cured.

Nick Dubin Is A Homosexual Faggot And A Pedophile Ta Boot

Well, as everyone knows by now, Nick Dubin has been arrested for downloading gay child porn onto his computer. He posted bond and was released at his own accordance. Not only does this make him a fag, but it also makes him a pedophile, and proves he lied about being autistic just so he could sexually molest little boys. Jonathan wrote a fictional story regarding this called "A Calculated Risk," but no one in a million years believed it'd actually come true. This essentially proves what we knew all along about neurodiversity; that they are a bunch of pedophiles who recruit autistic children for the purpose of sexual abuse. They also teach that cracking down on pedophiles is a "human rights violation" because number 1, they believe that being autistic should be an excuse to get away with murder (no joke), and number 2, they are admittedly modeled after the gay rights movement, and consider throwing pedophiles in jail to be discriminatory against homosexuality. This has to stop, for all of our sake. We need to teach people that autism needs to be cured, is not simply a "different way of being," and that it is not a "human rights violation" to cure it but rather a moral and legal duty, on all of our part. We cannot have any more autistic people in this world if they all turn into pedophiles and then try to use their autism as an excuse. As an autistic person myself, I am absolutely appalled that one of our own would become a pedophile, and then blame it on "neurodiversity." Anyone who subscribes to that ludicrous philosophy needs to know that autism needs to be cured for the betterment of society. I believe that real autistic people will accept that this is true and that their disease needs to be cured, and I am relieved to know that there are many of them out there. While I am not a pedophile, I believe that my disease (autism) should be cured, and I am currently working toward that goal. Sorry for the lack of posts in recent weeks, I've just had so much shit on my mind. Peace out.

MLB Network's Prime 9

The top 9 announcers of all time:


1. Vin Scully (b. 1927)
2. Mel Allen (1913-1996)
3. Red Barber (1908-1992)
4. Jack Buck (1924-2002)
5. Ernie Harwell (1918-2010)
6. Harry Kalas (1936-2009)
7. Harry Caray (1914-1998)
8. Phil Rizzuto (1917-2007)
9. Curt Gowdy (1919-2006)


And the top 9 ballparks of all time:


1. Fenway Park (Boston Red Sox: 1912-present)
2. Old Yankee Stadium (New York Yankees: 1923-2008)
3. Wrigley Field (Chicago Cubs: 1916-present)
4. Ebbets Field (Brooklyn Dodgers: 1913-1957)
5. Oriole Park at Camden Yards (Baltimore Orioles: 1992-present)
6. Tiger Stadium (Detroit Tigers: 1912-1999)
7. Dodger Stadium (Los Angeles Dodgers: 1962-present
Los Angeles Angels: 1962-1965)
8. Astrodome (Houston Astros: 1965-1999)
9. Shibe Park (Philadelphia Athletics: 1909-1954
Philadelphia Phillies: 1938-1970)

Age Of Autism Slaps Me In The Face

In a recent Age of Autism post, Kim Stagliano encourages all autistic parents to have sex. I'd do that too, if I wasn't autistic. The fact that a website dedicated to helping autistic people would flaunt something like that in my face is truly appalling. Instead of advertising chelation so autistic people can actually get laid, they just brag about how normal they are, which is disgusting. I need help, desperately, so I can get laid and be a normal person once again. Autistic people can't have sex, but normal people can, and they shouldn't brag about it in front of us. They should instead focus on turning us autistic people into normal people so we can have sex, and the only way to do that is chelation.

An Interesting Encounter

About a month and a half ago, my father and I were at a My Morning Jacket concert at the Greek Theater while my mother and sister were out of town. At the concession stand there prior to the concert, there was this older guy and his wife (he was probably in his late 60's, so I don't know why he'd be seeing My Morning Jacket), and he had a fairly thick foreign accent, but it wasn't a non-English speaking accent. It was maybe South African or perhaps Australian, but definitely not British. The guy behind the counter was Mexican-American, and most likely spoke English as a second language. First the old guy ordered the bigger burger, which I guess sounded a little like chicken fingers in his foreign accent. The Mexican guy asked if the old guy wanted chicken fingers and the old guy said yes, not realizing the mistake. When the Mexican gave him chicken fingers, he politely requested a burger instead. Then he ordered a veggie burger, but the Mexican wasn't listening and asked if he wanted anything else. He then repeated that he wanted a veggie burger, and the Mexican obliged. Then, the old guy ordered two Cokes, but the Mexican guy asked him if he'd like two Pepsis instead, which is understandable because most establishments only carry one or the other and they're basically equivalent anyway. Also, I hear that "Coke" can be a genericized trademark for any soft drink in the South, but I don't think anyone at the concert was from there so the point is moot. Anyway, after the Mexican checked the menu, he apologized to the old guy that they didn't have Pepsi, and that they only had Coke. At this point, it got completely ridiculous, and my father and I both burst out laughing hysterically. I mean, the first two mishaps were somewhat understandable, but you don't have someone order Coke, ask them if they'd like Pepsi instead, and then tell them you only have Coke. It just doesn't work that way. Well, there you have it. Another interesting (yet bizarre) real-world encounter through the eyes of an autistic person.

Asspie Hater Attacks Jonathan Mitchell

Well, just when I though he was done Blogging, that dumbfuck who calls himself the "Asspie Hater" has attacked yet another curebie, this time Jonathan Mitchell. First of all, this "Asspie Hater" guy doesn't know what he's talking about, because Jonathan's diagnosis is high-functioning autism and not Asperger's syndrome. Also, I don't really get what his supposed message is, since he attacks both curebies and NDs. Attacking NDs is one thing, but attacking curebies for the same reason is just bullshit, and astounding. He apparently knows Joeker, so hopefully Joeker will give me his address so I can sue him for impersonating me. I'll bet it's a matter of time before he impersonates Jonathan, since he tends to impersonate curebies more than NDs.

Jason Segel w/ The Swell Season - live Wiltern, November 18, 2009

Um, Phil, I'd say this is proof that I know Jason Segel's phone number. If a guy gives out his number to an entire audience at a concert, I'd say it's OK for one guy like me to post it on his blog. I'm not gonna respond to the rest of the bullshit you say (cause it's bullshit), but it is NOT illegal for a person to know what is being said about him. Not illegal at all.

The End

When I started Autism is Bad, I had no idea that neurodiversity would do everything they possibly could to make my life a living Hell. I thought I would progress, not regress after starting this blog, but neither pro-cure nor neurodiversity stepped up to the dish when it mattered most, and both of them left me in the dust. Will this be my absolute last post? Most likely, no. But I want to focus much less on this blog and more on my life, which is increasingly hard to do now that everyone on both sides of the fence wants to make my life a living Hell. Phil continues to berate me on his hidden blog, and although there currently isn't enough evidence to sue him he is wrong about everything about my life he thinks he knows more than I do. It's not worth responding to all of it, but keep in mind that if Phi says it, it's incorrect. My life sucks for 1 reason: I am still a virgin at 18 due to my severe autism. If I get fucked, this blog will go bye-bye and all will be in peace. Otherwise, I'll just regress further and further. Good-bye.

Asspie Hater Makes A Fool Of Himself

Well, the Asspie Hater has now done the unthinkable and done an actual post (not just a comment) under my real name. I commented on it, but he will most likely delete it as part of his lie. So, I will say here what I said on there. The Wrecking Ball song is not about the Polo Grounds at all like he says it is. It is about the demolition of Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey, which was home of the New York football Giants for many years as well as the New York Jets. The Boss played there frequently over the years, and he felt it fitting to write a song about the stadium's demise. A couple weeks later, he performed a slightly different version of the song at the Spectrum in Philadelphia, where the Philadelphia 76ers and Philadelphia Flyers played for many years, and it has also hosted a multitude of concerts including many by The Boss. The Spectrum is also expected to meet its fate soon, although they've been holding it up awhile. I'm fully aware that it has nothing to do with the autistic spectrum, but I felt it was a good analogy since Bruce Springsteen cares so much about autistic people.

Springsteen - Wrecking Ball - The Spectrum October 13, 2009

This is Bruce Springsteen singing about how they're gonna blow up the Spectrum. He sings this song because he loves autistic people, and cares so much about them. That is why he performed for Autism Speaks and turns the lites on for Born to Run. It is only fitting that he sing a song about blowing up the Spectrum, because that's what all autistic people wanna do.

This Means War

Well, apparently Phil thinks it's OK to break our settlement and blog about me again, and he also thinks it's OK to break the law and hide all his self-imcriminating evidence from me. That's OK, because I will be the victor in the end. However, this war will not be fought on the blogosphere like last one was. It will be fought in the courtroom, as soon as I have the evidence. This will be the first and last time that I blog about this issue, because frankly there's better shit in this world.


Thanks in advance,

Oliver M Canby

Shanah Tova!

Today is Rosh Hashanah, which is the Jewish new year. For Jews, it is now the year 5771, which supposedly dates back to when the world was created. On the Jewish calendar, it is Tishrei 1, not September 9. On the Jewish calendar my birthday is Nisan 7, 5752 as opposed to April 10, 1992. My bris occurred on Passover, so I always know that Passover is 8 days after my Jewish birthday. The calendar varies from year to year as it is lunisolar, while our calendar is completely solar. This is the first year I won't be going to Temple Isaiah, because my family decided to quit this year. My mom wants me to go to the Laugh Factory, but I don't see a point in worshiping at a comedy club. Anyway, I'd like to wish a Happy New Year to all the Jews out there, and Shanah Tova!

When You Hyperventilate, You Need An EKG

When I was 12 and 13 years old and attending VGW, this was a routine I would engage in quite frequently. I would begin hyperventilating (fake, of course), and tell my teacher, Mr. Rubenstein, that I needed an EKG. Then, after he'd refuse, I'd run down to the nurse's office, knock on her door, and say "Nurse, I'm hyperventilating. I need an EKG." She'd respond by saying, in her Guyanian accent: "You don't need an EKG when you hyperventilate. You just need a paper bag," and would proceed to slam the door in my face. Then, after returning to my classroom, I would pass out due to lack of an EKG, and demand CPR. I would only accept CPR from Meghan, the hottest girl at VGW of whom I later got to touch her on her boobs. After the lack of CPR, I would die, only to miraculously wake up and be fine two seconds later. I even had made up this whole backup story about why I needed an EKG when I hyperventilate. There was another false story about me being diagnosed as a retard, but we can save a detailed explanation of the two stories for another post. Anyway, while I am aware this is autistic behavior (i.e. not normal), I believe it is more than just dramatic play, which autistic people tend to engage in. I believe it has some kind of sexual derivation, perhaps even a fetishistic one. And it's tied primarily to EKGs. When I was 11 years old, I had an experience at the EKG doctor's office that led me to get a sexual fetish for EKGs. It wasn't until I was 14 that I decided that I wanted to have sex with another person, but by then my EKG fetish was too far gone. I believe that's to an extent what alienated me from getting laid, and I'm 18 years old and not getting any younger, was deriving sexual pleasure from something as offbeat as an EKG. I mean, it's kind of subsided to the point where now my primary desire is to have sex with a person, but I can still have orgasm just thinking about an EKG. I'd long thought it was my Asperger's that alienated me from getting laid at 18, but now I'm thinking it might be my EKG fetish. The fetish may be a byproduct of my Asperger's syndrome, but I doubt it. There's nothing in the DSM regarding a sexual fetish. I'd like some feedback. Is it my Asperger's syndrome that turns girls off of me, or should I focus more on getting laid and not having orgasm from an EKG? Or, is it neither and I'm just a lazy sonofabitch who could get laid if he really tried? I'm sorry if I offended any of you, and I look forward to your comments.

Bruce Springsteen—Born to Run—Live in Los Angeles 2007-10-29

This is footage from a Bruce Springsteen concert I was at a few years back. You can see him pointing to me right at the end of the song. He did that because he loves autistic people, which is why he performed for Autism Speaks. That's also why he turns the lites on instead of off for Born to Run, but he didn't realize that I wans't too impacted and I actually prefer the lites off.

I Rode The Bus With A Convicted Terrorist

Well, in LA you never know who you'll run into, but never in a million years did I expect to ride the bus with a convicted terrorist. Nonetheless, I did just that today. His name is Dr. Russell Welch and he has a Ph.D. in physics from UCLA. He was on his way to his parole hearing and had just got out of the County Jail for 9 days. The feds dropped a domestic terrorism charge against him, otherwise he'd have gone to jail for 20 years. That is still a violation, however, and he was forced to show up at the parole office for a sentencing hearing. I let him use my phone to call and say he was gonna be late, but the parole officer hung up on him. He believes in the New World Order and aliens and 2012 and all that bullshit. I told him I believed every word he said. He was fired from professing for being a terrorist. His Lebanese buddy is a pimp in a local motel. He is a convert to Islam and attends mosque regularly. I even shook his hand and told him my name. He seemed like a rather nice man, although he admitted to being a terrorist right up front. When he was talking on my phone, this girl across the aisle from me was laughing hysterically at him, because he was insane. I was laughing too, but I tried to curb it around him. When we all got off the bus, I got on one bus but he and other strangers got on another bus and I'm sure he annoyed them with his terrorist story. That is a life moment through the eyes of an autistic person.

Una Carta En Espanol

Yo tengo miedo de pollos. Pollos son muy feos, y a mi no me gustan los pollos. Yo puedo comer pollos, pero cuando los pollos estan viviendo, yo tengo miedo. En Massachusetts, hay un lugar que se llama Plimoth Plantation. En Plimoth Plantation, hay muchos pollos. Yo tengo mucho miedo de Plimoth Plantation, porque hay muchos pollos alli.

Yo tengo miedo de centros comerciales. Puedes morir en un centro comercial. En el tercer piso, puedes caer y morir. En ingles, se llama "acrophobia." Unos centros comerciales son Westside Pavilion, Fox Hills, Century City, Santa Monica Place, y Beverly Center. Yo tengo miedo de todos los centros comerciales en el mundo. Si hay un piso solamente, yo tengo miedo tambien. Yo tengo mucho, mucho miedo de centros comerciales.


Y yo tengo miedo de personas normales, porque no tienen el autismo como yo. El autismo es muy malo, y personas normales son mejores que yo. En Village Glen West, no hay ningunas personas normales, porque todos los estudianted tienen el autismo. Pero, en University High School, hay muchas, muchas personas normales. Todos los estudiantes son normales. Es muy malo, porque personas normales no entienden el autismo. Necesitas ser normal en University High School, porque es una escuela normal. Yo no soy normal, y no puedo ir a escuela normal. No puedo ir a escuela tampoco, porque yo tengo el autismo. Yo tengo miedo de personas normales, son mejores que yo, y yo debo morir.

The Great Impersonator

Well, I wanted to avoid blogging about this, but now I have no choice. There is a dumbfuck out there who has impersonated Joeker, Phil Gluyas, and lo and behold, he has now impersonated me. Impersonating Joeker and Phil is one thing, but when you impersonate me, that's another story. This dumbfuck obviously wants attention, and is in for a heap of lawsuits. Let's see, he's impersonated an Australian, a Canadian, and an American; that's three different jurisdictions! Looks like years of legal battles. If anyone knows who this person is or where he lives, please help us out, so we all can sue him. For the record, anyone who comments as "Oliver M Canby" and has a blank Blogger profile is not me. It is this dumbfuck who is impersonating me. God only knows who he'll impersonate next.

It Is Our Duty

Lately, there has been a lot of back and forth garb about whether it is our duty to comform to society or whether it is society's duty to conform to us. Let me tell you: it is our duty. We were born as autistics, naturally inferior to normals. We can't help it, but this is how we are. This is not going to change by us whining and bitching to society about how they cause all our problems, because they don't. Autism causes all of our problems, and it must be cured. We are defective and we are broken. We are just humble citizens, basking in the glory of normal people, and we must be nice to them. We must respect our superiors a great deal. There are ways to make this worthwhile, and there are also ways just to be miserable about it and blame society. That is counterproductive, and not the way to go. The absolute best way to fix our autism is a cure, because not only does that make us conform it does so in a way in which we feel good about it. Should a cure not be available, medication such as anti-depressants may slightly lessen the burden and make us feel a little better about acting normal. I've experienced this personally, and let me tell you it is not easy to act good around normal people. It is emotionally draining, and it is why I left high school semester early. I wish I'd just been on more drugs, so it could've felt at least a little better. However, I know not to blame other people for this, and that the problem is in me. If I choose to act autistic in public, that will not pay dividends, as it will give a bad rep socially. Also, if I tell people I'm autistic and that they have to deal with my socially aberrant behavior, that's not good social skills either, as you're essentially being a self-righteous jackass who doesn't care for others. Say you're on a train, riding through the Australian countryside. You ask the conductor if you can sleep on the floor, and he says no, because it is against company policy. This goes for everyone, not just autistic people. However, since you are an "Aspie," you believe you deserve special treatment, because you are "special." You then decide to throw a hissy fit and get thrown off the train by the conductor. Later, you decide to sue the railway company, end up bankrupting yourself because of it, and end up on the dole and suing people just to steal their money. Ta boot, the CMO declared you "medically unfit for work," sentencing you to a life on the dole. That does not seem like a good life to me. Here's another example. Say I'm in public and see a really hot girl, and I want to have sex with her. That's normal, right? I mean, men think that all the time. However, there are societal rules and norms that go along with that feeling. But let's say that because I'm an "Aspie," I decide to disregard those rules. I just rape the girl right then and there on the spot. Now, I could complain to Judge Canby or Judge Pregerson that I am an "Aspie" and therefore shouldn't have to follow society's rules, but even they, despite knowing me, wouldn't buy that argument. No right thinking judge would. Not even Judge Walker. Rape is a very serious crime in California, so I'd be given a 20 to life sentence. Also, if the victim was under 18, that'd be another 20 years tacked onto my sentence, meaning I'd be almost 60 before I'd even be eligible for parole. Also, my photo would be on meganslaw.com, for all my neighbors to see. Both of the examples I have given show how ridiculous the "neurodiversity" philosophy is. People can't just do anything, regardless of their autism, because it would put others in danger. When I was at Village Glen West, I was in a world of my own being so superior to everyone else. When I went to University High School by my own request, I got a real wakeup call because I was inferior to everyone else. I was bound to serve them, not them to serve me, because I was so humble and inferior. While I was brighter academically, and would gladly help other students with their work, I felt it was my honor or God-given duty because I was inferior to them in so many other areas. I would trade academic brightness for the ability to get laid any day of the week. I hope I have unequivocally proven how bad neurodiversity is and how it is our duty as autistic people to conform for the betterment of society and not the other way around.


BREAKING NEWS: The 9th Circuit has just stayed gay marriage. Whoop dee doo! What a victory! For once, the 9th Circuit (which includes Judge Canby and Judge Pregerson) has shown that it's not completely liberal and has shown Judge Walker what a judicial activist he really is.

Autistic And Intellectually Disabled

Things like going to college, getting a job, driving a car, and having sex are taken for granted by most people. However, I can do none of those, as I am autistic and intellectually disabled. I did manage to graduate high school, albeit after 4 1/2 years because I was too intellectually disabled to graduate at 17, and I ended up leaving a normal school midway through the year because I couldn't handle it intelectually. I applied to work at In-N-Out, however I was rejected due to my intellectual disability. I cannot take care of myself, and shouldn't be left alone. I had long rejected having "special needs," but now it seems that is inevitable and I must relegate myself to a lower rung. I understand what neurodiversity would say, however I cannot suffice without a cure. Thankfully, that cure is chelation. I learned about it from John Best last year, and while I have yet to test it on myself, I know what miracles it can work. Don't get me wrong: I'd like to succeed without a cure, but that ain't gonna happen. Going to a normal school last year really gave me a wakeup call, and made me realize that I am indeed inferior to the rest of the world. Before that, I thought I could do anything despite being autistic. How wrong I was. When it came to the point that I couldn't even speak in normal school, I had to withdraw midway through the year. It was a mistake to have gone in the first place. Although I do have a high school diploma, it is hard to find a job with just that, and I cannot attend college due to my intellectual disability. Therefore, a cure is the only option. I hope to commence curing myself next month, and I still hold a glimmer of hope that I will succeed in spite of my autism, but that is seeming less and less realistic as time goes by. Sometimes I wonder why I entered this world, as there is so much hatemongering here I don't know if I can take it. Anyway, my days are probably numbered, but we'll see how comment moderation works first. I didn't want to put it back on, but I was being constantly ridiculed so I had no choice. For those whom say I have come a long way, they are wrong. I have regressed so much over the past year, it's not even funny. My self-esteem has gone way down, as has my self-worth. While a cure would fix that, I am resistant to drugs because of Big Pharma. Thankfully, a cure wouldn't have that connotation, but its mere association with drugs would turn me off of it. I am trying to succeed, but it is impossible, and I don't need neurodiversity telling me it is because they're wrong. They have never been in my shoes and thus don't know what it's like to be me. They can say they're "autistic," but that really doesn't mean shit in this circumstance as people are very different, even autistic people. Anyway, while I may succeed, my prospects are dim. Please pray for my recovery, as well as my cure of autism. Also, if you have the chance, please oppose neurodiversity as well, as they aren't what they seem. God has a plan for me, and right now that plan seems to ride me into the ground. I'm here to change that. There are so many more things I can't do. I can't go to raves, and can barely even go to concerts. I can't do drugs, and I can't drink beer. I can go to baseball games, but only in a superficial sense. Aside from occassionally taking the bus, I never leave my house. That is the life of an autistic person. Don't make it be yours.

A Very Sad Day

Well, some wacko liberal judge up in San Francisco (although apparently the elder Bush appointed him), has decided to rule Proposition 8 unconstitutional, marking an end of morality in California. The case will be appealed to the 9th Circuit followed by the Supreme Court. While the 9th Circuit (which my grampaw sits on), is so liberal it probably won't even grant a stay, the Supreme Court is rather conservative, with Justice Kennedy most likely being the swing vote on this issue. I have faith that he will stick to his morals and vote the right way, but something tells me he won't do that with the overall liberalness of this country. This is why we must vote Obama out of office in 2012, because if just one conservative justice dies or retires, he will appoint a staunch liberal who will likely declare all bans on gay marriage unconstitutional and not just Proposition 8. Learning social morals doesn't come naturally to autistic people, and the government isn't doing a very good job of teaching them right now. The power is in the hands of you, the people. Use your power to vote Obama out of office. Say you oppose gay marriage and the world will listen. Our country is slowly falling apart one by one, and it's up to you to put it back together.



"Man shall not lie with man as he does with woman. It is abomination."

-Leviticus 18:22

My Inclusion in the Autismo Hub

While Dave & Kathleen Seidel's "Autism Hub" only includes neurodiverse blogs, the Autismo Hub is fair and balanced a la Fox News, and will include any blog no matter the opinion of the Blogger. They will only put up a warning for comment moderation, not "ableism" or "neurobigotry." Looking at StatCounter lately, I have an influx of new readers whom have linked to my blog via the Hub, and I thank them for that. It's good to finally see another good autism website out there, one without biased opinion and with a good deal of honesty ta boot.

Pro Cure Equals Pro Murder?

I know Jonathan Mitchell did a post on this last week, but I feel this is an important topic so I will do one as well. There was this crazy Pakistani woman in Texas who murdered her two autistic children, because she wished they were normal. She clearly had issues in her own right, but nothing excuses murder. However, a neurodiverse blogger named Sarah decided to say that the murder was caused by Autism Speaks and other pro-cure organizations. It seems as if neurodiversity believes that if you support a cure to give your child a better life, you also support murdering your child to give them no life at all. Somehow, that doesn't make sense.

Let me be clear on this. NOTHING justifies murder, and I hope this woman gets the death penalty for her actions. In my book, murder also includes abortion. Some neurodiverse people like Phil Gluyas say that supporting a cure equals supporting an abortion, which is simply not true. If there was a prenatal test for autism that led to an abortion, I would oppose it, on the same grounds that I'd oppose any other abortion. I don't see why I should make an exception to my political views and moral values for autistic people.

I also realize that there are some neurodiverse people who do not share these views, and I applaud them for that. I realize that within an organization (any one), there is a multitude of views and even if the head people happen to be fringe lunatics, there are some who hold saner views and would not automatically blame Autism Speaks for the ruthless murder of two innocent children. I would encourage these people to speak up more, because I know they exist, and speak against the mainstream of neurodiversity, which frankly makes them look bad. There are always different factions within larger ones, and I encourage neurodiverse people to put their other views aside and stop blaming Autism Speaks for a murder, hoping there are at least some of you out there.

My Experiences With Chris Mulligan

Chris Mulligan is a social worker in Los Angeles, California whose father directed To Kill A Mockingbird. He specializes in children, teens, and young adults with autism specrtum disorders. I had the privilege of attending Chris Mulligan's from 2001 to 2004, and I couldn't have been luckier. Along with VGW, Therapy West, and everything else, Chris Mulligan's turned me into the person I am today. I learned social skills cognitively and intellectually as opposed to intuitively, and it worked miracles. It even got to the point where I left VGW for a normal school, although that did not wor very well. Anyway, Chris Mulligan's is a great place to send your autistic child, and you can learn more at www.groupworkswest.com.

The fact that neurodiversity publicly lobbies against social skills groups like Chris Mulligan's is astounding. It's as if they go out of their way to make sure autistic people are marginalized by society and don't get the help they need to be accepted. Opposing a cure is one thing, but opposing any intervention at all is just plain wrong. Many younger NDs hate this, and I believe they are just rebelling against their parents because their parents helped them become at least somewhat normal. Neurodiversity, this is for you. Whether or not there is a cure, there are ways to help autistic people be less autistic, and social skills groups is one of them. I know you feel you have a right to be autistic, but most people don't and they want to fit in, so let them instead of speaking on their behalf. Thank you and God bless.

Pulled Into Line?

On the blog Mitchell's Gadfly, Phil Gluyas states that he and Andrew Ackner "pulled me into line." That is not true. I wasn't "pulled into line" by anyone. I have made mistakes in the past (as has everybody), and I try my best to learn from them. What I am working on right now for the most part is self-esteem issues, which admittedly Andrew and Phil have some good points about. As far as I know, low self-esteem is not correlated to autism in any way, which makes it a co-morbid condition. I was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome as the age of 6, but most of the symptoms have subsided and many (including me), question whether autism is my problem at all anymore and whether I'm just a virgin because of low self-esteem.

As for Jonathan Mitchell's recent post (about celibacy in autistic people), it couldn't be more true. There are autistic people who have had sex, but they are few and far between. If I could have sex as an autistic person, I would, but that doesn't seem possible right now, and that is why I desire a cure.


As for this Christian Weston Chandler person (whom I also had never heard of before yesterday), he clearly will not lose his virginity with his current attitude or actions, and probably never will because he has already given himself such a bad reputation. Also, he seems more than just autistic, as autism alone would not explain his stalking behaviors. There are a lot of autistic virgins desperate for sex, such as me, Jonathan Mitchell, and Christian Weston Chandler, Jonathan and I both know that committing crimes will get you absolutely nowhere, and the best thing is just to not act autistic. I'm pretty good at acting normal, but I have such low self-esteem that I find it near impossible to ask a girl to have sex. God bless you all, and may the Lord bring you peace and happiness.

How To Take Your Autistic Child To A Bruce Springsteen Concert

A Bruce Springsteen concert is as Americana as baseball and apple pie, so everyone, both autistic and normal, should have the right to see one. However, due to sensory aversion in autistic people, this may require special preparation. If you like The Boss, and are considering taking your autistic child to see him, here are some tips.

1. Because they turn the lites off at a Bruce Springsteen concert, your child may have sensory issues. Remind them that this is akin to turning the lites off at night, and no different.

2. If your child has an aversion to loud noise, consider buying foam rubber earplugs before the show. That way, your child can enjoy the music while blocking out the noise.

3. Because Bruce Springsteen cares so much about autistic people, he turns the lites ON for Born to Run, so everyone autistic and normal can enjoy his most famous song. Remind your child that he does this just for them, and tell them to thank The Boss after the show.


Like many social gatherings, there are rules of social ettiquette. While these may be hard for your autistic child, he will eventually get the hang of it.

1. The only appropriate time to say "o o o o o" is during the keyboard solo of Badlands.

2. While it is unacceptable to say "boo" at a Bruce Springsteen concert, it is perfectly fine to say "Bruce." This may confuse your child at first, but just explain to him what is actually being said.

3. Bruce Springsteen doesn't mind when people act autistic in the audience. While flailing your arms in the air would normally be not OK, it is perfectly fine at a Bruce Springsteen concert, even for normal people.

Autistic people tend to suffer from alektorophobia, which is a fear of chickens. Because of the unique sensory issues they have, they may tend to associate certain songs with chickens.

1. Remind your child that the violin solo in Waitin' on a Sunny Day is not a chicken, and that your child is OK.

2. Remind your child that the keyboard intro of Badlands is not a rooster, and that your child is safe and sound.

3. If your child tends to associate any other songs with chickens, such as Working on the Highway, repeat the above steps.

Anyone can enjoy a Bruce Springsteen concert, whether they are autistic or not. Although it may take special preparation, I fully encourage you to take your autistic child to a Bruce Springsteen concert, so they can see a symbol of their culture and feel normal, in a way.

Add on: This is what I feel to be indisputable evidence that Bruce Springsteen turns the lights on during Born to Run solely to help autistic people. When I was in the pit at a Bruce Springsteen concert back in 2007, he pointed to me while he was singing Born to Run. He also made direct eye contact with me, which is proof that he knew I was autistic and had turned the lites on just to help me. He didn't realize that I prefer the lites off, but it's the thought that counts. There is a YouTube video of this event. You can see him make a pointing gesture towards the end of the song, but you cannot see that it is to me as it was shot from further back on the floor. I don't have a link here, but if you search "Bruce Springsteen," "Born to Run," "Sports Arena," "10/29/07," that'll give you the video in which he points to me and proves he turns the lites on during Born to Run just to help autistic people.

My Trip To The DMV

Being autistic, it is not easy for me to leave the house, accompanied or otherwise. So last week, I took a huge step forward and bussed it to the Culver City DMV to apply for a California ID Card, which I can use to smoke and get a tattoo. I realize this might seem trivial to some normal people, and even autistic ones as well, but there are some autistic people who are so disabled they could only dream of doing what I did, and we must pray for them. They should be cured so they can live normal productive lives. Even though I have come a long way, I still need to be cured so I can have sex. Autism is a horrendous disease, and even neurodiversity has admitted to that of late, but there are different forms of autism which are equally as bad, albeit in a different way. Please cure autism, so we can be helped.

Neurodiversity Is At It Again

Well, neurodiversity seems to allude the fact that autism is bad, so I'll take them to the cleaners. My first issue is with Catatab Tabimount, who called me a "pathetic little brat clearly failed by his school." CT, VGW did not fail me. I was there, you weren't so butt out. She also said I "wasn't that threatening." I'm not supposed to be threatening CT, so that's GOOD, not bad. Also there is Sarah. While she did not directly attack me, she called Asperger's an "artificial label" and said it should be replaced with autism in the DSM. That is bad for a multitude of reasons. She also accused Tony Attwood of supporting "neurobigotry," when everyone knows that he is so neurodiverse. As for me, I don't know if I'll be blogging much longer, or if I do it'll be with decreased frequency. I might start posting about my life and tie it into autism in some way. Cheers to you all!

New Revelations

Well, I've been discussing my future options with my mother, and she says that I shouldn't think of myself as autistic and that I shouldn't associate with neurodiversity or even pro-cure because it's not who I am and my problems are solely psychological. I'd like to believe that, but the problem is that I'm as autistic as the sun, so I will suffer a horrendous life if I don't get cured. My mom wants me to go to college, but she doesn't realize it's impossible for an autistic person to succeed in college. Until I am cured, I'd rather do something I enjoy, rather than rot in college. I wish God would take away my autism, but He hasn't so I will be chelated.

My Right To Seek A Cure

While neurodiversity goes about preaching that they don't want a cure, that's within their rights, unfortunately. However, other autistic people might not be as fortunate and may (surprise surprise) actually want a cure so that they can lose their virginity. While I may not be as afflicted as them, I want a cure anyway, just to show that it's OK to want a cure, and to receive one if necessary. I've been praying to the Lord to take my virginity from me, but it hasn't worked, so my next step will be to remove my autism. If neurodiversity can lose their virginity while remaining autistic, then kudos to them. I however, plan to take a different path. In the mean time, I'll just trudge along, hope I can get laid, and cue my autism. I'll also focus less on blogging and more on life, but I'll blog some too.

Is Autism Just X-Men?

I saw the movie X-Men 3 in 2006, and it reminds me of autism. In it there's 2 groups, led by Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen. The group led by Patrick Stewart supports a cure, and is like pro-cure. The group led by Ian McKellen is anti-cure, and is like neurodiversity. If our lives have turned into a comic book, then that's really sad. I want to know that's there's still some realism in this fight. I also want neurodiversity to show me they're not like Ian McKellen. Otherwise, I'll have to be like Patrick Stewart. Enjoy.

Need Some Help

Hey y'all. I recently picked up my diploma (finally), and I'd like to upload it as proof, but I can't figure out how. If anyone can be of help, feel free.

I'm Back

Hey y'all. I'm back from the beach wth Aspie Al. He doesn't like being called that because it's not his diagnosis. He had his PDD-NOS removed last year, so he's no longer autistic. Anyway, I have a high school diploma, I'm autistic (unfortunately), and I want a cure. I also oppose neurodiversity. Welcome back me.

I've Given Up?

Well, apparently STFU still is delusional and believes me to be John Best. Instead of just admitting he was wrong, he has posted that because John revived his campaign (and I hope he wins), that he deleted his "fake teenage character" that is me. Somehow, I doubt that is true, since I am not John Best and he won't even allow comments on his new post. This is ridiculous, as STFU has been banned from every blog known to man, even neurodiverse ones, and yet he continues to express delusions that I am John Best. I think someone should take him to a mental institution and cure him of his autism as it's gotten to his head, badly.

To Those Who Support Neurodiversity

To those who support neurodiversity, how could you live with yourself? How could you knowingly tolerate the abuse we curebies suffer just to promote your own agenda? How could you promote suffering among autistics as a civil rights issue? How could you say the lowest of the low to someone who's probably more autistic than you are but doesn't agree with you? The thing is, if you support neurodiversity the way it is today, you are a horrible, horrible person. There is nothing good about that satanic cult. It was created to abuse autistics and to promote the people who are sociopaths and will do anything to make sure autistics suffer.

Praise From Jake Crosby (Bravo Encore Me)

Well, I received praise from Jake Crosby on my article exposing Bill Gates, and he even gave me a link to an article in the San Francisco Chronicle in which Bill Gates essentially admitted his Pharma ties. While the SF Chronicle is quite a liberal newspaper, I believe said article has merit and people should read it if they want to know what Bill Gates is really up to. Anyway, it's a huge honor to receive praise from as respected a journalist as Jake Crosby, and maybe I'll do another expose although I doubt it.

What Happened To The Informer?

Well, apparently my good buddy The Informer has gone completely insane on us and is now on Phil's side. What gives? His blog just turned around 180 degrees literally and he is now a neuronitwit like Phil and Tex and Scratcher. Informer, if you're reading this, it's time to come out of it now. You've played games long enough, now you have to be your true self again. To do what you have just done to me and all the other curebies out there is preposterous and you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Wake up, Informer. The world needs you now more than ever.

Bill Gates Is In Cahoots With Big Pharma

I was watching American Idol the other night, and Bill Gates mentioned how he gives free vaccines to poor and starving children in Africa. Vaccines? Are you kidding me? Vaccines harm children, they don't help them. They're what make us all autistic. I know Jonathan Mitchell doesn't think this, but in this case it actually makes sense that Bill Gates is autistic. I'll bet you he's so neurodiverse that he wants all the poor, starving children in Africa to be autistic too, which is why he gives them free vaccines. And Big Pharma probably loves it, having a man as rich as Bill Gates shamelessly promote them in rural Africa. More big bucks the more autistic people there are, eh Big Pharma? I'm glad I'm the first person to expose this, and I finally beat Jake Crosby for once.

Why Boycott Bruce Springsteen?

Well, I see neurodiversity has organized a "boycott list," and The Boss Bruce Springsteen is on it? Why? What did he do to you? Performing at as Autism Speaks benefit is not engaging in "neurobigotry" and if you actually knew shit about Bruce Springsteen you'd know that he's the least bigoted person out there. We may not agree politically, but that hasn't prevented me from seeing him 9 times. Also, this neurodiverse whackjob named Sarah has disrespected the police who protect us but also thinks we should boycott Bruce Springsteen, which is bullshit because the police want us to boycott Bruce Springsteen because of his song "American Skin (41 Shots)." That song is actually sympathetic to police, but the police boycotted him anyway. Same with neurodiversity. If they actually heard his song "Out in the Street," they'd realize how neurodiverse he really is.

Coconuts Is Right Next Door to Barnes and Noble

When I took the 91 freeway northbound from my apartment in New Haven to the Barnes & Noble in North Haven to see William Shakespeare and Stephen King, I noticed that Coconuts was right nest door. Coconuts is a store where they sell CDs such as Queen's legendary 1978 album, "Jazz," with hits such as "Fat Bottomed Girls," and "Bicycle Race." Strawberry's is nearby, but I like Coconuts better. There's also a Burger King and a cinema nearby, where I saw "Toy Story," and "The Hunchback of Notre Dame," which is a college in Indiana. What does that have anything to do with autism? Absolutely nothing, I just thought it'd be an interesting post. Kinda random, but interesting. I might do another autistic post somewhere down the road, but I may not as I have better shit to do than this blog. Tomorrow is Patriot's Day, which we don't celebrate here in California but they celebrate it over in Massachusetts where Belinda the Nobody lives. There's gonna be a Red Sox game at 8 a.m. my time so I have to be up early to watch it and sumbit my lineups. Speaking of Belinda the Nobody, I had no idea she was so low-functioning that she can't go to college, work, or even go to concerts. If she wants to go to a sensory-friendly concert, I'd recommend Angelique Kidjo, as her song "Bleu" was an international hit. I can't go to college (despite what Phil says), and we'll see about working, but I can most certainly go to concerts. It's a damn shame that somebody is so autistic that they can't enjoy life, and that is why a cure is necessary.

Aspergian Chic Found Alive In Florida

Well, the news headlines that an 11-year-old Aspergian chic in Florida had been missing for 4 days without her drugs have come to a positive end, as she has been found alive by a fellow churchgoer. Everybody, including me, thought this had been a child abduction but it was apparrently her parents not taking proper care of their child despite knowing she was gravely disabled and on drugs. Parents, don't let your autistic child run off like that. Make sure your doors are locked at all times and make sure your child is never out of the house unsupervised. I'll never forget one time prior to my diagnosis. I was 4 years old and vacationing in South Carolina when I decided to run off the porch of the house that we were staying in and settle in a yard a couple of houses away. I was smart enough not to run across the busy highway to the beach, and had I done that I'd be dead for sure, but being 4 years old and Aspergian (albeit undiagnosed), I had no idea that if you left your house that they'd be filing an AMBER alert. I was found safely within minutes but I caused quite a scare, and was told never to run off again. However, this chic in Florida was never told so by her parents and they didn't adequately protect her, so it's they're own damn fault. I bet they just faked the abduction story to cover their asses from charges of child negligence.

Back From Opening Day

Well, I spent this entire day at Opening Day which is why I have been AWOL for the past few hours. The Dodgers beat the D'Backs 9-5 and hit 4 home runs including Matt Kemp, who cures autism. I don't think there were any autistic people there, but there were some drunkards who were promptly ejected. Sunday is autism awarenes day at Dodger Stadium. It's being sponsored by Jim Gott, a former Dodger pitcher and is featured in the Autism Heroes book that I am featured in as well. By the way, Matt Kemp's Ante Up For Autism poker event was a success, and it benefited Talk About Curing Autism. It's good that people are seeing Autism Speaks for what it really is and turning to other charities instead.

Does Asperger's Cause Fake Orgasms?

On a recent episode of NBC's "Parenthood," a mother of a child with Asperger's fakes orgasm while having sex with her husband to make him feel better, because she cannot have a real one due to the stress of having an Aspergian child. The point of the episode was whether you should be honest if your partner isn't getting it done or just fake it to make them feel better. Granted, it was not the Aspergian child who was involved in the orgasm, but I feel it could definitely play a roleif I ever choose to have sex, which I most certainly will. As a heterosexual male, any female sex partner I would have would likely know about my autism beforehand, but if they don't this could still apply. As a general rule, I would not appreciate if a girl faked orgasm just to make me feel better, especially if I actually wasn't getting the job done adequately. The fact that I am autistic doesn't make me any less of a person, and I should be treated equally, so if I have bad sex, I shouldn't get away with it just because I'm autistic. I'd appreciate it if she'd be honest with me that I wasn't very good so I could purchase some Viagra and greatly improve the quality. So the bottom line is, don't fake orgasm with me. I appreciate honesty, even though I am autistic and I know the truth hurts sometimes.

Jenny McCarthy's Autistic School Closes Down

Well, the state has shut down Jenny McCarthy's autistic school, and this can only be because Ari Ne'eman and neurodiversity made them do it. What a shame and disgrace! I hope The Help Group isn't bestowed the same fate, but only time will tell. I'll bet you Big Pharma shut it down too along with Ari Ne'eman and neurodiversity. When will we ever learn that we need non-public schools like this and we can't just throw all the autistic kids in with the gen pop because it is bad for them! On a side note, this may be a blessing in disguise, because one less autistic school means more people attending VGW. Go Eagles!

My Adulthood Tomorrow

Well, I plan to take my weekend hiatus as usual, but over this weekend I legally become an adult. That makes me old enough to smoke and get a tattoo, and even get into certain strip clubs. The thing is, I can't do any of those right now because I don't have ID, although I plan to get one next week if all goes according to plan. I try to live as normal a life as possible despite being autistic, but my autism impedes my ability to have sex, among other things, which is why I want a cure, which John Best says is chelation. So, while I will legally be an adult, I will still be a child mentally, and that pains me. That is why I want a cure. Praised Be Jesus, Amen!

An Anonymous Blogger Says Shit About Me

Well, Phil thought it would be funny to let an anonymous blogger say on his blog almost exactly what I said about Phil but with a few things tweaked. Damn coward. The poor blogger can't even come up with anything original. Phil also complimented me on my intelligence (shocker), but he advocated for a tattoo artist to turn me away solely because of my disability, which is illegal. He defames me even more but it's not even worth getting into that shit. Be prepared for a post on my Phil blog regarding a confession from Phil's buddies. I Love New York.

What A Day In LA

Well, the weather was so great here in LA today it's too bad that Opening Day's gonna get rained out next week. It seems like it's rained all winter, so can't it go away already? I'm gonna be 18 on Saturday, but I'm so autistic that I have the mental capacity of a 2-year-old. I was gonna get a tattoo and smoke for my birthday, but I don't have an ID yet so I can't do any of that. I'm thinking that if I get a tattoo, I'd have to tell the artist about my disorder so he'd know what to expect. Meanwhile, I see that Jake Crosby has been reading this blog. If he'd like to comment I'll adjust the settings so that he can. It's good to finally be back on track with this blog, and I wish you all a very Merry Christmas.

Today Is World Autism Awareness Day

Well, thanks to The Miracle Project and Elaine Hall, today is World Autism Awareness Day. We must be aware of autism and the devastation it causes many people, including myself. The sad thing is, however, that neurodiversity rejects that we need to be aware and calls it "neurobigotry." So then neurodiversity, are we bigots for honoring AIDS and diabetes the same way we honor autism? According to you, we shouldn't cure AIDS because we need to respect them for who they are. Same with diabetes, right? Somehow, that doesn't sit well with me, and the same should be true with autism. These neurodiversity people must be stopped, and we must stop them now. On a side note, I had to go visit my psychiatrist today, because I am autistic. Had I not been autistic, I wouldn't be seeing a psychiatrist in order to be heavily drugged. A lot of interesting people have been reading my blog. One is a law firm in Houston who Googled "Autism Insurance Fraud." John Best also was recently reading my blog, so maybe he will realize that I do support him. Someone from the LA County Office of Education in Santa Monica came across my blog because they Googled my name, but that is strange because I do not know anyone who works there. Somebody in Chino Googled my name followed by the word "blog," and the only person I know in Chino is my former 1:1 whom to my knowledge doesn't know I have a blog. People everywhere from Canada to Maine to the Philippines are reading my blog, so I am really making a splash.

Help John Best Regain Custody Of His Son Sam

Well, it appears that John's idiotic ex-wife Karen is trying to steal Sam away from him. Karen apparently doesn't realize that chelation cures autism and for some reason thinks it has a bad effect on him, which it doesn't. Unfortunately, John's DAN doctor betrayed him when it mattered most, and John will be losing custody as he doesn't have legitimate proof to back himself up, no thanks to DAN. I think the doctor was just scared for his ego and didn't actually care about autistic people. Had he actually cared, he'd have given the proof no matter what neurodiversity would've said, because he wanted Sam to be cured. But, he was too concerned with his ego, and only cared about himself, which is typical of neurodiversity. I hope the DAN doctor in LA that I find to chelate me won't be that rude and I still have hope. But anyway, John needs his son as he knows what is best for him, and not his idiotic ex-wife Karen who is so neurodiverse that she doesn't even believe in biomed.

I'm Switching Sides

Well, I'm bored with being pro-cure, so I'm switching to neurodiversity. I'm gonna lobby against a cure and prevent autistic children from living better lives. I'm also gonna join Ari Ne'eman's ASAN and lobby against Autism Speaks and other cure-seeking organizations. That's not all. Earlier today, Google changed its name to Topeka. And it's been a quarter-century since the legendary Sidd Finch joined the New York Mets. However, before you comment on this issue, just take into account what day it is and what people typically do on this day. Happy April 1!

Text Messages From Aspie Al

A couple of hours ago, right before I left to go out to dinner in this freezing cold town of Albany, New York (from which I will return tomorrow), I received several blatant text messages from Aspie Al insinuating that I was homosexual. I tried to convince him otherwise, but to no avail. Please note that none of this is true and I am 100% heterosexual, despite being a virgin. We came up with a proposal that we would have a trial to determine my sexual orientation, and with my grampaw being the judge I'd win for sure. Aspie Al, however, wants the judge to be one of our former teachers at VGW to make things fair. I don't know why Aspie Al lashed out at me like this, but he said it was because his girlfriend has good gaydar and can sniff out a gay person from a mile away. Well, apparently her gaydar is off, because I am as strait as can be. Also, when we went to the dog park a couple of weeks ago, her gay friend was there, and he apparently also believes me to be gay. I thought gay people also had good gaydar, but maybe it is just wishful thinking, because I am strait and I only like women. So in a nutshell, I am strait and just because Aspie Al said I was gay doesn't necessarily make it true. When we were both at VGW, I had a rule that "what Al says goes," but I could always overrule him in extreme circumstances, and this is one of those.

An Influx Of Traffic

I noticed yesterday that many people who Googled Ari Ne'eman came across my blog, probably because of the recent New York Times article. Among these people included the Autism Society of America, UMBC (Ari Ne'eman's college), and a household on Long Island, which is where Ari Ne'eman grew up. I would just like to say that if any of these people have any connections at all, please come forward and get me an interview with a mainstream media outlet such as Larry King. I believe I have a lot to offer and I also have an agenda to promote. The sad thing is, the liberal mainstream media doesn't care about us. They only care about "neurodiversity." I need my views heard not just for me but for all pro-cure autistics, so we can get the funding we deserve. Senator Sessions has certainly taken a step in the right direction, but we need a hell of a lot more than that. Anyway, it seems that the public has somewhat come to its senses on neurodiversity, and let's hope they come around completely and give me an interview on Larry King.

Senate Block Ari Ne'eman's Confirmation

Well, it appears an anonymous Senator has blocked the confirmation of Ari Ne'eman, which will allow for months more of debate and possibly a filibuster. I am not sure, but my guess is that this is the work of Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-AL). Sessions is the Ranking Member of the Senate Judiciary Committee and a true fighter for real issues. For example, he fought vigorously to prevent the confirmation of Justice Sonia Sotomayor but it was futile as the Democrats had a filibuster-proof majority at the time. Now, that is no longer the case and I'm sure my fellow Republican contingency will filibuster the nomination of Ari Ne'eman and get him where he belongs. It seemed in the past that Jenny McCarthy and other pro-cure people were Democrats, and Elaine Hall even said "Obama for Autism," but now it seems my fellow curebies are seeing the light and seeing Red as well. God Bless You, Senator Sessions! You are a hard working man and your party will be back in power come the midterms.

My Fortune Cookie

Well, I didn't want to post during my vacation but I feel this is important. At a Chinese restaurant in Albany, New York, the land of 30 degree weather, I received a fortune cookie that said, "An ounce of care is worth a pound of cure." I thought it couldn't be more fitting to the purpose of this blog. It basically said that if I cared only a little bit about people then I could cure them, which is exactly what I want to do. On a side note, I updated my profile so that it is now visible to the public, so this should alleviate any confusion that I am John Best, if it is indeed still out there.

Off To Albany, New York

Well, every two years I unfortunately must leave Los Angeles and go on vacation to the freezing-cold Albany, New York to celebrate the Jewish holiday of Passover. Ironically, I am not legitimately Jewish as I did not have a Bar Mitzvah due to my autism. I had no idea autism could take away religion, but it did and that is why I need it cured. Because my Jewish temple prevented me from having a Bar Mitzvah due to my autism, I am thinking of becoming an Evangelical Christian, because I share their Republican views much more than any other religion.

A Good Old Quote From Michael Savage

Now you want me to tell you my opinion on autism, since I'm not talking about autism? A fraud; a racket. For a long while, we were hearing that every minority child had asthma. Why did they sudden... Why was there an asthma epidemic amongst minority children. Because, I'll tell you why: the children got extra welfare if they were disabled, and they got extra help in school; it was a money racket. Everyone went in and was told (fake cough), "If the nurse looks at you you go (fake cough), "I don't know, the dust got me."" See, everyone had asthma from the minority community. That was number one. Now the illness du jour is autism. You know what autism is? I'll tell you what autism is in 99% of the cases: it's a brat who hasn't been told to cut the act out. What do you mean they scream and they're silent? They don't have a father around to tell them, "Don't act like a moron. You'll get nowhere in life. Stop acting like a putz. Straighten up. Act like a man. Don't sit there crying and screaming, idiot." Autism: everybody has an illness. When I behaved like a fool my father called me a fool. And he said, "Don't behave like a fool." The worst thing he said: "Don't behave like a fool. Don't be anybody's dummy. Don't sound like an idiot. Don't act like a girl. Don't cry." That's what I was raised with; that's what you should raise your children with. Stop with the sensitivity training. You're turning your son into a girl, and you're turning our nation into a nation of losers and beaten men. That's why we have the politicians we have.

Fantasy Baseball Draft

Well, I'm off to my first live fantasy baseball draft tonight. This requires preparation and concentration for four-and-a-half hours that I believe most autistic people couldn't handle. Although I am better off than other autistic people in many ways, I still struggle in others. For example, I have not had sex and I am 17 years old. That is what really makes me feel so autistic, which is why I need a cure. On a side note, I've been using StatCounter recently and I noticed someone from a law firm in the Valley that specializes in cases of insurance fraud was reading my blog. My blog had been linked to via a Facebook page of whom I had absolutely no idea whom it belonged to. I was wondering, maybe it belongs to one of my anonymous commentors. I still wonder why a lawyer who specializes on cases of insurance fraud would be reading my blog, as any legal case involving this blog certainly wouldn't have anything to do with insurance fraud. The Facebook page was not that of this lawyer as it was someone way too young to be a lawyer. If anyone knows about this and would like to notify me please do so as I would like this mystery solved. Thank you and God bless.

Hangin' Out With Aspie Al

This was to be my original post today before Phil went bezerk last night. I may or may not do a post on that subject later on. Prior to Phil going crazy last night, I was going to let him and Andrew comment on this article but Phil dug his own grave last night by saying that autism was a civil rights issue. So neither he nor Andrew can comment. As you all know, I went over to Aspie Al's place last Wednesday night, and it was an eye-opening experience, as it made me realize that neurodiversity is more widespread than I once thought. My first inkling was when I texted Aspie Al to tell him I had an autistic blog. He told me I was a dumbfuck loser. I asked him to elaborate further but he didn't until he saw me in person. I then pressed the issue further, and he told me that I wasn't autistic and that I just say stupid things sometimes. When I asked him about a cure for autism, he said that one did not exist. When I pressed on the issue of chelation, he rejected it. When I asked him why I hadn't had sex yet, he said I was just lazy and that I needed to take matters into my own hands. Now I'm not gonna end a years-long friendship with Aspie Al over the concept of neurodiversity, but it made me realize that way more people believe in it than I thought and we must do something about that. Phil is a dumbfuck idiot who is acting like God. I offered him a good deal last night to end all of our fighting and respect our difference of opinion but apparently I must bow down to him and accept his opinion as fact, which I will not do as I will not sacrifice my freedom. God Bless You All .

Back From Spring Training

Well, I'm finally back in LA after a long weekend in Phoenix. I didn't have any autistic episodes and I hung out with a former US Vice President. It was a fun trip, although the ridiculous health care legislation passed. The final scores of the games I witnesses were:

Game 1 (Hi Corbett Field-Tucson, AZ): Colorado Rockies 10, Oakland Athletics 4
Game 2 (Scottsdale Stadium-Scottsdale, AZ): San Francisco Giants 6, Cincinnati Reds 0
Game 3 (Camelback Ranch: Glendale, AZ): Cleveland Indians 12, Los Angeles Dodgers 5

It was unfortunate that the Dodgers lost and the Giants won but it doesn't matter in Spring Training. Other stuff isn't going too well. Phil is still threatening legal action, which is friviolous. He wrote an incredibly defamatory comment about me which he refuses to withdraw. I have agreed to withdraw two of my comments toward him which are potentially defamatory and could maybe harm him, though not nearly as much as his false statement about me. I even offered a complete truce if he respects my opinions despite disagreeing and I will do the same in return. He cannot change my opinions nor can I change his. I am preparing a major post tomorrow that may rattle some cages on both sides of the fence. Everyone be prepared. Phil also posted about the Autism Heroes book on his forum. While I don't know exactly what he will talk about, I have a pretty good idea. I would just like to state that the opinion expressed in that book is that of my parents and not me as I was not interviewed. God Bless You and Good Night.