Monday, May 30, 2011

Let Your Bumblebee Fly

Recently, I was riding the LA city bus, and something interesting came up on the TV monitor. It said that while Ph.D. physicists had claimed to have proven that bumblebees can't fly, the human eye has observed that they in fact can.

I can't help but compare this to vaccines and autism. Many M.D. "scientists" claim to have proven that vaccines don't cause autism. However, when warrior mothers see their children regress, they know that vaccines cause autism. It is not an opinion, it is a fact.

The bottom line is that autism is a form of mercury poisoning, and it can be cured.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

I Do Not Know Whether Phil Gluyas Has Asperger's Syndrome

On the advice of counsel, I am making the following statement:

Previously, I had posted that Phil Gluyas did not have Asperger's syndrome. I believed this to be true because I saw court testimony from him in which he testified that he had a different diagnosis. My belief was reinforced because he told me he would email me a copy of his Asperger's diagnosis, but never did, claiming my email address had changed when I knew it hadn't.

Despite my belief, I want to make this clear: I do not personally know what diagnosis or diagnoses Phil Gluyas has received in the past or present. I am not a doctor or psychologist, and even if I were, I have never examined Phil. My personal opinion is just that: the opinion if a non-expert, and of course I have no access to Phil's medical records.

As any reader of the comments of this blog knows, Phil has asked me to take down my previous post and to apologize for my previously expressed opinion and had threatened legal action if I do not do so. By this post, I am saying I have no proof one way or the other as to Phil's diagnosis. Phil knows what diagnosis he has received, and I don't know why he cares what my opinion is. But apparently he does, so I apologize for posting that he does not have Asperger's syndrome.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Los Angeles Community College District

1. East Los Angeles College
2. Los Angeles City College
3. Los Angeles Mission College
4. Los Angeles Pierce College
5. Los Angeles Harbor College
6. Los Angeles Southwest College
7. Los Angeles Trade-Technical College
8. Los Angeles Valley College
9. West Los Angeles College

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Sheer Craziness

Recently, Catatab Tabimount posted on her blog the new alarming statistic out of South Korea that one out of 38 in the world's population now has autism. If that isn't even more reason why autism needs to be cured, I frankly don't know what is. I left a comment there expressing my opinion in direct relation to the subject. What subsequently ensued was sheer craziness.

First, Catatab Tabimount's buddy Amtrak Raildude left a somewhat respectful comment disagreeing with me. Amtrak Raildude is a guy with a bizarre fetish for trains, which makes me think of Darius McCollum, the autistic man who's been arrested 11 times for hijacking trains. I pray to God that this man doesn't turn out to be like him. To his immense credit, however, Amtrak Raildude spoke out in support of therapy and early intervention, which is very rare for an ND as they usually oppose helping autistic people at all whatsoever. He also seems to be anti-Big Pharma, which is even more rare amongst NDs. Granted, if Big Pharma did indeed find a cure for autism (not that they ever would), I would appreciate it immensely.

That was only the beginning. Next, a bunch of anon posters attacked me directly, saying they were "feeding the troll." I have no idea why anyone would think I was trolling, but they did apparently. They left one that said "SCAXliner" over and over, which I assume came from Amtrak Raildude as no one else in the world would have a clue what that even is. Others repeatedly said, "U MAD, BRO?" and I have no idea who left those. I don't think it was anyone from the Whack Pack, but maybe it was Catatab Tabimount.

Next, I received some very bizarre emails, which said DESU DESU DESU over and over and over. Those, I believe, were from Catatab Tabimount, as that word is a favorite of hers. (Phil Gluyas: If you are reading this, that should be a huge clue that I never changed my email address. Where are the papers?) Another email said, "Bam, I troll you," which was also from Catatab Tabimount.

I have no idea why she would start suddenly acting like this. To her credit, she is usually much softer than other NDs, as she allows room for opinions other than her own and is much less confrontational. One can only guess why some measly comment from me would put her over the edge.

I also believe Amtrak Raildude left a comment on my post about Osama bin Laden. I believe so because he called himself a conductor, which I assume is that of a train and not of an orchestra. It was actually respectful, but he probably didn't want me to know who he really is.

Anyway, I gotta go now. Gotta take my lovely dog for a walk. He's been waiting all morning. See you all later!

Thursday, May 5, 2011

I Am Still A Virgin At 19

As the title of this post says, I am still a virgin at 19. In this day and age, that is virtually unacceptable. Contrary to popular belief, it is not society's hatred of me that causes my virginity. It is caused directly by my autism itself, as it is a disease that needs a cure a la cancer and AIDS. If I could lose my virginity without a cure, that'd be great. But I can't, so I need chelation.

Right before I graduated high school, I had intended to go to college. However, once I realized what a loser I was, I realized it wasn't possible because I could never get laid. I considered killing myself, but I just decided to wither away instead. I ain't worth nothing, because I will never get laid.

BTW, it's every human's right to get laid, as per the UN. Nobody can take away that right, but they can skirmish around it if somebody's autistic. Poor me. I am so autistic that nobody will fuck me. That is really sad, so I need a cure.

The cure for autism is chelation. Once I receive it, I will no longer be autistic, so I can get laid. If I do get laid without a cure, that also will make me no longer autistic, and I will shut down this blog. Until then, I'm an autistic loser. Peace out.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Osama is Dead

We killed him. We won the war/