I'm Going Slightly Mad

When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
1001 yellow daffodills
Begin to dance in front of you (oh, dear)

Are they trying to tell you something?
You're missing that one final screw
You're simply not into pink, my dear
To be honest, you haven't got a clue

I'm Going Slightly Mad
I'm Going Slightly Mad
It finally happened, happened
It finally happened, oh oh
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad

I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the Schilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not my usual top billing

I'm coming down with a fever
I'm really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana tree

I'm Going Slightly Mad
I'm Going Slightly Mad
It finally happened, happened
It finally happened, uh huh
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad

I'm knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast, it's true
I'm driving only three wheels these days
My dear, how about you?

I'm Going Slightly Mad
I'm Going Slightly Mad
It finally happened
It finally happened, oh yes
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad
Just very slightly mad
And there you have it

-Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)