Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Openly Autistic Bullshit

Ari Ne'eman considers himself the first "openly autistic" person appointed to a presidential post. Phil Gluyas ran for Parliament as the first "openly autistic" person to do so, before withdrawing after he realized he had no chance of winning. This is even more evidence that neurodiversity is modeled after the gay rights movement, as they are saying "openly autistic" akin to "openly gay." Even I know that is bullshit, as most sane people do as well. You are openly gay if you tell people that you are homosexual, whereas you are in the closet if you secretly have sex with men. However, there is no such thing as "openly autistic" and the fact that neurodiversity is trying to say that there is is truly appalling. You either are autistic or you aren't, and if you are it shows and there's no hiding it. If people can pass as normal, they must seriously reconsider whether or not their diagnosis is legitimate, because it either no longer applies to them or they got it so they could say they were "autistic" and paint it as a "civil rights issue," which we all know it isn't but a disease. Their principle of having a diagnosis and not telling anyone about it as being a "closeted autistic" is bullshit as well, because there is no hiding a diagnosis at all; if you have it, it shows. These "openly autistic" people also try to pin autism diagnoses on random famous people (most of whom are absolutely not autistic at all, not even remotely) to paint them as "closeted autistics" when they are not autistic at all, in addition to acting like there's more "autistic" people than there really are. This bullshit of people being "openly autistic" must stop, and it must stop now. It only further trivializes autism, and falsely paints it as a "civil rights issue" when it is in fact a disease which desperately needs to be cured. I have autism, and it shows. I could not hide it, even if I wanted to. I am not "openly autistic," I am autistic, and there is no hiding it. Once hiding it becomes possible, the diagnosis will no longer apply to me, however unlikely that is to actually happen. The cure for me will be chelation, not "compassion" or "understanding," because both of those accomplish absolutely nil.

14 comments:

Phil/Timelord said...

One note - I did NOT withdraw for the reason you stated. I withdrew because the party I was representing couldn't find me a running mate who lived in the same area (that's compulsory here). When someone was found - nominations had closed.

So don't lie like you usually do. That is all.

Phil/Timelord said...

Third parties never win? LMAO!

Australian Federal Parliament (150 seats - House of Representatives);
ALP: 72, Coalition: 73, Independents: 4, The Greens: 1
The Independents hold the balance of power because neither major party has a majority!

Australian Federal Parliament (40 seats - The Senate);
ALP: 15, Coalition: 18, The Greens: 6, Democratic Labour Party: 1
The Greens hold the balance of power for the same reason!

This can happen here for two reasons. One - we have preferential voting (that means you have to number every box from 1 to whatever in order of preference), and two - in Australia voting is compulsory for citizens over the age of 18.

See? You were wrong again! Just admit that you don't know what you are talking about, okay?

Note - I wouldn't have needed legislation. Being a member of Parliament has it's "privileges" (that was an intended pun BTW).

poppy said...

yes, you don't understand politics.
you have to do more than merely live in a district to run for state legislature.
regardless of your ignorance concerning your own government, australia is different than america.

your hero, glen beck, would be a third party candidate if he were to ever run under his idea of what libertarianism is.
3rd party. not republican or democrat.
by your logic we should all be relieved he could never win anything.

maybe you are the one that is not really autistic. maybe you're faking it for an excuse for being a virgin.

i'm glad i can come to your blog since you see and report the future and your information is so accurate. its good for a laugh.

if anyone is trivializing autism it would be you, oliver.

Phil/Timelord said...

The Party was (and is) the Parents, Families and Carers Party. And independents CAN win in the US at state level. Look up Jesse Ventura in Minnesota!

No third party has even gotten one electoral vote since 1968.

Honestly! Look at Wikipedia for goodness sake! In your own state of California in the 2010 mid terms, all four non party aligned candidates got more than 100,000 votes each!!

You're lying, and you are doing it intentionally for attention. This blog is not the truth, and deep down you know it and just won't admit it. Even in the face of facts that your precious Wikipedia provides.

QuoteDaAutieNevermore said...

Fuck it, I'm going bowling.

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Couple of real beauties there,
especially the last one.

Anonymous said...

Why is that? It's not illegal, the girls are not underage. I did it to make a point. That's exactly what a boy your age should be interested in, and if you're not, then you should be wondering why. How can you expect to ever 'touch' if you're afraid to even 'look'? Would you have been more interested if they had been boys?

Just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

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QuoteDaAutieNevermore said...

No, the only way for a straight guy to turn gay is becoming a gynocologist and even that is highly unlikely.

QuoteDaAutieNevermore said...

Do you know any gynecologists, are you aware of how disgusting a vagina looks?? Especially the unhealthy ones that are the ones more often than not they have to look at?? My older brother's friend was in medical school and during his rotation period he had to spend a month doing gynecological work, he remained celibate for a little over a year because he was completely disillusioned from pussy because of that.

And if you think that gynecologists are fucking their patients you're more of an idiot than I thought (wait... scratch that, not possible) Plastic surgeons are the ones who are most likely fucking their patients and even then not everybody is obsessed with fucking like you are.

1st step: stop being a little twerp and actually get laid, 2nd step: actually end up coming down with Satyriasis, 3rd step: then start ignorantly assuming that everybody else has it as well.

QuoteDaAutieNevermore said...

First of all only closet fags give their favorite things corny nicknames or spellings, so I suggest you stop calling it puse.

Second of all pussies aren't visibly attractive their attractive to the touch or tactile. When a girl shows me her twat I get a hard-on, not because it looks pretty but because I instinctively think "damn being inside of that feels good." A girls tits and a girls ass are visibly appealing parts, no straight guy finds a pussy visibly appealing, we just like them because of how they feel. The same reason why no woman finds a penis visibly appealing because their fucking awful looking, their only interest in them is how they feel when put inside of them. Again you obviously have no clue what you're talking about.

And if you wonder why gynocologists don't fuck their patients. Look at this shit: http://enpoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/blue-waffle-disease-picture-194x300.jpg

Then imagine having to look at that shit in person, possibly smell it, maybe even touch it while wearing gloves and treat that shit. Yes that wouldn't make me grossed out and of course I wouldn't then be wanting to stay the fuck away from any vagina that has been in my office or ever will be.

QuoteDaAutieNevermore said...

"OB/GYNs get puse every day, and they love every moment of it. Not only do they get to finger their patients with Vaseline on their fingers, but sometimes they'll just fuck their patients right then and there on the spot. How do I know this? I logged onto www.webmd.com, and in their women's health section it specifically says, "If you're lucky, your gyno will fuck you right then and there on the spot.""

More evidence that you do lie and that you have no Earthly clue what the fuck you are talking about. Realize that saying "Yes I know exactly what I'm talking about" doesn't make it so.

QuoteDaAutieNevermore said...

By the way making a point of spelling something differently just because it looks or sounds better IS probably the queerest things anybody could do with his mouth other than sucking another dude's dick.

QuoteDaAutieNevermore said...

"Andrew, I even gave a direct source for you to quote, and you still won't believe me. It's as if my undisputable evidence I just presented you with is going in one ear and out the other."

You gave me a direct source but it says nowhere what you said it says, because you are a lying little twerp who needs to come home Neverland and grow the fuck up.

"You are denying that WebMD says anything about gynecologists fucking their patients, when you will not even look there yourself."

I did look fuckhead. Not that I had to to know you're full of shit, I've known that for how many months now?

"I'm not any kind of pretentious label, but I am a nice, kind, sweet-hearted person, and I'd make a great guy to fuck if any girl would give me so much as a chance."

Every single clause in that statement is as true as the clauses in Bill Clinton's statement regarding Monica Lewinski.

BTW "talk about "gettin' puse." A similar example with Spanish is the word "lacio" which means "straight-haired." I use "lacio" to mean "strait" as in "heterosexual" despite the fact that that's not how it's used in Spanish. For example, I will say "Yo soy lacio" to indicate that I am strait and prefer women over men, when literally I'm only saying that I have straight hair."

When in fuck's name did you give a rat's ass about other languages and cultures?