Wednesday, September 15, 2010
The End
When I started Autism is Bad, I had no idea that neurodiversity would do everything they possibly could to make my life a living Hell. I thought I would progress, not regress after starting this blog, but neither pro-cure nor neurodiversity stepped up to the dish when it mattered most, and both of them left me in the dust. Will this be my absolute last post? Most likely, no. But I want to focus much less on this blog and more on my life, which is increasingly hard to do now that everyone on both sides of the fence wants to make my life a living Hell. Phil continues to berate me on his hidden blog, and although there currently isn't enough evidence to sue him he is wrong about everything about my life he thinks he knows more than I do. It's not worth responding to all of it, but keep in mind that if Phi says it, it's incorrect. My life sucks for 1 reason: I am still a virgin at 18 due to my severe autism. If I get fucked, this blog will go bye-bye and all will be in peace. Otherwise, I'll just regress further and further. Good-bye.
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You can't let the ND hatemongers get you down. We have to take them on. Course i am burned out on blogging a bit myself so no posts for more than two weeks, but I am glad I stood up to the vicious hatemongers as long as I did. I keep saying I will take a long hiatus from blogging but I never seem to.
As far as your virginity is concerned, part of the problem is you have to be more flexible in your standards as far as what woman you will accept.
Still haven't heard from the real Canby.
I've heard from people that know the real Oliver Canby, that what is said here isn't the Real Oliver Canby.
I have heard that Nathan Canby sees Oliver Canby in real life everyday. And according to Nathan Canby, the thing's that are being said on Autism Is Bad are the exact opposite of how the real Oliver Canby has been up to lately. But what does Nathan Canby know? He's only what... The Real Oliver Canby's Father??
Still doesn't sound like the real Oliver Canby.
I'm not accusing you of impersonation. I'm accusing you of being different in real life recently than you are on this blog, and I know that my accusations are valid.
Oh and kind, sweet-hearted people don't admit to having plans of beating people that aggravate them in (what is by their own admission) kangaroo court.
Sure and I guess I'll ask them what they think about your sexual orientation too.
Oliver, you don't have to put up with that. You can just block someone if they try to troll your comment sections. And there's a whole community out there of blogs run by like-minded people, so you are not alone.
I've never "attacked" you, Ollie. I may have said some things you didn't agree with, or didn't like for some reason, but I never attacked you, or called you names. I believe that you are just as you represent yourself here, and that you're just as "Ollie" as Can be! ;-)
Please don't stop blogging, you've caught my interest, and I will be interested to know what happens if/when you get yourself chelated, and how that affects you. At any rate, I do hope that you manage to get laid, and soon. I understand that it makes you very unhappy, is bad for your self-esteem, and you don't want to end up a big loser like Jonboy or Jakeboy.
I've even tried to help Jon, by suggesting that he invite Droopy for a visit, so they can both lose their cherries. He gave you good advice here, "be more flexible in your standards", but it seems he won't even take his own advice. It must be that "precarious pecunius" of his that causes him to wobble so.
Some good advice:
1. Always make sure she's at least 18.
2. Always wear "protection". You don't know who she's been with before you.
3. When you're with someone you might want to do again, wear some of the KY Intense jelly. It increases pleasure for her, and you too.
4. Be honest about your situation if you're going for the "pity fuck".
5. Don't use any gross euphemisms for body parts, such as "cunt, pussy, nookie", any of those locker-room terms. Huge turn-off for a woman.
6. When you get the "go-ahead", engage in some foreplay first. Kissing, fondling, caressing various body parts, and that's fun for you, but necessary for her, in order to get her natural juices flowing, allowing easier access.
7. Your first time, you're going to be very excited, and maybe in a hurry. That's not good, so I advise playing some slow music, and moving in time to it.
8. Be gentle, and considerate.
9. Don't "pull out" as soon as you're finished. Look into her eyes for a moment, and say something nice.
I hope that helps, and good luck.
We should start a new Neurodiversity - one where the people are all actually disabled.
"I don't appreciate you calling Jonathan and Jake losers,"
That's between me and Jon and Jake. They've been too chickenshit to respond to me directly, so I take every opportunity to "pants" them.
"because they are special in their own way and I mean that sincerely."
They're "special" alright, just ask their mamas!
"Droopy is clearly very low-functioning, and perhaps Jonathan thinks he might be taking advantage of her."
More low-functioning than Jonathan - is that even possible? ;-) At any rate, there's not a law officer in the country who would arrest him for it.
"Pregnancy is not an issue for me for obvious reasons,"
No, you can't get pregnant, but if she does, and the DNA test says it's yours, you're on the hook for child support, for a long time.
"but should I tell her I'm autistic"
NO, because in the best circumstances, she wouldn't know just what it is, but would assume you're a "mental case". And since you view it so negatively yourself, your explanation of it would be a turn-off.
" and she's my only hope?"
She's NOT your only hope. Don't be so desperate!
"I thought girls who did pornos said shit like "fuck my pussy" all the time."
Is that what you want, a girl who does pornos? (Quick answer - NO!)
"And I also thought men weren't supposed to talk to each other in the locker room."
I don't know that there's any rule against it, but I don't play golf or other sports, so I wouldn't know. What I was referring to was high school locker room talk.
"would Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" be an example,"
I think it's a good song, but a bit bizarre for this circumstance. Maybe something more like Ravel's "Bolero" or something by Enya:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__aCeZSxSmA&feature=related
Or, if you want to get off by yourself, this might help:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwE-SLnLkqY&ob=av3e
"or acting like Phil and Andrew who both view themselves as superior to me."
I never in any way said I viewed myself superior to you, you little shit. You're the one who's calling himself my Warlord.
"I thought girls who did pornos said shit like "fuck my pussy" all the time. "
Yeah and in action movies the hero always is prepared with a brilliant one-liner, and the bad-guy never has anything good to say in response. Are you seriously assuming that real-life sex is ANYTHING like it is in pornos?!
For foreplay, I'd recommend My Dingaling by Chuck Berry. Great song, but you gotta be able to play with it well.
Just listen to it, it's about love, harmony, togetherness, and romantic sex. And actually for the purpose of this song, Dingaling means both penis and vagina. It's got a great melody to it very up-beat, tasteful and calm. Good for foreplay. Just listen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gWMJLUbk10
Granted, I've only used it once, and that was with my current girlfriend who digs my sense of humor. Since, I've never seen you in person, I'm not sure if it'd work as well for you as it did for me, it still will work, it's just a matter of degree. This worked as well for me, because my personality totally works for making love to that song, it just makes sense.
T-Pain sucks. And either way, definitely not for foreplay.
All of his music would be awful for anything.
I love R&B, but as far as I'm concerned there hasn't been any true R&B since the 80s.
"You mean like NWA and Run DMC?"
That's not R&B, that's rap, and damn good rap. R&B is Cab Calloway, Steve Winwood, Elmore James, Ray Charles, Spencer Davis, Otis Redding, Sam & Dave. Yes music does evolve and change, but you can't recognize any similarities between R. Kelly, or T-Pain, and anything these greats came up with. These original bluesmen had a better sound while taking a shit, than T-Pain or R. Kelly ever will have.
Today's Rock & Roll is good, not recognizing all the poppy shit that they call Rock & Roll.
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