Wednesday, August 18, 2010
The Great Impersonator
Well, I wanted to avoid blogging about this, but now I have no choice. There is a dumbfuck out there who has impersonated Joeker, Phil Gluyas, and lo and behold, he has now impersonated me. Impersonating Joeker and Phil is one thing, but when you impersonate me, that's another story. This dumbfuck obviously wants attention, and is in for a heap of lawsuits. Let's see, he's impersonated an Australian, a Canadian, and an American; that's three different jurisdictions! Looks like years of legal battles. If anyone knows who this person is or where he lives, please help us out, so we all can sue him. For the record, anyone who comments as "Oliver M Canby" and has a blank Blogger profile is not me. It is this dumbfuck who is impersonating me. God only knows who he'll impersonate next.
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Oliver, I appreciate the support against this moron - but could you please not use my full name in relation to this? Just take out my surname and add my screen name before my first name.
I am yet to work out what his whole intention is because there are several possible angles. Indeed, I also wonder who he'll impersonate next.
I have had people impersonate as me occasionally and Clay Adams impersonated other people multiple times on my blog. This is one of the terrorist tactics that Club ND resorts to.
Mitchell, you ask for the impersonations so stop whining about it. But you're the only one I would point out. It's certainly NOT an Autistic Activist tactic.
Yes, Oliver, I am in no doubt that this idiot is NT. He or she (I think it's a 'he') appears to be deriving material from Andrew's blog so expect an impersonation of him to be next. He knows a bit about you and me but I haven't seen him on my blogs - that suggests he's subscribed to the feed of our blogs. That can be done without being seen on StatCounter. But only the original posts.
Gluyas: I am not whining about anything. Just pointing out to Oliver, what you and the rest of the ND creeps do. Actually I enjoy seeing you and Clay Adams constantly make fools out of yourself.
Mitchell you are whining. If you think Clay and I are making fools of ourselves, you don't know what a fool is. And you don't know what our intent is either - because you are biased by sheer and delusional hate.
Oliver you're not the first person to make that observation about ED, and I agreed with it then and I agree with it now. If he is a part of ED, you could be getting an article there if you don't watch out. Joeker has one. So does Best. My website used to have one, but it was deleted not long after my old website at Wiki-site was. I think that's the way to short circuit them - shut down the link they have and leave no forwarding "address".
That's all on this thread from me.
@ Jonathan - Yes, initially I used the name "Ivar T", to get you to publish and respond. That was wrong of me, (but it worked). I may have used that name a couple of times since, in comments I knew you wouldn't publish, because you wouldn't fall for that one again.
You know that whenever I "comment" now, I usually use a made-up name, like "Joe Mama". Doesn't matter, as I know you're not going to publish it anyway.
@ Oliver - I've "been here" before, but haven't commented. I saw when you just started out, and there was a ridiculous conversation between you and "QDAN", where he insisted you were Best, and you insisted he was me. Pretty funny, but it showed something about the "bogey-man" mentality of both of you.
I haven't been here for awhile, that's because we're nowhere near being in the same "neighborhood".
You don't know much about me either, if you did, you would know that I was a virgin until I got married when I was 19, (and mainly to lose that status). It wasn't easy to go through Boot Camp, listening to the guys talk, and having nothing to say.
What both you and Mitchell lack is the gumption to just walk up to a girl and start talking with her, or to ask someone you already know for a date. Good luck with that.
Nah, I have no interest in you, but I can tell you, there's never going to be a cure for autism. Did you know that there's also no cure for "mental retardation"? There just isn't.
Oh, and I'm not involved in this thing that's the topic of this post. Haven't seen them, and don't have time for that kind of nonsense.
"QDAN is Andrew Ackner,"
I eventually gathered that, but I don't know him, I don't travel in his circles either.
"In today's society, one does not need to be married in order to lose one's virginity like back in the 1960's."
Didn't need to then either, but I was very prudish, kinda like you. Also, I meant to say that getting married as a "remedy" is not something I would recommend. There can be ramifications...
"If you got drafted into boot camp when you were 18, you could've gotten an exemption if you'd known you were autistic."
I wasn't drafted, I enlisted in the Navy because I saw VietNam was coming, and I didn't want to be drafted into the Army. I should have gotten an exemption for the scoliosis, which they saw in an Xray for my first physical, but didn't tell me about. Nobody knew much about autism (and definitely not about Aspergers) back then.
"I feel my autism must go away first."
You're gonna wait a lo-o-o-ong time then.
"autism can be cured via chelation. Just ask John Best; he knows everything."
John Best knows shit! Even your Jonny doesn't believe that autism if caused by thimerosal. (Tell him, Jon.) We have a "peculiar pecunius" or something like that in our brains. We're just wired differently than the norm, and you're gonna have to get used to it. There's not going to be any "cure", not even in your lifetime. It's just too complicated.
I know you won't like reading that, but saying it doesn't make me your "enemy", it's just something we disagree about. (And you happen to be wrong.)
"However, whether or not chelation can cure autism, or whether a cure exists at all,"
Go ahead, get yourself chelated then, it won't make any difference, unless it kills you. Be sure to let us know how it works out for you, I'd be interested in reading that.
"I still believe neurodiversity is misguided, because they lobby against a cure should one be found."
No, those you call "neurodiversity" lobby against wasting money on a search for a cure, or worse, finding a way to detect us in utero,
and then preventing us. There are better ways to spend money, like education that actually works for autistic kids, and supporting adults who need some help, with jobs, housing, etc.
If a cure actually came along (not at all likely), I believe that everyone would agree that it's up to the individual to decide whether to take it.
"However, I am certainly in favor of doing everything you can despite your autism, and I plan to do that if I can."
That's just what I did, although I wasn't Dxd until I was almost 53. And then I just kept doing what I was doing. Good plan, that's much better than sitting around whining about it, like our mutual friend. (And that's essentially all I have against him.
"Once I start my chelation regimen, I expect to get laid within a week."
What you're looking for is a "miracle". They don't happen.
"I wouldn't consider searching for a cure "wasting money"."
It would be like paying big bucks to a "faith healer". There are no miracles, and autism is too complicated for them to cure. So spending money to find one is a waste of money.
"I oppose all abortion, even if the child is autistic, and I also believe in freedom of choice."
Those statements are contradictory, unless you mean "choice of getting a cure or not". I wouldn't say anything against you or Jonboy getting a cure, if there was one.
"they actively try to stop people from curing themselves."
No, they don't, as there is no cure, and so the point is moot.
"he worked for a quarter-century as a medical transcrpitionist"
I know that he's said he's worked for about 28 years, I don't know if all that was as a transcriptionist. He has not said, nor would I believe that he currently lives independently, and I don't know if he ever did. At present, he has no income, and so I don't think he does now.
"How is it a miracle? All normal 18-year-olds have had sex, and chelation should make me normal within a week."
Not "all" normal 18 yr olds have had sex. You really can't say "all" about anything. Who told you that chelation would make you normal, get you laid within a week? Sorry, ain't gonna happen.
"A cure does exist in chelation."
That's just your wishful thinking talking, but go ahead, try it. When it fails, you should also sue Best for talking you into it. ;-)
"You misinterpreted my statement. I believe it should be the person's choice if they want to be cured, but neurodiversity doesn't."
No, you misinterpreted me. I said they were contradictory statements, unless you meant "choice of getting a cure or not".
"They do, Clay. Phil Gluyas tried to personally stop me from chelating myself, but it didn't work."
As I said, I haven't visited here lately, except for today, so I don't know about that. I know Phil, or at least am acquainted with him, and I'm not knocking him, but he, by himself, is not "neurodiversity". I don't know what he could do to prevent you from getting chelated, living on another continent and all, but I say, go ahead and do it. You never know until you try. (And then you'll know.)
"I also know as a fact that Jonathan Mitchell does live independently,"
How could you "know" that? Let's see, he got fired more than 3 yrs ago, was turned down for SSDI because he HAD worked for some time, and so has no regular income. If he's living by himself, his folks must pick up the tab. How is that "independent"?
"so you can shut the fuck up."
Nice. It's good that you've learned some respect for your elders, one who has lived through all the things you are, and has come through truly independent, as I've earned my SS check, and the small lump sum retirement benefit.
I may have said some things you didn't agree with, but I didn't disrespect you on your blog, even though you're so immature.
Bye, kid. Do let us know how the chelation works out.
I'm going to come out of retirement and point out something to you.
"Every single 18-year-old male who does not suffer from autism has had sex at least once in their life. I don't think this, I know it."
Really? How about virgins by choice for moral purposes, or who just don't care to get laid at that point.
Or one of my best friends Zach (Last name anonymous for his own privacy because I don't have his permission), who is an engineering student at Wayne State University, in a fraternity for enjineering students, parties and gets shit-faced all the time. Who isn't on the Spectrum, but has not had sex. He's 19, like me, and hasn't been laid. Granted, most of that is because none of his exes put out, and most of his time since Sophomore year in high school has been with wack girlfriends who didn't put out. I an Aspie, have been laid 4 times, and he, a "normal person" as you call it, hasn't been once. And believe, I say that a lot to him, when I gloat about it.
Either way this kinda ruins your theory that all males who are not on the Spectrum have been laid.
My friend Zach, doesn't have moral convictions and he wants to. He just hasn't been laid, because he's either been with a girl who wasn't putting out, and when single has not been able to get any one-nighters. So... rephrased or not, you're little theory is wrong.
Nope, your theory is just wrong and I guarantee he isn't the only example.
Neither Canby. Stop acting like you know everything. Take it from me, practically any statement that you think of about the entire human race, will be inaccurate.
My dad didn't get laid until he was 23, and his only disability is that he's a jackass.
A vast minority of people lose it by then... YOU ARE WRONG!!! Most people lose it during their fist year in college. In high school the only people for the most part that lose it are the ones who are in relationships or are man-whores, or female whores.
My mentor, that I have had since I was fourteen to show me the ropes of manhood, didn't get laid until he was 21, his third year of college. And lemme tell you many guys could only dream of getting laid as many times as this guy had.
He didn't get married until he was 47 and he got quite a lot in those 26 years.
There isn't such a thing as a biological clock when it comes to getting laid, so stop crying about it. You're not that far behind, and there isn't any age where your cock will magically become a vestigial organ, that you can't use because of lack of use. And if you think that you do, then that's evidence that you don't deserve a high school diploma, for your lack of understand of basic biology, a requirement by the federal government for graduation.
Although posts as moronic as this, are definitely something that will prevent you from getting laid. Women can sense your self-pitty, no matter how much you hide it.
Are any of the people on your list NOT rock stars??
"You live off of Social Security? That means you're on the dole,"
How little you understand. I paid into Social Security for 45 years. They took a big bite out of my pay check all that time, and I'll be lucky to live long enough to get it all back.
So you're wrong about that, and so many other things.
You can get SS as early as 62, but you get considerably less than if you wait. The longer you wait to retire, the more you get, up till age 70. I was fed up with the work world, retired as soon as I figured I had enough to get by. I was right, I can live off my small check without going into my small savings.
I'm not here to argue with you, boy. Go get your chelation, then you'll know. BTW, there's a chance that you will benefit from the "placebo effect", and believing that you're "cured" will give you the courage to approach a likely lady. Good luck with that!
Oliver, instead of chelating cream, maybe you can find some sort of aphrodisiac (sp???) that will make you irresistable to women that you can buy off the internet and that will work at least as well or better than the chelation in getting you laid.
So you assume that the few people you're friends with is equal to the world-wide norm??
Aww fuck it.
Here's the clueless counseling the clueless. Those things you mentioned, Oliver, are supposed to help you get a woodie, if you can't, and I'm sure you can.
What Jonathan was referring to is something like the mythical "Spanish Fly", which is supposed to make you irresistible to women.
aphrodisiac (Yes, you spelled it right, Jon, kudos)
— n
1. a drug, food, etc, that excites sexual desire
— adj
2. exciting or heightening sexual desire
Men's cologne is supposed to serve that purpose, (their selling point), but women also consider other things when deciding whether to "do it" or not. It may help some.
Eating raw clams on a date is supposed to be an aphrodisiac, but I suspect that the real reason it may work is that if a woman sees you can slurp raw clams off the half-shell, she'll know you can eat "it" for her. (Sorry if that sounds vulgar, but many will appreciate that favor.)
K-Y Jelly has always been in the business of selling lubricants, but they now make a product for "him and her" that is supposed to increase sexual response, by "warming things up" down there. Obviously, that only helps after you've gotten to that point.
I don't know of any actual "love potion" that would make anyone "irresistible" to women. If there were, we would all know about it.
PS. Do you hate needles so much that you would refuse that type of chelation, even if you thought that was the only way you could get laid? I think that level of squeamishness will give you problems when you actually "get there". That thing ain't pretty, no, not even on Taylor Swift!
"How am I clueless?"
Um, because you don't know about these things? Actually, Extenze and a "pump device" are used by those who are impotent. They're supposed to help, I don't know if they do.
"I don't believe in neurodiversity like you."
I know what you mean, but once more, "neurodiversity" doesn't mean what you think it means. There is no actual organization with that name, there are only those who believe that everyone should have the same basic human rights. "Everyone", (including NTs) is part of the neurodiversity of mankind. Mitchell doesn't "get that" either.
"I'm too scared of needles to get a blood test or vaccines (because they cause autism)"
Blood tests are sometimes necessary, I don't like them myself, but it is possible to get a Nurse who is very experienced, and cause very little pain. I just look away when they stick the needle in.
Vaccines don't cause autism, but anyway, you've already got it, Big-time!
Autism ain't all that bad, I've lived with it all my life. See:
http://cometscorner-clay.blogspot.com/2010/04/some-odd-things-ive-done.html
I will admit that it isn't any "picnic" either. It can be rough. For that, you have my sympathies.
PS. re Taylor Swift. She's around your age, beautiful by anyone's standards. Everywhere except there, because everybody's "thingies" are ugly. Slurping raw clams off the half-shell and "eating it" are about equivalent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS2dbd9-VKk
Oliver, an aphrodisiac is like a love potion that you would use on a woman, maybe slip it in their food, something that would turn them on. It would probably be about as effective in securing you a woman as chelation would be. It is not an ED drug that you take to enhance your own sexuality.
Don't listen to Clay Adams, his definition of neurodiversity is just a lie and a strawman, it is really a "we don't need no stinkin' cure" philosophy and lying and hate mongering and fear mongering and claiming that against all the evidence that persons who are trying to cure autism are really trying to come up with a prenatal test that will enable the abortion of autistic fetuses. Autism Speaks is hardly my favorite organization, but they are certainly not trying to come up with a test to abort autistic fetuses contrary to the lies Clay tells you.
Also, Clay probably has no ASD whatsoever, someone who can serve in the navy, get married and hold down jobs and be the leadman as he says, let alone struggling as I have just not to get fired knows nothing of the struggles that most on the spectrum have to endure day in and day out. He is probably lying about his diagnosis the way he lies about everything else.
@ Jonathan - I lie about nothing. I got my Dx of Aspergers on 6 July '99. I've been fired many times, and quit some more times, to avoid bullying situations. If you follow that link I gave, about "Some odd things I've done", you'll see a time in my life when I refused to be bullied anymore. I've also told about how bad it was for me in Boot Camp, and about my marriage, which was seriously affected by it.
I was just reading your current blog, about donating your brain. I wouldn't be averse to that either, but I wouldn't be giving it to AS.
"Are you saying Taylor Swift has a dirty pussy?
No, what I said was that "everybody's 'thingies' are ugly". 8 inches is actually unusually large, and 13 is almost unheard of, except that I heard that gangster John Dillinger was exceptionally large.
Never heard of AquaDots, but if it's something you "slip into her drink", it's illegal (and immoral). I have heard of "rufies', and using them is considered "rape". You don't want to break any laws, do you?
I didn't see where you explained that you knew it was illegal. I don't know "Aspie Al", but did you see it? You don't "know" unless you actually saw it. Lots of guys brag (and exaggerate) about these things.
Oliver: I guess that substance you are talking about is like Rohipnol sp?? which is a date rape drug. This is not what I was talking about.
Also, you might be interested in what Sol Yurick said in his novel
the warriors which was the basis of the cult classic film of the same name:
"It's not the size of the prize but the way of the lay".
Wish I had thought of that line.
Jonathan said:
""It's not the size of the prize but the way of the lay".
Wish I had thought of that line."
That's a neat phrase to have on tap, to feel better about your famous "one-fingered grip". ;-) Just kidding!
I'm not gay either, but I've seen other guys' dicks. Usually in the showers, at school or in the Navy.
My Junior High had a pool, and for some reason, boys were not allowed to wear swim trunks. You also took a shower in a large shower room, if you wanted to get the chlorine off.
Shower rooms are standard in the Services, all of them. Didn't see any hanky-panky there.
I wouldn't know about that, but I doubt it. Is that something you heard from Glenn Beck?
My opinion on Glenn Beck will remain what it is. As for that happening, prove it. Give us a link. Surely they would write about it in the New York Times, or Washington Post? Something other than Faux News.
Anyone in the Marine Corps is not defenseless. Even if it were to happen, it should be reported, and the perpetrator would get a Dishonorable Discharge, after some time in the Brig. (jail)
About 13,000 people who had wanted to serve their country have been discharged for being gay since DADT was instituted.
The hell with "common sense", find a link, show us some Facts!
Bigotry isn't pretty either. Not when its victims are because of race, sexual identification, or because someone is "mentally retarded", or is autistic. There's also bigotry based on religion. I have nothing to do with any of it.
Fox is fair and balanced. You can't be fair and balanced when you lie about being "just Fox and Friends" when you actually are "Fox and Friends With Benefits" with all of the right-wing nutjobs.
Glenn Beck isn't a great Conservative Man, Thomas Hobbes was a great Conservative Man. Ronald Reagan was a great Conservative Man. IKE was a great Conservative Man. George Bush Sr. is a great Conservative Man.
Glenn Beck is just a modern-day Orson Welles who scares the shit out of dumb rednecks, with his fictitious narratives, in order to make money for his show and get money from all the rich fucks whose asses he's saving with his fear-mongering. The only difference, of course is that Orson Welles was talented.
Glenn Beck is so terrified of America becoming exactly like China, ignoring the fact that America being exactly like Hong Kong is just as fucking bad.
The only difference between the Capitalism he worships and an evil, Communist Regime, is whether or not the rich-fucks who ass-rape the bottom 95% have a government badge or not. Capitalism they just have the money to do it, Communism they have the money and a fancy badge from the Government, either way who gives a shit, we all get ass-raped if we don't regulate the fucking market.
Communism and Pure Capitalism are identical.
Capitalism is authoritarian, the rich people have all the authority. Communism, the government is the source of tyranny, but Capitalism, the wealthy are the source of tyranny. No matter what C-word you use, tyranny is bad.
Capitalism may be on the far-right, and Communism may be on the far-left. But the Political Spectrum isn't a straight line.
It's actually shaped like a woman's hair band. The two most distincly different points are the Liberals half-way between Centrism and the far-left, VS the Conservatives half-way between the far-right.
An All-Powerful Communist Regime and a Capitalist Anarchy are the two closest points on the Spectrum.
Hitler was a Conservative, Stalin was a Liberal, can you see much difference between either of their reigns of terror?
No they're not polar opposites. Take a civics class. The only difference between Capitalism and Communism is whose tyranny controls all of the "little people."
Just because we are Oceania doesn't mean we're not equally as bad as Eurasia.
Nope, actually my class was taught by two teachers. Well one teacher who was fairly Liberal, and the Director of the advanced course program that it was taught at, and the Director was very Conservative so him and the actual teacher pretty much co-taught the class, having hilarious debates with each other.
So I'm actually citing two people on both ends, who unlike you know what the fuck they're talking about, and neither of them are trying to bring anything down. I'm not interested in breaking Capitalism down, but I also know that swindling should not be legal, because I understand human beings unlike you Beckers.
Yeah, I'm not home right now, so there's a slight delay on the deletion, because I want to save it to my hardrive.
And actually, as I've said before, I'm more Conservative than I am Liberal, so stop calling me Liberal. I agreed with Mr. James (the Conservative, Director of the Program) on more things than I did with Mr. Austin.
But that's besides the point, because the specific thing we're talking about now (the shape of the Political Spectrum) wasn't something they debated over, because it is just a known fact to people who know politics regardless of what point they stand on the head-band.
Oh and btw Michigan is pretty moderate and fairly even when it comes to party lineage. Actually, there are more Republicans here, but only by a slight margin. The only reason the Democrats are dominating here now, is because of how badly W fucked up our state.
Here ya go, Ollie, pheromones!
http://www.alternet.org/story/147940/the_smell_of_sex%3A_can_pheromones_get_you_laid
Some years ago, I corresponded with an NT woman in Texas, and she was telling me about it. Said she was attracted to some men because of their pheromone smell. (I can't detect it, and is usually covered up by perfume, anyway.)
She was saying that the way one's pheromones smell, indicates what diseases they're immune to. It's all a chemistry thing that we're not really aware of, but we're supposed to be attracted to those who are immune to diseases that we're not immune to, to give the best defense for any offspring.
There are studies about it that you could look up, but I don't know if it's worth it. Just thought you'd be interested. Check out that "Axe" cologne, it's supposed to be based on those studies.
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