When I lived in New Haven, Connecticut back in the mid-1990's, our neighbors had a dartboard that made a bizarre sound that resembles the words, "lotion, lotion, lotion" when you connected with a dart. Because we Aspergians tend to bizarrely process sounds as words, the feminine sanitizing cream stuck. Sensory mix-up is an unfortunate side effect of Asperger's syndrome, which is more evidence of the need for a cure. People who suffer from alektorophobia (fear of chickens) are much more likely to avoid going to a Bruce Springsteen concert, not only because they turn the lites off, but because the keyboard solo in "Badlands" as well as the violin solo in "Waitin' on a Sunny Day" both resemble the sound of a chicken. No matter, however, because Bruce Springsteen cares so much about autistic people. He proved this not only by performing at an Autism Speaks benefit, but by turning the lites on instead of off when he sings "Born to Run" to accomodate those with sensory issues.
Speaking of lotion, it is not masculine for a guy to use it, at all. All Aspergian young men should be taught to avoid lotion at all costs, so that they do not appear gay or homosexual. Because it is a sin to have sex with a man, autistic boys should be taught that being strait is the only option. Aspergian boys may be subject to exploitation, or demasculization, from their bullying peers. Behavior like this must be stopped, because it can severely jeopardize a man's sexual orientation.
Speaking of orientation, Freddie Mercury was gay. That's why he kicked the bucket due to AIDS at the age of 45. Had he listened to God, maybe he would still be singing today. Nonetheless, he was a great singer and Queen was a great band. Shortly before his death, Freddie Mercury recorded a song entitled, "The Show Must Go On." Its lyrics are eerily haunting, and it was the last Queen song to be released during Freddie Mercury's lifetime. He never got to sing it live, but it has become a live staple for Queen in the post-Freddie era. It, of course, has to be sung in a lower key, because no other male singer has the range of Freddie Mercury.
Autism is a horrendous disease that needs to be cured. Please join me in the fight against it. It will not be easy, but it is worth it, and in the end, we will emerge victorious.
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 456 of 456Same old, same old. You keep repeating yourself. That's predictable, and trying to deny the obvious makes you look like the biggest whiner since Osama.
Thanks for confirming it. You're scared of the real world.
You and Charlie Sheen are equally stupid. Your ignorance of this proves that you belong to us.
Show us. Link us. Until you do, there is no proof.
Yes you are an idiot.
You're gay! I know it, and all my girlfriends know it.
And still you let me control you by approving my comments. That's what I want and you are dancing to my tune like a prancing marionette.
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You prove yet again that you are gay. You are not "strait".
If Osama wasn't whining the War on Terror would be over. I predicted that you would say you're unpredictable. Therefore you are predictable.
That's because you don't have any links. So I'm right and you are wrong.
What part of "I control you by making you post my comments" don't you get? Every time I post you allow it. That's what I want you to do, so I control you.
You are Satan. You are the Devil. You are the Father of Lies. You can not hide this fact with words.
Chelation cures heavy metal poisoning and not Autism. Who is John Best? Is he a doctor?
Charlie Sheen isn't stupid? Now I've read everything! You have to join us! You are definitely one of us.
I know you are gay, buddy. That's why my girlfriends stay away from you. They know a gay boy when they see one.
You are his twin brother.
No, Oliver, I am not proud of you. I am ashamed of you, now. I was proud of you, before you turned into this internet troll.
Then go to college.
You are an idiot.
That was the response of a five year old brat. Prove that you are right with links. If you don't, you are not right.
If John Best is not a doctor he is acting illegally. Autism is not mercury poisoning. Please read the truth at the Quackbusters website.
You are one of us. Charlie Sheen is one of us and Warner Brothers knew it and sacked him.
You are an idiot. It's worth repeating because it's true.
You are predictable. You keep saying the same things. You whine when you post every time.
You are his twin. I have your birth certificate. The real one, not the fake you have.
The girls know you're gay. That's why they won't touch you. If you weren't gay you would have lost your virginity by now.
Good. Delete this blog when you realize that you knew nothing before you went and leave us with an apology.
You are gay. You are not "strait". You are not a body of water.
You are so predictable. You can't see that I'm controlling you. All I have to do is say something and you'll dance to my music and let it through.
You keep on lying, Satan, the Father of Lies.
I am getting my belt out, young man. The next time I see you, you will be belted. This will continue until you stop behaving like an ass.
"Jailbird: I'm smart, you're dumb. I'm big, you're little. I'm right, you're wrong. And there's nothing you can do about it."
I know Danny Devito personally. He is going to show up at your house and kick your little ass.
He make mince meat of you, Oliver! I see you've banned anonymous comments. Finally agreed with me that they were hurting you, hey?
I gave you the link to my blog to look at my reply, not comment there. You're too scared to be examined under a microscope I see.
If you're not a body of water, then you are gay. Because only gay people spell straight the way you do.
See? You did it again! At least this time you actually tried something, but it ain't going to work.
Yes I do.
He was fired because he was an idiot. The anti-semantic remarks prove this.
DAN Doctors are quacks and should be avoided at all costs. One has already killed a child. Autism is not mercury poisoning.
If you spell your sexual orientation that way, you are gay.
Yes I do, Oliver Canby/Chandler.
I just did it again. I controlled you.
DAN doctors are most certainly quacks. Autism is not mercury poisoning. It never has been and it never will be.
There is no IQ limit on being an idiot.
It's not bullshit, Oliver, and the sane people in this world will know it and know that you are a complete idiot. Only cowards don't try to remove the mud from their name.
It is well known by the way that Autism isn't mercury poisoning.
Oliver, you are clearly deluded and in need of an urgent intervention. It is well known that Autism is not mercury poisoning and this has been proven conclusively on many occasions. To say otherwise is a clear attempt to murder Autistics.
You are an accessory to attempted murder by making these claims.
This will make even more interesting reading on my analysis of you, disturbed and dangerous young man. Other matters are delaying part three but it will come within the week. I shall include cited evidence to contradict your claim.
If you wish to avoid being called gay, stop spelling the word incorrectly. Unless you are gay, in which case that is up to you.
Wacka Dawson is right. You are deluded. I control you. I can post whatever I want and like a puppet you'll let it through. I control you. Admit it.
You are his twin brother. You need to admit this so that you will get the assistance you need. If you don't it will be forced upon you.
You are crazed, Oliver. There is no proven correlation between mercury poisoning and Autism. Every person who has made the link had been contradicted and powerfully so. I would be interested to know when you claim to have been poisoned.
There are many idiots in the world with higher IQ's than that. There is no such definition and it proves that you are one of us.
You are gay. You have made your choice and you have to live with it.
It is legal to force assistance if the target is a threat to themselves.
If you were poisoned at 1 and a half and you are an adult now, you would be dead. Stop lying. It is not well established that Autism is mercury poisoning. Not at all. You rely on a man who is himself a deluded fool. I know the Rothschild family and they have no interest in any economy outside of Europe and even then the interest is limited.
I do dontrol you, puppet. Every time I post you let it be published. Thank you for your continued subserviance.
There is no such definition. Please provide specific proof that we are incorrect. You are an idiot by the correct definition and you must join us.
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