When I lived in New Haven, Connecticut back in the mid-1990's, our neighbors had a dartboard that made a bizarre sound that resembles the words, "lotion, lotion, lotion" when you connected with a dart. Because we Aspergians tend to bizarrely process sounds as words, the feminine sanitizing cream stuck. Sensory mix-up is an unfortunate side effect of Asperger's syndrome, which is more evidence of the need for a cure. People who suffer from alektorophobia (fear of chickens) are much more likely to avoid going to a Bruce Springsteen concert, not only because they turn the lites off, but because the keyboard solo in "Badlands" as well as the violin solo in "Waitin' on a Sunny Day" both resemble the sound of a chicken. No matter, however, because Bruce Springsteen cares so much about autistic people. He proved this not only by performing at an Autism Speaks benefit, but by turning the lites on instead of off when he sings "Born to Run" to accomodate those with sensory issues.
Speaking of lotion, it is not masculine for a guy to use it, at all. All Aspergian young men should be taught to avoid lotion at all costs, so that they do not appear gay or homosexual. Because it is a sin to have sex with a man, autistic boys should be taught that being strait is the only option. Aspergian boys may be subject to exploitation, or demasculization, from their bullying peers. Behavior like this must be stopped, because it can severely jeopardize a man's sexual orientation.
Speaking of orientation, Freddie Mercury was gay. That's why he kicked the bucket due to AIDS at the age of 45. Had he listened to God, maybe he would still be singing today. Nonetheless, he was a great singer and Queen was a great band. Shortly before his death, Freddie Mercury recorded a song entitled, "The Show Must Go On." Its lyrics are eerily haunting, and it was the last Queen song to be released during Freddie Mercury's lifetime. He never got to sing it live, but it has become a live staple for Queen in the post-Freddie era. It, of course, has to be sung in a lower key, because no other male singer has the range of Freddie Mercury.
Autism is a horrendous disease that needs to be cured. Please join me in the fight against it. It will not be easy, but it is worth it, and in the end, we will emerge victorious.
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I will be seeing you tomorrow, young man, with the strap in hand. I have neglected this and should done it a long time ago. You know I have no interest in the Oscars.
Sunburn creates skin cancer and that kills.
Oh yes it is!
You are a moron!
No you don't.
By letting our comments through, we control you!
Oh really? Then how come you keep making stupid comments?
NUTCASE!
You are delusional. This blog proves it.
You are the Devil.
It's about time you deleted this blog. It's doing you no good.
Are you related to Christian Chandler?
A lobster will have fairer skin than you, suicider!
If you have a 146 IQ why aren't you using it to create better things than this waste of webspace?
We have an opening for you, Oliver Canby. Please join us.
You could have fooled me!
NUTCASE!
No I'm not and your constant whining proves it.
You have proven unequivocally that you are gay.
Stop lying, Oliver. You know I'm not there with you and that I have had just about enough of your conduct.
You're lying. End of story.
You are delusional.
You'd better if you want a decent life!
We have many members who have an IQ of above 100. It is not a pre-requisite to have a low IQ to be a member. Please join us. George W Bush has.
Yes you are the Devil.
You bet it's a waste of webspace! Who's reading that can do anything about your life? No one. So it's a waste of webspace.
You're wrong. The instant you approve my comment, I have control of you.
You don't have to have an IQ of below 70 to be a moron, moron!
As long as you use lotion, you're right.
Examples?
You're on this blog often enough to not have a fucking life off it!
Yes you will. It's inevitable.
Keep it up, world! He can't stand it when you tell the truth about him!
Defeated us, Oliver? Are you nuts? You're being buried in slime and you can't even see it! You're in a losing battle and it's time you gave up.
I'd like to see you have the masculinity to do such a rigorous leg workout that the amount you sweat gives you crotch rot, you affeminate little bitch! (You won't because you're too much of wuss to even enter the gym) But in the event this were to happen I guarandamntee, Oliver Cannedbeans, that you won't be "strait" enough to refrain from using hydro-cortisone lotion. You are pathetic and a disgrace to my gender you sad little homo.
You haven't beaten anyone.
NUTCASE!!
You are the Devil. The Father of Lies.
Then why are you commenting every day? Caught with your pants down, fucking loser!
Only a moron would make such a moronic statement.
Then why this blog? If you have a decent life then you don't need it.
I was never watching the Oscars as well you know, young man. Stop lying, now.
You sure don't fool people. You're Chris-Chan's twin!
The why do you keep shutting down your blog when we inundate you? Answer: We control you!
No you're not.
No you don't. If you did you wouldn't have this stupid blog.
You are whining and you don't even see it? Good God......
You have proven yourself to be one of us. We need you. Please join us.
You have proven unequivocally that you are gay.
No one is reading who can help you, so there's no value in what you say!
Truthmeister proved that you are.
Yes you will. It's inevitable because you won't take control of your life and live it properly.
You have to use lotion, or you'll die.
NUTCASE!
No one does. All they do is attack you and nothing else.
No you don't.
A hobby doesn't occupy every waking hour like this does!
No one can surive without lotion.
You are the Devil. You are a terrible liar.
You are Chris-Chan's twin brother. I have your birth certificate.
Yes you are. You belong with us.
He's proven more than you have, delusional shit.
You know perfectly well I have no interest in the Oscars, Oliver.
LOSER!
Yes you will. You won't be able to avoid it.
You just whined again.
You approved my comment and replied just like I want you to. I control you.
MORON!
You are gay and this can be verified in a court.
No you're not.
Then why don't you answer him properly?
LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER!
Strait is a body of water. You are gay. Admit it.
Oliver, you are behaving shamefully with your lies. You know perfectly well that I was not in your home that night. I was busy preparing for a court case the next day.
You are lying about your age.
NUTCASE!
No you're not and look how many people are agreeing with me!
As long as you have no life, you will commit suicide.
There is no visible help being administered.
No lotion, you'll die.
And again! You're so prediactable, whiner.
MORON!
You're lying.
You let me comment again! I control you. If you controlled me you wouldn't be approving my comments.
You keep repeating the same line, like the Father of Lies always does.
You are one of us and your constant denials proves it.
You're being beaten to a pulp! What are you, a masochist?
You haven't laid a glove on anyone and you're too stupid to see it. You need to be bashed up.
You have defeated no one, you fool.
Everyone on this thread agrees with me!
MORON!
You're not a body of water. You're gay.
The constant denials and veils are impossible to hide, Satan.
You haven't answered him properly yet.
Impossible.
Your birth certificate says otherwise.
You are lying.
See? You let me comment again! What is wrong with you? You're being controlled!
I'm getting my belt out, young man. I've waited too long to stop these lies.
You keep denying what is real. You are one of us. We can protect you. Join us.
LOL! Predictable as ever, whiner!
NUTCASE!!
You want to prove you're a winner? Get a fucking life!
You have no life off this blog.
You don't know what the truth is.
No it's not. Completely impossible. You need to use lotion, or you will die.
It is real that you are one of us, unless you prove we are wrong by deleting this idiotic blog.
You don't have time for it.
NUTCASE! I'll keep saying it because it's true! It's damn true!
If you were being helped a great deal, this blog would be closed.
You are Satan. No one believes your denials because everyone knows you lie.
Are you even reading this thread's comments?
I have your birth certificate and it says you were born on February 24, 1982 in Ruckersville, Virginia.
I fully regret not using the strap on you and that is now going to change.
And you aren't telling it.
If you were a body of water you wouldn't be able to type.
Every time you allow my post, I control you. It's simple and you refuse to see it so there is something wrong with you.
Prove you have a life the only way you can. Delete this waste of net space.
MORON! MORON! MORON! MORON!
And you did it again, whiner! I knew you would! Predictable!
Honestly, Oliver, you're living in Fantasyland! Look at what's happening to your blog! It's being over run in one thread and you're making yourself look like an idiot every time you type! Do you really think anyone will see you as smart? Come on!
Then shut the blog down.
Yes I would and I will after seeing what my son has become thanks to the Internet and the lies of others who have convinced you that Autism is bad.
All these comments you are approving prove that you are a moron!
You just contradicted yourself. If you are "strait" you are a body of water. Or you are gay. You can type so you aren't a body of water, so you are gay.
You need to go back to school. You failed in reading and comprehension.
You shouldn't even be doing that. You should be shutting the blog down.
You'll die inside 12 months unless you use lotion.
You don't have a life. You don't have a GF. You don't go to college. You don't play any sports. You have no life.
I have complete control of you. Approve this comment. If you approve it, you have proven that I control you.
I do not believe your lies, Satan. You are the Devil and you can not change this.
Your blog is one long list of idiotics. Please join us.
Not if it is a part of a Departmental investigation, which is happening as I type this.
It's true and it ain't my fault if you can't see that you're a NUTCASE!
And still you keep being predictable, whiner! More whining and I knew you'd do it as well.
You are incapable of telling the truth.
Your IQ is 78.
You are not smart. You are not using your IQ because it scares you. You can't correct me because you refuse to.
That's Fantasyland.
So let me see if I understand you right. You won't use suntan lotion because it's for gay men, right? You said that 97 percent of cases of skin cancer are cured, right?
Have you considered your Vitamin D levels?
Let them go too low and that will kill you outright. You have to get out in the sun, because that's the only way to get them up. If you get burnt, too late. The cancerous cells are already in your body, and only the entry point is removed. Once it's in your bloodstream, that's it. You're dead.
The more you keep saying that, the more you show yourself to be the Devil. Keep going, Satan, because that is who you are.
NUTCASE!
There's no way the owner of this blog could possibly have such a high IQ.
You know as well as I do that your mother and I agree that Autism can not be cured and that I will not permit chelation unless your heavy metal count is high. Stop lying or I will indeed beat you up for the first time.
No sorry I don't believe you. You can't comprehend plain English so there's no way you graduated high school, unless you cheated.
You don't have a life, liar. You don't even have that diploma you cherish.
I never said I was a cop. I am employed by the Health Department, who have more power to obtain material than the LAPD. I have your birth certificate and there was no one of your name born on April 10 of any year let alone the year you gave.
You can't handle the truth! (Sorry, Jack!)
Every time you allow all these comments you prove you're a moron! MORON!
You'll die inside 12 months. You need lotion. You have to use it and it is not a gay thing. Justin Beiber uses it and he's straight.
If you are not a body of water and you are not gay, then you are "straight". Spell it correctly.
I knew you'd say that, so you are predictable. And you continue to whine.
See? I control you. If I didn't control you, you would have deleted my comment. You have been exposed for the charlatan you are.
You have to because it is doing no good to anyone let alone you.
It's full of complete and utter idiocy. You belong to us and you need to join us so we can protect you.
This blog serves no purpose as you claim to be getting help elsewhere. So it should be deleted.
Oliver, showing an IQ does not prove you're smart. It proves you don't know how to use your smarts.
"He and Usher assfuck each other all the time. Usher goes on top and Justin Bieber goes on bottom."
Oliver man, I don't care if you're gay. But please keep your fantasies to yourself. Thanks buddy.
You don't understand plain English. I proved it already. You had to have cheated and you are lying about graduating at all.
Look at you on here. You can't even defend yourself with proof. So you can't handle the truth.
Only a gay person would spell straight like that. It is irrefutable evidence of your homosexuality.
LOL! It's a liability because it lies about Autism. That's a fact of life.
This blog serves no useful purpose at all. What purpose does it serve in your warped mind?
You did it again! I control you! I post and you let it through, which is what I want. I control you as easily as turning a tap on and off.
You're an idiot. Calling Beiber gay is libel.
I have your personal information including your diploma due to a Departmental investigation into you. We have been in receipt of several complaints about your conduct and we are in the process of acting to restrain you.
Stop lying, young man. We both want you to be Autistic because that is who you are. I will stop you from being chelated by taking guardianship of you.
We know you are Satan. The more you deny it, the more you prove it.
The more you show that off the more you prove you're lying.
If this is intellectual, Charlie Sheen is a 200 IQ genius. You are one of us. Charlie has joined us just now.
I knew you'd say that, predictable little whiner.
Only a moron would say that multiple times as though it's kosher!
Why aren't you at college? Oh I know. Because they know you don't have a real diploma.
NUTCASE! NUTCASE! NUTCASE!
You're lying. Your IQ is not 146. That's impossible because someone with such an IQ would know not to approve all these anonymous comments, and would know to close this blog down!
Someone with an IQ of 146 would see how damaging all the comments are and not approve them. You're being a typical Aspie. Naive to the max.
Repeating the same thing over and over is not proof. Provide proper proof.
Your mind is most certainly warped. There is no cure for Autism.
Well you are in for a serious shock aren't you, Oliver Canby/Chandler.
Truth is alien to you.
You are a moron, and you missed the meaning of kosher.
You are a cheat and a swindler. You can not comprehend plain English. That is clear as plexi-glass.
NUTCASE!!
You lie about it. Fact of life.
You're an idiot.
Over and over and over again, Mr Predictable. Repeating the same thing is whining.
Oliver Canby is Satan himself.
You're gay, man! Why won't you just up and admit it?
So why aren't you at college? Scared of the real world?
You just proved you are gay again by spelling straight incorrectly. It is law that only gay people spell it the way you do.
I'm controlling you by making you post my comments. You can't deny it.
Charlie Sheen and you are two peas in a pod. Please join us. You need us.
Oliver, I will use this blog to prove that you need to be subjected to a guardianship order. I will also use scientific evidence to prove that chelation does not cure Autism. We want you to stay as you are. I want the boy who played Sparky. I was proud of you that day. I am not proud of you now. In fact I am disgusted by you to a level I have never been before.
You bet they are damaging to you! So many calling you gay and calling you out on other lies on the public domains. They hurt your reputation and you can't see it? That's being naive.
But all you're doing is repeating yourself! You are the one looking like an idiot because you can't disprove what any of them are saying. The casual reader will see that and see that you ask to be crapped on.
I know what I know, Oliver Canby/Chandler.
We know you are Satan. The more you deny it, the more true it is.
You are not a body of water. You are gay. Only gay people spell straight the way you do.
You are lying and you know you are lying. That is why I am truly disgusted with you as is your mother, and not only that you know that it was only five years ago that you played Sparky.
Chelation used as a cure for Autism kills via irreparable damage to the kidneys. There is no cure. Do not use chelation if you want to live.
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