Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Phil's World Idiot Of The Year!
I just found out that all the dumbfucks over at Phil's World have named me the 2010 Idiot of the Year! Let me just say that I accept this award with great pride and honor. If Phil and his whack pack think that I'm an idiot, then I must be doing something right! Not even John Best has ever received this honor, but maybe he will follow in my footsteps. I am a better person, and autism needs to be cured. Winning this award proves that Phil is the real idiot and I am smart enough to bring change to the world in the form of a cure for autism. This is the best award I have ever won. Way better than any of the ones at VGW. This award proves that I am sane and that all NDs are whackjobs. It would be analagous th the Democrats giving me Worst Person of the Year because I am a Republican, or Giant fans making me worst person of the year because I am a Dodger fan. I would want to be perceived as bad by those people, so this means that I am making a very strong push for a cure and am gaining steam. Fuck you, Phil's World and company! Your website will come crashing down, but I must say this award proves who the real idiot is (hint: it's not me).
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You are quite right to treat the award from that group as an honor. I hope you will continue to fight for a cure for autism disorders.
Do you know something Oliver, there is more to life than this blogging circle jerk.
There is a bigger world out there, and if you grow out of this current obsession with other peoples ideas of what you are or what you might be you won't end up like Jonathan Mitchell.
You won't be cured, but hell there is a world out there, and your autism isn't going to stop you claiming a piece of the action if you really want it.
Keep up the good fight, Oliver. You can also go to the library and use their computer and read Gluyas' webpage there. That is what I would have to do, since he blocked my IP. However, it is really not worth the effort. He awarded me most horrid autistic adult one year, so I guess you are already becoming like me, in spite of what the author is warning you about.
Also, remember he awarded the best medical professional award to Nick Dubin, who has been charged with pedophilia related crimes, so just as you can say you are doing something right to be receiving a positive award, we can also judge Gluyas and company by whom they give the good awards to as well.
It is true, ending up like me is not a fate I would wish on you, but it certainly beats ending up like Larry Arnold (the author) who is so embittered that he is the rodney dangerfield of autism (he tries to get attention but no one will give him any) and that Jessica Kingsley rejected his book and that he is not an autistic celebrity like Temple Grandin, John Elder Robison or Stephen Shore that he has to go around trying to be the center of attention and being disruptive of meetings and heckling speakers and trivializing the problems of persons much lower functioning than he is such as autism researcher Matthew Belmonte's brother who will probably never speak or live outside of institutional care barring the miracle cure that Larry and the rest of the ND's would deny him.
Yeah! Just like old times! I've got a bottle of duty free vodka (£5 - a snip) and all my best, oldest and newest friends are all here.
Oliver, the Author's heading Stateside to charge the Elf's Dynavox batteries, Harold's wishing he was a San Franscisco leather man, Jonathan's rosin up his Sad bow and I'm flying like a SS20.
So point being, you won a prize! Cool. Wear it with pride.
Unfortunately for you, a cure isn't going to happen. Just to late and too scientifically early to rewire your brain.
You're just going to have to Tough Up and learn to live with your disability - as Jonathan quotes "The discontented child cries for toasted Dr Pepper Ice-Pops".
Personally, this discontented child screams for larger quantities of alcohol, recreational drugs and the radical protesting girls of the Portland Arms. *sigh* PhD and furry toes? What more could an old hippies ask for.
Anyway more importantly, get your skin tight Speedos on and get a good web cam shot of your package and paste in on OKCupid.
In the profile say you need deflowering and a thorough work-out. Don't mention the right-wing, anti-homo shit, cause hetero girls don't go a bundle on queer bashing.
In fact don't say shit except your a California boy that needs to get laid. Trust me Ollie, they don't want to hear about conservative economic agenda.
ps I can't do that Facebook chat thing when I'm wrecked.
Just to let you know Oliver
calling someone an idiot online is libel and as you have autism it is discrimination
you can sue him for both
and report him to the Australian anti-discrimination commission.
"ever not drunk" - no.
Don't worry about me poking J. - he accused me of having sex with my dog.
Harold, a different matter. I definitely don't want to be accused of having sex with a Canadian.
OKCupid is the place to be. esp if ur in SoCal. Head, neck chest and groin is what's require for the picture. Do try too hard. They're not going to be interested in whether or not you've combed your hair.
Trust me Ollie, keep ur mouth shut and your pants down and you'll get everything you need.
Mention that you're not confident with girls but don't mention the A-word.
Girls looking for sex don't want to hear about neurological conditions. They want to suck you thingy.
Trust me on this.
Also beware of men pretending to be women. Also beware of girls who describe themselves as bisexual - they're not, they're lezzies in denial.
You are an idiot, OC. The deluded kind.
Yes it is. The anon is right. You are an idiot.
That's hardly proof! You just proved yourself to be an idiot again.
"Idiot" is a pejorative for someone who presents as having low general intelligence! Don't use an obsolete definition.
It is NOT a scientific term! You made that up, liar!
Last I checked it was 2011, not 1952!
It is NOT! The DSM-IV-TR is what's applicable now, not the DSM-I!!
So? Which one is relevant in 2011? The one written in 2000 and not the one written in 1952!!
The entire medical community knows that the DSM-I is obsolete and not relevant. The relevant DSM is the DSM-IV-TR. That, my friend, is the truth.
Kronkite would say that to you. The DSM-I is obsolete. That's just the way it is.
Anyone who believes in the DSM-I as correct now is dumb.
You're not using those IQ points.
I repeat; You're not using those IQ points.
I repeat; You're not using those IQ points.
If you were you'd know you are an idiot.
Idiot is not defined by IQ, fuckhead! It's defined by actions, and you are guilty. "Takes one to know one" is a school boy insult that doesn't work.
An idiot is NOT defined that way!! Go look it up again, and don't give me any DSM-I bullshit. That's out of date by almost 50 years!
It's original reign ended in 1969, not 1973! And it means zero now! If it meant anything there wouldn't be a call for gay and lesbian rights and Obama would never have repealed the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" laws!
Obama's morals were 'repeal the law.' And....
http://www.psychiatryonline.com/
DSMPDF/dsm-ii.pdf
I was wrong. It was 1968, not 1969.
Someone needs to bash you up because you refuse to listen to the truth! 1968! And Obama's Christian morals said that being gay is OKAY!
I gave you the link from an official site, which is more reliable than Wikipedia. Hell I gave you a link about the Hague Convention from Wikipedia and you won't believe that! You really are nutsy fagan!
Hey! Take a look at your reliable source!
http://en.wikipedia.org/
wiki/DSM-II#DSM-II_.281968.29
POWNED!!
You can't read. Or you didn't go and look.
What do you expect with an IQ of 78? It says 1968. I looked.
It says at the very top of the page on the link; DSM-II (1968).
Admit it. You never went to the link like the coward you are. It's about time you were beaten up.
You need to be beaten up in order to do as you are told and fucking look at what you're told to look at! Stop making things up. The DSM-II was published in 1968 and I've already given you two links that prove it and you just stick to fucking fantasy!
You are proving that you are the Idiot of the Year 2011 let alone 2010. It looks to me like the only way to make you stop lying is to beat you up.
I don't think so. Look at the Idiot of the Year for 2009, 2008 and 2007. Deserves it as much as you do. You need to be beat up.
So, according to you Marion Jones, Robert Mugabe and The Chaser's War on Everything aren't idiots?
Oh you are so STUPID! According to you, it's not the act of an idiot to take performance enhancing drugs, kill citizens of your own country or let them die, or interfere with the security of a top level international government meeting!
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