Fun at Jack in the Box with My New Neighbor Jonathan Mitchell

Earlier this evening, my new neighbor Jonathan Mitchell and I went to the fast food joint Jack in the Box to buy a burger and talk about how much Jonathan needs to get pussy. However, it ended up being so much fun as three Mexicans (two male, one female) listened in on our conversation, and they totally agreed that Jonathan needs some pussy. I was telling these Mexicans about the girl in question, and they said that age is just a number and that I should forfeit the rights to this girl as Jonathan needs her more than I do. One of the Mexicans had just been released from prison, where he apparently dropped the soap. Even the girl was giving Jonathan advice. For example, she said he should change his name to John instead of Jonathan, as Jonathan would indicate that he lives with his parents (which he doesn't, as he recently moved into my neighborhood). Jonathan also confessed how old he was, and to being autistic, which is a major faux pas in my opinion. He also shared one of his stories, which I commend as a good move socially. The three Mexicans left, and they unanimously consented that Jonathan must fuck this particular girl or else. After they left, Jonathan and I agreed that this would happen, so this weekend, when I am out of town in Arizona, Jonathan will drive to this lady's house, pin her down, and fuck her against her will. I can't wait to see how that turns out!

Autistic Man Goes On Murderous Rampage In Connecticut

I know this post is a day too late, but I cannot be silent on this one. An autistic man has murdered over 20 innocent children. True to their form, NeuroDiversity ignored the victims and blamed society, not autism, for this man's murderous rampage. They also steadfaslty denied that autism causes violence, despite that this is just one of many cases of autistic people committing horrible acts of violence. Joe Scarborough nailed it spot-on earlier this summer when he said that most killers have some form of autism. This is a man who clearly cares very much about autistic people since his son is autistic. However, NeuroDiversity and the liberal media didn't fail to seize the opportunity to call Scarborough a "neurobigot" and deny the true reality that autism causes violence, like the horrific tragedy that we experienced yesterday. The only way to fix this is a cure for autism, something that NeuroDiversity would like to deny every single autistic individual. You need to join me in fighting this injustice, and fighting for the cure that you, I, and every autistic person deserved. It is our human right to live the best life possible, and we must prevent NeuroDiversity from taking it away from us, especially in the wake of the cold reality that autism causes violence. My sincere condolences are with the families of the victims of this tragic shooting.

My New Neighbor Jonathan Mitchell

It is with great pleasure that I now announce that Jonathan Mitchell has moved into my neighborhood. This means that we will be having sex parties at his house with plenty of hot girls to go around. Today there was no sex party as I couldn't invite any hot girls in time. Instead we stared at photos in his old yearbook of the hot girls that he used to jerk off to in high school. Then we ate burgers at Jack in the Box. Having Jonathan as my neighbor is great as now not only do I no longer need to take the bus to Winchell's Donut House but his house provides a safe refuge for all the sex parties that will take place with hot girls. I look forward to being neighbors for years to come.

Parenthood Goes ND

On this week's episode of Parenthood, the character Max got up in front of his entire student body and told them all that he had Asperger's disease and that he didn't want to be cured. They responded by electing him student council president. This storyline is incorrect and hurtful, as there is no way on earth that something like that could happen in real life. If an autistic person was watching that show, they might falsely believe that one could really do that, and they would suffer as a result. I remember the days when Sarah would go apeshit on her blog because Parenthood happened to do an episode that supported Autism Speaks. Never mind that Autism Speaks doesn't really want to cure autism, but all NDs called for a boycott of that show simply for wanting to cure autism. Apparently it worked, because they wrote a stupid ND storyline in on Tuesday night. I hope Jason Katims and all the executive staff at Parenthood realize that promoting autism as merely a difference is harmful as it trivializes the issues autistic people face. Neurodiversity is pure evil, and we can't have another lamestream media outlet fall for their deceptive tricks.

A Very Happy Birthday To Jonathan Mitchell

It is a great honor that I must wish a happy 57th birthday to my good friend Jonathan Mitchell. This is a man who has been persecuted by normal people for being autistic, and by autistic people for wanting a cure. Jonathan really deserves better in his life, so it's a shame that he's autistic. He will, however, always have a friend in me. Now let me make this clear: I'm not autistic anymore. Ever since I lost my virginity over a year ago, I have officially become a normal person. This means that I could fully persecute and oppress Jonathan if I wanted to, but I choose not to because unlike any member of neurodiversity I actually care about autistic people and want to see them cured. I mean let's face it: I have a better life than Jonathan does. He is 57 years old, has never had a real girlfriend, and is currently unemployed. I am 20 years old, not a virgin, and am currently enrolled in college. However, I choose to donate my time and be a friend to Jonathan, because he needs one and he needs a cure for his autism. All members of neurodiversity are hideous people because they want autistic people to suffer. Having been autistic myself, I realize that it is a bad disease and needs a cure. It seems as if Jonathan Mitchell is the only other man who sees the truth, and for that I truly commend him. So here you go, Jonathan. Happy 57th birthday. We should celebrate at Winchell's next week.

15 Years Ago Today

It's hard to believe it's been that long since I've been using the toilet. Of course, it should've been much longer, but due to my debilitating autism, I was not toilet-trained until the age of 5, long after anyone should've been. At the age of 5, I figured I'd just be in diapers for life (or "Pull-Ups," as I would call them). This was similar to how at the age of 19, I figured I'd be a virgin for life. I lost that, and it's a good thing I did because if I hadn't I would've committed suicide at the end of 2011. But back to the original point, I was not toilet-trained until the age of 5, due to my mercury-induced autism. Dr. Wakefield proved that autistic people have bowel disease, which makes them unable to toilet-train. He is now being censored by Big Pharma. When I was 5 and not yet potty-trained, I saw a gastroenterologist named Dr. Cynamon (yes, that was really his name), who said that I had no physiological issues, and stated the typical Big Pharma line that autism was neurological, which means he must've been bought out. I used to jump up and down on the bed saying his name all the time, not because I had a preference about him, but because I found it funny that his name was something you put on toast. Although I went to a general-ed preschool, my teachers still found me an enigma and were relieved when I graduated in 1997. The duty to potty-train me fell solely upon them, as my new elementary school would not have accepted me had I still been in diapers. (Ironically, they would expel me 5 years later, for a violent incident involving a knife.) I was forcibly potty-trained, which was the right thing to do, but was still traumatizing nonetheless. Keep in mind that this was less than a year before the Sparky incident, in which I unknowingly rooted for the visiting team and caused myself a great embarrassment. Now imagine if I rooted for the Giants at Dodger Stadium. Uh, yeah. Just ask Bryan Stow. That whole era was a terrible time in my life, and my life still sucks now, despite the fact that I am no longer a virgin. Had I been cured of autism when I was 2 like Jenny McCarthy's son was, I would've had a normal, happy childhood and none of that shit would've ever happened.

Autism Is No Laughing Matter

Apparently, that piss stain Andrew Ackner has now started a blog called "Autism Comedy" in which he mocks and finds humor in autism, which is a serious disease. If one did that with cancer or AIDS, the MSM would go crazy, so why not with autism? In his latest post, he mocks me directly, to the tune of Elvis Presley's "Jailhouse Rock." He also incorrectly implies that I am a virgin (I haven't been one since last year) and that I am homosexual (I have never been). He considers his blog to be a joke, so it should be treated as such. Nobody should take anything on it remotely seriously. Any legitimate news source would know that diseases are not to be mocked, and that the focus on autism should be finding a cure, not finding humor. One on the ND side could make a counterpoint that my blog is a joke as well, but since I got all the LA sports stars to comment on my blog, I'd say it should be taken seriously. Especially Matt Kemp, who has an autistic brother (although I heard he hurt his hamstring again tonight, so that's a tough break). Anyway, Andrew Ackner's "joke" blog is just that, and the only trustworthy news source in the world of autism is Oliver M Canby. Peace.

If You Hate Autism, You Love Autistic People

Nobody in their right mind would love autism. It is a horrendous disease, and would be akin to loving cancer or AIDS. One of the bullshit lines used by neurodiversity is "If you hate autism, you hate autistic people." In actuality, just the opposite is true. If you try to love somebody's autism, you are doing them a disservice by denying them the cure that they deserve. By hating autism, we can work together to eradicate it from this planet and make everyone live a decent and normal life. The reason neurodiversity wants people to remain autistic is because they are sadistic sociopaths who love watching autistic children rot in mental institutions. Nobody in their right mind would want that for an autistic person, or anyone else for that matter. Autism is and always has been a disease, and loving a disease is purely insane. The fact that neurodiversity has borrowed from the gay rights movement only shows what morons they actually are. Autism is not a minority status, it is not a different way of being, it is a disease. To deny someone a cure for a disease is pure torture. They should pass a law that throws parents in jail who explicitly deny their autistic child a cure because they "don't want to change who their child is." Autism needs to be cured, so if you love your autistic child, you would do the right thing and cure him.

You Can Die Of Autism

One of the most common bullshit lines espoused by members of neurodiversity is that autism is not a disease because you can't die of it. Therefore, they argue that autism shouldn't be cured. Like pretty much everything that neurodiversity says, that is a lie. Not only does a disease not necessarily have to be fatal, but there have been numerous cases of people dying because of their autism. There was a boy in Canada who froze to death after he wandered away from his home due to his autism. There was another boy in Georgia who got run over by a car because his autism made him run out into traffic. Even medical deaths can be autism-related. Many autistic people suffer from epileptic seizures which can be fatal. That is how John Travolta's son died. Those with Asperger's syndrome are not exempt either. Many of them suffer clinical depression due to their disease and take their own lives. Burt Bacharach's daughter Nikki took her own life due to Asperger's syndrome. What Neurodiversity does is that they say bullshit, like they wish it was true, and then hope that is magically becomes true. We must put an end to that. Autism is a fatal disease, and it must be eradicate from this earth via a cure.

Has Retardation Entered The Mainstream?

The other day, I came across a cheesy flirt line on the website myYearbook which said, "Are your parents retarded? Cause you damn sure are special!" This made me think about a number of things. First it made me think about how pissed off all the NDs would be, but I don't really give a fuck about that. It also made me think of using the word "special" as a euphemism for "retarded," which was initially intended to soften the blow but has now become equally pejorative. But most importantly, it made me realize how mainstream, and frankly accepted, that mental retardation has become. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said about autism, which is why we must cure it. Whereas retards are seen as "indigo children," autistics and Aspergians are rightly seen as scum of the earth and not worth anybody's dime, which is why a cure must be found pronto. Even now, when a normal person asks me, "Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?" I say that I am mentally retarded instead of autistic or Aspergian, because it is more tolerated and normal people are more likely to understand it. On a side note, I'm well aware that the use of the word "special" in the myYearbook message is actually a double entendre, as the flirty use is positive. But this proves not only the normalization of retardation but that the use of "special" to mean "retarded" as so commonplace that people would automatically understand its use in a double entendre. I wrote a previous post about the word "retard" becoming mainstream, but I guess now the same has happened to retardation as a whole.

Two Years Old!

I can't believe I've been writing this blog for two years now. Where has time gone? A lot has happened since I went online back in 0'10, most notably that I lost my virginity last June. While my life still sucks, I will never give up the fight for a cure for autism. I'm in college now, but that sucks so bad that it's already starting to remind me of my one semester in high school, and those were the worst five months of my life. Each time that Neurodiversity has tried to silence me I have only come back stronger, and I am already starting to emerge victorious. I do plan to drop out of college in June once my semester ends, because I cannot handle college anymore. I have no idea what I'll do after that, but perhaps I'll work in a fast food restaurant. My autism needs to be cured so that I can have a better life. Any member of Neurodiversity who says otherwise is lying to you. Anyway, happy 2nd birthday to me, and I want all curebies to keep on fighting.

Autistic Lady Banned From Having Sex

In England, there was a recent case where a 29-year-old autistic woman was ordered by the court to stop having sex. It was found that she was mentally incompetent and lacked the capacity to give informed consent. The order was applied for by her mother who had to raise the four children she gave birth to that were products of homeless people she met on the street. At one point she was hospitalized in the psych ward where she tried to rape the male patients. She is also mentally retarded in addition to being autistic. I say this because this is an interesting dilemma when it comes to human rights. On the one hand, the right to have sex is guaranteed by the UN, so this might set a dangerous precedent when it comes to the rights of autistic people. On the other hand, everyone needs to be kept safe, and this person is essentially being protected from herself. There were other things the judge said that were quite puzzling. He did not rule that this lady could never get married, despite the fact that one needs to have sex to do so. His reasoning was that the woman could one day learn how to behave herself. However, he gave no provision that his current ruling could ever be lifted, which would defeat the whole purpose. Also, since she has been ruled to be incapable of giving consent, any man who has sex with her could be charged with statutory rape. There is only one other case like this in the history of England, but it involved a pedophile who had no known mental disabilities. The sad thing is, though, that if this lady had been cured of her autism, none of this would ever have happened. Neurodiversity needs to realize that autism is a bad disease, and stop lobbying against a cure in the face of cases like this. On a side note, I received an email from my good friend Jonathan Mitchell about autism-related tattoos. As I have previously stated, I desperately want a tattoo but cannot currently get one due to my fear of needles. Jonathan said that he still doesn't want a tattoo, but I do think that is a new and exciting way to spread autism awareness.

Occupy Neurodiversity

Among autistic people, there are about 1% who support "neurodiversity" and don't want to be cured. The other 99%, like me, think autism is a horrible disease and feel that a cure is necessary. Yet why is it that only the top 1% control everything? Between Big Pharma as well as the US government, they choose to fund neurodiversity to give everyone a false perception of autism, despite the fact that 99% of autistic people want to be cured. Unlike the Occupy Wall Street people, who are capable of voicing their displeasure, over 80% of autistic people are also mentally retarded and thus cannot adequately express their desire for a cure. Neurodiversity exploits this, and uses it to say that these poor nonverbal autistic people do not want to be cured, when anyone with eyes could see that that is pure bullshit. What can we do to change this? Well, I am starting a movement called Occupy Neurodiversity, where we will show this people who's really in charge and what autism really is.