My New Neighbor Jonathan Mitchell

It is with great pleasure that I now announce that Jonathan Mitchell has moved into my neighborhood. This means that we will be having sex parties at his house with plenty of hot girls to go around. Today there was no sex party as I couldn't invite any hot girls in time. Instead we stared at photos in his old yearbook of the hot girls that he used to jerk off to in high school. Then we ate burgers at Jack in the Box. Having Jonathan as my neighbor is great as now not only do I no longer need to take the bus to Winchell's Donut House but his house provides a safe refuge for all the sex parties that will take place with hot girls. I look forward to being neighbors for years to come.