Jonathan Mitchell's Parents Came Over To My House

As Jonathan Mitchell is my neighbor now, we decided to do a neighborly thing and invite him and his parents over for a late afternoon tea. As some of you probably know, Neurodiversity still holds dearly to the "refrigerator mom" theory, which is that autism is caused by poor parenting, when we all know now that it is caused by vaccines. Many NDs (and they know who they are) have called out Jonathan's parents specifically to say that they caused his autism. I of course thought that was bullshit, but meeting Jonathan's parents has proven to me that I am right and neurodiversity is wrong. They are incredibly nice people, and they raised a helluva son in Jonathan. Hell, I wish my parents could've raised me like that. It was a pleasure meeting them and I know now that Neurodiversity is full of shit and should not be taken seriously.

I Am Phyllis Schlafly

In 1972, it was widely assumed that all women were in support of the Equal Rights Amendment, then a proposed amendment to the United States Constitution. The amendment had been drafted by suffragette Alice Paul, and the amendment's intention was to give women "equal rights." The feminist movement strongly condemned any woman who opposed the amendment, saying that they were being submissive to man and if they thought for themselves, that they would support the amendment. One woman who opposed the amendment was Phyllis Schlafly, as she felt it jeopardized her right as a woman to live in the home, support her children, cook and clean, etc. She stated that if the amendment passed, all women, whether they wanted to or not, would be forced to get a job, pay taxes, and even be drafted into the military. Several women stated that she opposed women's rights, whereas in fact she supported them: the ones I just mentioned. The liberal left tried as they might, but Phyllis Schlafly spoke loud and clear, and ultimately the Equal Rights Amendment was defeated. Nowadays, it is assumed that every autistic person opposes a cure. The ones who support a cure are tortured and marginalized. They have been equated to a Jew who loves the Nazis or a black who loves the KKK. They have been called sellouts, Uncle Toms, and human rights abusers. However the vast majority of autistic people, including myself, support a cure, and will not stop fighting until one is attained. The members of neurodiversity who try to say that I oppose autistic rights are incorrect; they are the human rights abusers as they try to deny me my most basic right as a human: to live a normal life free of autism. I support autistic rights, just as Phyllis Schlafly supported women's rights. When the liberal left hijacks certain terms and twists and turns them to fit their agenda, society fails to see the real picture. But Phyllis Schlafly didn't give up, and the ERA was defeated. I will not give up, and in the end every single autistic person will be cured and the members of neurodiversity will be thrown in jail for violating the UN Charter of Human Rights.

Alabama Is The Champions Again

Earlier this evening, the Alabama Crimson Tide won their 3rd BCS Championship in the past 4 years when they defeated the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. Experiencing this as a detached person on the West Coast is one thing, but if I hadn't been autistic, I'd have experienced it firsthand. Way back in 2009, as I was just about to start a normal high school, I had recently changed my mind about college and had decided to go to Alabama. However, as soon as I started in a normal school, I realized how autistic I actually was, so college was no longer an option. Having lost my virginity in 2011 made me no longer autistic from that point forward, but it wasn't retroactive, which means that before then I still was autistic. Even though I am normal now, I am now too old to attend college, and had I been cured of my autism at a younger age I would be in Miami right now enjoying the Tide's championship. Ironically, the Tide did not start winning until after I had already opted out of going, but even just knowing that they did stings tremendously. The only other BCS title during that period was won by Alabama's arch rival Auburn, it still would've been better had I been able to go to college as a normal person and not have been denied a cure due to the evilness of neurodiversity. Anyway, congrats to Coach Nick Saban on his championship. Roll Tide!

Fun at Jack in the Box with My New Neighbor Jonathan Mitchell

Earlier this evening, my new neighbor Jonathan Mitchell and I went to the fast food joint Jack in the Box to buy a burger and talk about how much Jonathan needs to get pussy. However, it ended up being so much fun as three Mexicans (two male, one female) listened in on our conversation, and they totally agreed that Jonathan needs some pussy. I was telling these Mexicans about the girl in question, and they said that age is just a number and that I should forfeit the rights to this girl as Jonathan needs her more than I do. One of the Mexicans had just been released from prison, where he apparently dropped the soap. Even the girl was giving Jonathan advice. For example, she said he should change his name to John instead of Jonathan, as Jonathan would indicate that he lives with his parents (which he doesn't, as he recently moved into my neighborhood). Jonathan also confessed how old he was, and to being autistic, which is a major faux pas in my opinion. He also shared one of his stories, which I commend as a good move socially. The three Mexicans left, and they unanimously consented that Jonathan must fuck this particular girl or else. After they left, Jonathan and I agreed that this would happen, so this weekend, when I am out of town in Arizona, Jonathan will drive to this lady's house, pin her down, and fuck her against her will. I can't wait to see how that turns out!

Autistic Man Goes On Murderous Rampage In Connecticut

I know this post is a day too late, but I cannot be silent on this one. An autistic man has murdered over 20 innocent children. True to their form, NeuroDiversity ignored the victims and blamed society, not autism, for this man's murderous rampage. They also steadfaslty denied that autism causes violence, despite that this is just one of many cases of autistic people committing horrible acts of violence. Joe Scarborough nailed it spot-on earlier this summer when he said that most killers have some form of autism. This is a man who clearly cares very much about autistic people since his son is autistic. However, NeuroDiversity and the liberal media didn't fail to seize the opportunity to call Scarborough a "neurobigot" and deny the true reality that autism causes violence, like the horrific tragedy that we experienced yesterday. The only way to fix this is a cure for autism, something that NeuroDiversity would like to deny every single autistic individual. You need to join me in fighting this injustice, and fighting for the cure that you, I, and every autistic person deserved. It is our human right to live the best life possible, and we must prevent NeuroDiversity from taking it away from us, especially in the wake of the cold reality that autism causes violence. My sincere condolences are with the families of the victims of this tragic shooting.

My New Neighbor Jonathan Mitchell

It is with great pleasure that I now announce that Jonathan Mitchell has moved into my neighborhood. This means that we will be having sex parties at his house with plenty of hot girls to go around. Today there was no sex party as I couldn't invite any hot girls in time. Instead we stared at photos in his old yearbook of the hot girls that he used to jerk off to in high school. Then we ate burgers at Jack in the Box. Having Jonathan as my neighbor is great as now not only do I no longer need to take the bus to Winchell's Donut House but his house provides a safe refuge for all the sex parties that will take place with hot girls. I look forward to being neighbors for years to come.

Parenthood Goes ND

On this week's episode of Parenthood, the character Max got up in front of his entire student body and told them all that he had Asperger's disease and that he didn't want to be cured. They responded by electing him student council president. This storyline is incorrect and hurtful, as there is no way on earth that something like that could happen in real life. If an autistic person was watching that show, they might falsely believe that one could really do that, and they would suffer as a result. I remember the days when Sarah would go apeshit on her blog because Parenthood happened to do an episode that supported Autism Speaks. Never mind that Autism Speaks doesn't really want to cure autism, but all NDs called for a boycott of that show simply for wanting to cure autism. Apparently it worked, because they wrote a stupid ND storyline in on Tuesday night. I hope Jason Katims and all the executive staff at Parenthood realize that promoting autism as merely a difference is harmful as it trivializes the issues autistic people face. Neurodiversity is pure evil, and we can't have another lamestream media outlet fall for their deceptive tricks.