Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Sheer Craziness

Recently, Catatab Tabimount posted on her blog the new alarming statistic out of South Korea that one out of 38 in the world's population now has autism. If that isn't even more reason why autism needs to be cured, I frankly don't know what is. I left a comment there expressing my opinion in direct relation to the subject. What subsequently ensued was sheer craziness.

First, Catatab Tabimount's buddy Amtrak Raildude left a somewhat respectful comment disagreeing with me. Amtrak Raildude is a guy with a bizarre fetish for trains, which makes me think of Darius McCollum, the autistic man who's been arrested 11 times for hijacking trains. I pray to God that this man doesn't turn out to be like him. To his immense credit, however, Amtrak Raildude spoke out in support of therapy and early intervention, which is very rare for an ND as they usually oppose helping autistic people at all whatsoever. He also seems to be anti-Big Pharma, which is even more rare amongst NDs. Granted, if Big Pharma did indeed find a cure for autism (not that they ever would), I would appreciate it immensely.

That was only the beginning. Next, a bunch of anon posters attacked me directly, saying they were "feeding the troll." I have no idea why anyone would think I was trolling, but they did apparently. They left one that said "SCAXliner" over and over, which I assume came from Amtrak Raildude as no one else in the world would have a clue what that even is. Others repeatedly said, "U MAD, BRO?" and I have no idea who left those. I don't think it was anyone from the Whack Pack, but maybe it was Catatab Tabimount.

Next, I received some very bizarre emails, which said DESU DESU DESU over and over and over. Those, I believe, were from Catatab Tabimount, as that word is a favorite of hers. (Phil Gluyas: If you are reading this, that should be a huge clue that I never changed my email address. Where are the papers?) Another email said, "Bam, I troll you," which was also from Catatab Tabimount.

I have no idea why she would start suddenly acting like this. To her credit, she is usually much softer than other NDs, as she allows room for opinions other than her own and is much less confrontational. One can only guess why some measly comment from me would put her over the edge.

I also believe Amtrak Raildude left a comment on my post about Osama bin Laden. I believe so because he called himself a conductor, which I assume is that of a train and not of an orchestra. It was actually respectful, but he probably didn't want me to know who he really is.

Anyway, I gotta go now. Gotta take my lovely dog for a walk. He's been waiting all morning. See you all later!

7 comments:

Phil/Timelord said...

Canby, Catatab never emailed you. She dumped you off her contact list long ago. So either someone else sent those emails or you are lying. The entry on the blog was posted by AmtrakFan, not Catatab.

Unknown said...

Oliver, I never sent you an email saying Desu Desu Desu. You can check my IP address if you don't believe me (I have 2 locations). It is actually a very common spamming meme invented at the 4-chan site, you can look it up on Urban Dictionary. I believe it is Japanese for "it is" I will admit that I have used it in the past, but now I have better judgment.

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

And I've seen Desu on the titles of poorly filmed fat chick porn.

Phil/Timelord said...

Give me your new email address.

the cybermen said...

fuckwit fil
why dont you fuck off and play with your mates at the limbo club and leave ollie alone

ahh thats right
you dont have any friends

are you still umpiring???
hahahahahahahahahaha

CM

Phil/Timelord said...

Canby you have a new email address. Give it, or no paperwork. And I also want the IP of Cyberman. I think I know who it is now.

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

Yeah you go Cyberman stand up for your boyfriend why don't ya!