As the title of this post says, I am still a virgin at 19. In this day and age, that is virtually unacceptable. Contrary to popular belief, it is not society's hatred of me that causes my virginity. It is caused directly by my autism itself, as it is a disease that needs a cure a la cancer and AIDS. If I could lose my virginity without a cure, that'd be great. But I can't, so I need chelation.
Right before I graduated high school, I had intended to go to college. However, once I realized what a loser I was, I realized it wasn't possible because I could never get laid. I considered killing myself, but I just decided to wither away instead. I ain't worth nothing, because I will never get laid.
BTW, it's every human's right to get laid, as per the UN. Nobody can take away that right, but they can skirmish around it if somebody's autistic. Poor me. I am so autistic that nobody will fuck me. That is really sad, so I need a cure.
The cure for autism is chelation. Once I receive it, I will no longer be autistic, so I can get laid. If I do get laid without a cure, that also will make me no longer autistic, and I will shut down this blog. Until then, I'm an autistic loser. Peace out.
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"BTW, it's every human's right to get laid, as per the UN."
By UN I'm assuming we're talking about the United Nations?
Where does it say in any of the UN's charters that any person on this planet has the right to "get laid?"
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"Cube Angel: The words "get laid" are never used, but the right to procreation is considered the most fundamental of them all. Nobody can take that away from us. Of course, that does not permit us to rape anyone, but it does prevent us from forced sterilization."
My question is what is the context to this right? Are you sure you are interpreting this right in the way it is supposed to be interpreted?
Oliver
You said:
"What this right is meant to entail is that basically we can do whatever we want in the bedroom without the government spying on us or preventing us from doing so. They also cannot sterilize us. This does not give us the power to rape or commit other immoral sexual acts, but it does guarantee our right to privacy as well as the right to have sex and procreate without interference from the government."
I believe all of what you said here is true. Since all of this is true we only have the right to have sex only if the other party consents to it. Oliver, if you want to have sex with another woman she has to consent.
I wanted sex and a relationship for a long time but I have learned you may not necessarily be happy once you get it. This is my advice and my opinion from one asperger to another. I am 32 years old and have experience. I've been in your shoes where I'm sitting at home, doing hardly anything, and being depressed.
Here is my advice. Get yourself into school and go to school for a special interest you have. Get yourself into a niche. You have an advantage over me that I never had. You have had knowledge of your condition that I never had at your age. I would go to your local autism center and I am sure your mother and father would be glad to pay for it. I would probably get into their groups as well. Finally, learn more about critical thinking and dissecting arguments. Put sex and relationships onto the back burner because all it will do is haunt you and get you into trouble. I can tell you that if you keep obsessing over this it will get you into major trouble. You may become so obsessed that you may become blinded by it and may get involved in people you may not want to get involved in. That my friend is a part of my life story.
I have wanted to challenge society and it's beliefs for a long time but I am putting that on the back burner as well for a long time. Phil thinks I need to do that and I will follow his advice on that and concentrate on getting my shit together. Will you do the same as well?
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