TruthMeister: Shut The Fuck Up!

I was reading The Informer's blog, and he linked to yet another blog that attacks me. It turns out that the owner of this blog is STFU, who (thankfully) no longer believes that I am John Best. There were two dead giveaways. The first one was on his Blogger profile. The date he joined gave it away. Another one was his URL. It is exactly the same as his other blog that attacked me. He claims to live in Korea, but that is a lie as he has previously stated that he lives in Oregon. This could potentially explain that rogue comment I got last weekend, but the only IP on my blog anywhere close to that time was from Australia. He did do a post explaining how to get onto my blog and avoid StatCounter, but I believe that is bullshit because the entire blog is protected, including the comments section. Also, that post dates to before I received my rogue comment, which was obviously left by Phil. Anyway, this man from Portland (not Korea) needs to be dealt with fast as he is a liar and a coward. Cheers!

I Don't Offend Anyone

When I talk about my autism, I pretty much tell it like it is. I don't sugarcoat or act like things are better than they actually are. My autism has caused me to have a shitty life, and I am incredibly honest about that. However, all the dumbfucks over at neurodiversity seem to take personal offense to the fact that I would rather be cured to give myself a better life. They call it a "civil rights issue" and that I am "destroying the autistic community," as if there even was one. There is absolutely no reason whatsoever why an ND should be offended that I want to be cured. None at all. If their autism is milder than mine, then they should not tell me not to cure myself simply because they would prefer to be autistic. They have the right to their choice, as do I. If they have the right not to cure themselves, I should have the right to cure myself if I so choose. It is not offensive to simply ask for a better life. Neurodiversity claims to be about respecting people for who they are, but they are anything but. They are an elite group who will expel anyone at a moment's notice for disagreeing with them even the slightest bit. In my mind, the only reason why neurodiversity would possibly not want to see autistic people have better lives is because they are sociopaths and take pleasure in our pain. I am an autistic person who wants to be cured. I am not a human rights abuser, and I am not a hater. I have a disease and I want it gone, akin to cancer and AIDS. I respect neurodiversity's opinion, but I do not respect them telling me what my opinion should be. They may choose not to cure themselves, but they have absolutely no right to tell us autistic people that we cannot be cured simply because they would prefer if we were autistic. If they demand justice, so should we. We will not stop fighting neurodiversity until they are rightfully exposed as a fraud, and we will find a cure for autism for those who want it, because your opinion matters too. We will not bow down to the tyranny of ND. Thank you and God bless.

I'm Related To The Barbarian Brothers

You heard that right, folks. I am a blood relative of the Barbarian Brothers, whose real names are David and Peter Paul. They are my second-cousins-once-removed. They were very famous people, having been twin bodybuilders and actors in the 1980s. I am not related to any Hollywood celebrities other than the Barbarian Brothers, of which I am very proud. Most people, especially autistic people, cannot rightfully claim that they are related to an A-list Hollywood celebrity, but I can.

For those who say that autism runs in families (and you know who you are), that is pure bullshit, plain and simple. Nobody in my family is autistic but me. The reason that the Barbarian Brothers aren't autistic is because thimerosal didn't exist back in 1958 (or around then). Had they been poisoned, they would not have had the illustrious film career that they did.

I'm sorry for posting something slightly off-topic. There might be some autism-related news for me to blog about later this week, or there might not. I'll keep you posted.

My life is still pretty shitty, same as always. I have pretty much resigned to the fact that I will never be cured of my autism, which is really sad because autistic people live shitty lives. I still have yet to go surfing or get laid, and to me, the two almost go hand in hand. If you are able to go surfing, that is essentially a one-way ticket to getting laid. I figured that would probably be my only hope of scoring chix in the bedroom, but my autism prevents me even from doing that.

I had never heard of this Clay Marzo guy before today, but the fact that he eats breakfast with strippers daily seems pretty intriguing. I wonder if he also sponsors wet t-shirt contests. If he does, maybe he could help get me into the business. Wet t-shirt contests are also a one-way ticket to getting laid, especially if you are the sponsor.

I will never shut down this blog, because I feel it is my duty to accurately portray the pain and suffering that all autistic people face without sugarcoating at all. Even if I do not turn out to be a success (which I will not), I still want to hold out hope of a cure for future generations, as well as help autistic people who are being bullied by neurodiversity. I hope autistic people will see through the shallowness of neurodiversity and listen to wise autistic people like me. Demanding for a cure is the only way to seek happiness. All other ways are futile.

Returning to my famous cousins, they were A-list Hollywood celebrities. Their filmography is as follows:

DC Cab (1983)
The Flamingo Kid (1984)
The Barbarians (1987)
Think Big (1990)
Double Trouble (1992)
Twin Sitters (1994)

Their second film was historically significant, as it was the first movie ever to receive a rating of PG-13.

Autism and Surfing

Most people who live in Southern California have gone surfing at least once in their life, but not me cause I have autism. Because my autism precludes me from being around normal people, I cannot go surfing as a result. This is tragic, because every human being should have the right ot go surfing. Therefore, I am asking for a cure. If I didn't have autism anymore, I would be allowed to go surfing without being scrutinized and stared at. For now, I must stick to concerts and baseball games, because going surfing is off limits, just like going to college or working. I need to be cured of my autism. End of story.

Meeting Jonathan Mitchell

I had never met a fellow autistic blogger on either side of the issue until I met Jonathan Mitchell in person. I took the bus to Winchell's Donut House on Sepulveda and Santa Monica, which is very far from my house. I'd tried to due this in the past, but had failed due to a miscommunication. Anyway, this time I actually did meet Jonathan Mitchell, and I was thrilled to meet a curebie as opposed to an ND. Everything went as planned, and it was confirmed that I do actually believe in a cure and am not a poser or a hypocrite. Jonathan confirmed the same, although I had no prior doubts. He wanted me to join him at the chicken joint for dinner but I had to catch the bus home because I live very far away. Some NDs will call Jonathan Mitchell a human rights abuser, but he is not that at all and neither am I. He is simply a man with a disease called autism and he wants it cured. It would be no different if he wanted to cure cancer or AIDS. Everyone has the right to cure their autism, because the reality is that autism is a horrendous disease and needs to be cured like all horrendous diseases. To portray it as a different way of beng or a civil rights issue is not only dishonest but harmful, as it trivializes what autism really is. Some NDs, such as Clay Adams and Phil Gluyas, believe that Jonathan's autism was caused by the refrigerator mom theory, which hearkens to the days of Bruno Bettelheim. That is a despicable way to try to discredit autism, especially with a theory that has been scientifically disproven. It was actually Jonathan's writings, along with those of Jake Crosby, which turned me from ND to pro-cure nearly overnight. I will never join neurodiversity again, because theye are evil people who are owned by Big Pharma. Ari Ne'eman invented neurodiversity in 2006, and they seek to ban curing autism. We must stop that for the greater good. I'll do another post later. It was nice finally meeting you, Jonathan! Good-bye for now.

I'm Strait: I Prefer Women Over Men

For this post only, I am going to stray from the topic of autism and talk about sexual orientation. As all of you must know by now, I am completely and 100% strait and het'ro sexual. I prefer women over men, and that is a fact not an opinion. I have been strait since age 10, although I didn't scream it from the rooftops until I was 12. However, I have yet to affirm my straitness, namely because I am a virgin. Not by choice, but a virgin nonetheless. I have always blamed autism for my virginity, but maybe there is another reason. That remains to be seen. However, nearly every strait man has lost his virginity by the age of 17, or 16 if he's lucky. Because I am 18 (almost 19) and a legal adult, the prospects of me ever losing my virginity are near zero. They are slim to none. Now, don't get me wrong here, being gay or a faggot is not an option, at least not in my book. I would rather die than be homosexual. However, I really don't want to be asexual or celibate either (either voluntarily or involuntarily) because that is not who I am. I see myself as a strait person who fucks women. Prostitution is illegal in the United States, so that is not an option either. Anyway, I cannot be a virgin anymore, for the sake of my heterosexuality. It is not good for me or for anyone else. The End.

List of DSM books

DSM (1952)
DSM-II (1973)
DSM-III (1980)
DSM-III-R (1987)
DSM-IV (1994)
DSM-IV-TR (2000)
DSM-V (2013)