Friday, March 26, 2010

Off To Albany, New York

Well, every two years I unfortunately must leave Los Angeles and go on vacation to the freezing-cold Albany, New York to celebrate the Jewish holiday of Passover. Ironically, I am not legitimately Jewish as I did not have a Bar Mitzvah due to my autism. I had no idea autism could take away religion, but it did and that is why I need it cured. Because my Jewish temple prevented me from having a Bar Mitzvah due to my autism, I am thinking of becoming an Evangelical Christian, because I share their Republican views much more than any other religion.

11 comments:

Unknown said...

You truly are a victim, Canby. You can tell a true victim when he blames himself and his own shortcomings for injustices done to him by others.

Both you and your parents should've fought your Temple tooth and nail for their discrimination and refusal to let you have a B'ar Mitzvah. I'm talking press, attorneys, advocates, major organizations. Hell, that's what my parent's did for me. They did it to get the respect that I deserve as a Jew and as a Human Being with the same Human Rights as those disgusting human beings who try to make us feel inferior because we fall short on different things than them but are talented beyond imagination in things they aren't.

Don't fight yourself and don't fight your Autism fight those bastards whom are bringing you down with their descrimination.

Matt Hogan said...

You should sue the Jewish church for that. Why won't you?

Unknown said...

Actually you're not too old, Bar Mitzvahs can be performed from 13 and older. I don't know why the fuck you'd want to, after those bastards refused to let you have one, I personally think our religion along with all others are bullshit, but according to Jewish law, you are never too old to have a Bar Mitzvah, but you have to be at least 13.

Scratcher said...

You had a case you flaming dip!! Your parents were hopeless!!

Matt Hogan said...

That's an illegal document.

Anonymous said...

Oliver, don't allow Dave Ayling on your blog. He's a convicted crim who robbed people of several thousand bucks. He's got more enemies than just Glucose. He's bad news. Real bad. Glucose is a dickhead but nailing Dave was one good thing he did actually do.

Unknown said...

That's liability waivers, there's no such document that they can make you sign saying you will withhold your right to fight descrimination.

Scratcher said...

He's not. He's doing the same thing he's always done. And he's hated for it by everyone he knows in Adelaide. Even Phil's enemies like what Phil did to Fat Dave because he flaming deserved it. Dis-In's actually right for a change! Except for his reference to Phil of course!

Unknown said...

Why the Hell would they make males sign waivers? They don't give interviews to males so there's nobody that they'd have to make sign waivers.

Unknown said...

Actually, no, they don't interview males, because they don't have to. The job description is female models who serve food. That is also how they (and every casino in or near Veags, and Atlantic City) get away with firing and/or not hiring the ugly/chubby ones. They aren't waiters/waitresses, because that isn't the job description. The job is to be hot female ass giving people food. It is not descrimination that way, it is being unqualified for the position. That is their loophole, which is why waivers are not even necessary. I spend a lot of time at Hooters, my cousin, Eric, is the assistant manager for Hooters all over Metro-Detroit, so I know the legal logistics of why there is only fine ass when I eat there for free.

Unknown said...

They don't have to make them sign waivers then, if they're just in a closed room with spatulas and not being eye-candy.