Tuesday, March 2, 2010
I Enter the Blogosphere
Hello, My name is Oliver M. Canby. I'm 17 years old and I live in Los Angeles, CA. I suffer from a debilitating form of autism called Asperger's syndrome, and I want it cured. I don't believe in "neurodiversity" because it is a beautiful way to justify heartbreak. I was poisoned by the pharmaceutical companies in their mercury-filled vaccines. Currently, there is a show trial going on in Britain for Dr. Andrew Wakefield, because Big Pharma wants him silenced. They paid "The Lancet" to retract that case because they don't want people to know. Next month, I am receiving chelation thanks to John Best. Hopefully then, I will be a normal person and be able to have sex.
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Losers can't get laid, Johnny, we already covered it on Informer's blog, that is why Sam was born from a surrogate mother, remember?
No you are a lost cause, because you will never get laid, cured (which is impossible) or not.
Hopefully you'll get laid?? Autism isn't the thing that is preventing you from getting laid. Autism isn't what causes you to be a whiny little bitch, all it does is give you one extra thing to bitch about.
Stop being a whiny little bitch and you won't need to chelate yourself, Johnny.
Well, the first bit of advice is not to expect it when you're only 17. I didn't get it until after my nineteenth birthday this year.
Confidence is important. And feeling inadequate is the enemy. Majority of people don't get laid until college. The minority are those who have girlfriends where they fuck all the time, and then the jigilos who just score all the time.
Most males aren't even capable of having sex until 13.
Well, the first bit of advice is not to expect it when you're only 17. I didn't get it until after my nineteenth birthday this year.
Confidence is important. And feeling inadequate is the enemy. Majority of people don't get laid until college. The minority are those who have girlfriends where they fuck all the time, and then the jigilos who just score all the time.
Most males aren't even capable of having sex until 13.
You're John Best, civilized discussions are impossible with you. Call me a motherfucker and say "FUCK YOU BITCH" because those are your best (pun most certainly intended) rhetorical strategies.
Just because your dick looks like a vanilla flavored tootsie roll, does not mean that vanilla flavored tootsie rolls are dicks, John.
I've offered him so many times to meet me in Michigan, and if not once I'm able to afford the gas, that I would drive there and say those things to his face, and piss on his rug while I was at it. I'm a man of my word, once I can afford the gas.
Oliver and QDAN,
Perspectives about sexual intimacy from a female who happens to be autistic:
- Autistic disability is not in any way correlated to the age one loses his or her virginity.
- Autism and sexual intercourse are NOT directly related.
- There are many NON-autistic people who struggle signficantly to find a partner and get "laid."
Regards,
Katie K.
P.S. It is neither appropriate nor safe to meet someone you have coversed with on-line a few times.
P.P.S. For example, when I first started talking to Ari, I was very suspicious of him. We have been talking on-line for a little less than one year. We have also talked on the phone and on Skype. I hope to meet him, soon.
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