Fun at Jack in the Box with My New Neighbor Jonathan Mitchell

Earlier this evening, my new neighbor Jonathan Mitchell and I went to the fast food joint Jack in the Box to buy a burger and talk about how much Jonathan needs to get pussy. However, it ended up being so much fun as three Mexicans (two male, one female) listened in on our conversation, and they totally agreed that Jonathan needs some pussy. I was telling these Mexicans about the girl in question, and they said that age is just a number and that I should forfeit the rights to this girl as Jonathan needs her more than I do. One of the Mexicans had just been released from prison, where he apparently dropped the soap. Even the girl was giving Jonathan advice. For example, she said he should change his name to John instead of Jonathan, as Jonathan would indicate that he lives with his parents (which he doesn't, as he recently moved into my neighborhood). Jonathan also confessed how old he was, and to being autistic, which is a major faux pas in my opinion. He also shared one of his stories, which I commend as a good move socially. The three Mexicans left, and they unanimously consented that Jonathan must fuck this particular girl or else. After they left, Jonathan and I agreed that this would happen, so this weekend, when I am out of town in Arizona, Jonathan will drive to this lady's house, pin her down, and fuck her against her will. I can't wait to see how that turns out!

Autistic Man Goes On Murderous Rampage In Connecticut

I know this post is a day too late, but I cannot be silent on this one. An autistic man has murdered over 20 innocent children. True to their form, NeuroDiversity ignored the victims and blamed society, not autism, for this man's murderous rampage. They also steadfaslty denied that autism causes violence, despite that this is just one of many cases of autistic people committing horrible acts of violence. Joe Scarborough nailed it spot-on earlier this summer when he said that most killers have some form of autism. This is a man who clearly cares very much about autistic people since his son is autistic. However, NeuroDiversity and the liberal media didn't fail to seize the opportunity to call Scarborough a "neurobigot" and deny the true reality that autism causes violence, like the horrific tragedy that we experienced yesterday. The only way to fix this is a cure for autism, something that NeuroDiversity would like to deny every single autistic individual. You need to join me in fighting this injustice, and fighting for the cure that you, I, and every autistic person deserved. It is our human right to live the best life possible, and we must prevent NeuroDiversity from taking it away from us, especially in the wake of the cold reality that autism causes violence. My sincere condolences are with the families of the victims of this tragic shooting.

My New Neighbor Jonathan Mitchell

It is with great pleasure that I now announce that Jonathan Mitchell has moved into my neighborhood. This means that we will be having sex parties at his house with plenty of hot girls to go around. Today there was no sex party as I couldn't invite any hot girls in time. Instead we stared at photos in his old yearbook of the hot girls that he used to jerk off to in high school. Then we ate burgers at Jack in the Box. Having Jonathan as my neighbor is great as now not only do I no longer need to take the bus to Winchell's Donut House but his house provides a safe refuge for all the sex parties that will take place with hot girls. I look forward to being neighbors for years to come.