It's Time to Cure Autism

By this point, everyone knows that autism is mercury poisoning and is not merely a form of "neurodiversity." Anyone who says otherwise is deliberately lying to you. No right-thinking person would be against curing a disease. There is nobody on Earth who opposes curing cancer and AIDS, so the same should be true with autism. One ridiculous argument that NeuroDiversity makes is that all autistic people are one and the same. They believe that we all have the same disease ad thus should not be cured. They happen to be right, albeit completely for the wrong reason. All autistic people are alike, but in the fact that we all need to be cured. Granted, we Aspergians don't need to be cured as badly as some lower-functioning autistic people, but we need to be cured nonetheless. My disease has impared my life in a myriad of ways, and only recently has it started to improve ever so slightly. Had I been cured of my autism as a young child, I would not have the depression I have now. I think Congress should mandate that autism be cured, and all NDs should be thrown in jail.