Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The Truthmeister Is Banned From This Blog

From this point forward, I will no longer be approving any further comments from the Truthmeister. He is an idiot and his views will not be tolerated here. Everything he says is a lie, and I do not need to prove otherwise. He is trying to discredit me and is failing, badly. This blog will be back on the airwaves some time tomorrow, and from now on nothing but the truth will be told on this blog. I cannot deal with these dumbfucks whom accuse me of lying, so they are now permabanned from commenting here. That will be all.

16 comments:

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

Hey man am I going to Hell because I have scoliosis?

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

But you said "people who aren't straight go to Hell like John Wayne." Technically I'm not straight, because my back has a significant slant to it. Even though I am heterosexual and have banged more women than all but one of my friends.

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

But I don't like the Cold. I'm freeezing enough during my life as a Michigander why would I want to freeze during my after-life?

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

But LA has too many dumb Leftists and they annoy me just as much as you dumb Conservatives. But what can I do? I'm a Moderate.

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

Retards are retards. Conservatives suck ass. Leftists suck ass. If I'm going to live somewhere it'll be in LA where I can build my Comedy career.

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

I don't hate Leftists for the same reasons you do.

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

I'm moderate. I think both sides are retarded. I like being in the middle. It's good being able to choose what's right for a given circumstance, it's called intellectualism.

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

If anything I'm Moderately Conservative, I just vote Democrat because they are less left-wing than Republicans are Right-Wing. If Democrats were more Leftist, I'd move elsewhere because I hate dumb, phony, pc yuppies just as much as I hate ignorant, gun-toting, anti-middle-class,book-burning, bible-thumpers.

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

I gotta ask you this because I've been wondering it. Do you not use lotion while jerking off?

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

Actually, I know several people who are straight and they do jerk off with lotion, me I've always done it dry. It's funny though, the more poon you get, the more you need to jerk off.

I'm not in Politics, I'm just a voter, so I can be Independent. If I were running for office I would have to probably choose a party because the voters in this country are too stupid to look at something non-binary. Good thing I'm an artist (comedy, and fiction) and not a politician, I don't have to worry about that bullshit.

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

Yeah but I'd vote for Hitler over Best because at least Hitler knew when to give up and kill himself.

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

He ain't curing jack shit. Seriously Jack Shit has not been cured. Are you not aware that one of Best's favorite books is Mein Kampf? Yeah so I wonder what his second goal after curing Autism is.

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

Probably curing "The Jewish Curse" maybe??

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

An anti-semite is an anti-semite. If he says racist shit about Jews then he is an anti-semite. Hitler claimed not to hate Jews too.

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

"He just hates Ari Ne'eman (as well he should), and he made anti-Semitic remarks about a man whom he hates."

Can't say I disagree with that logic, I personally think the n-word should be okay to use as long as you're saying it to an individual black guy not the entire race.

My point is early on in Hitler's rise to power he pretended not to hate Jews and then when he had the power, then he started massacring us.

Comedian Andrew Ackner said...

No he won't he's ignoring the lawsuit.