Wednesday, September 7, 2011

CAA Act Renewed

Well, there is some slightly good news today, as the Senate has finally decided to renew the Combating Autism Act, much to the chagrin of Ari Ne'eman, even though he wouldn't have his government post if it wasn't for this act. The fact that neurodiversity opposes this act is truly appalling, and they prove that they actually don't give a shit about autistic people. If they did, they'd all cure themselves via chelation. At least there are autistic people like me who see through their bullshit and realize that our disease needs to be cured. If only autistic people would listen to me. Then they'd know the truth.

21 comments:

jonathan said...

actually it has not been renewed yet, but has been voted out of the committee that handles it and will be voted on by the full senate and then have to pass the house afterwards. But your news is probably premature rather than just wrong and it will probably be renewed.

Anonymous said...

how many time i do not do what i want to do but do what i dont want to do

Joe Mule said...

There's no cure for "stupid", and so you're just fucked.

PS. There isn't any cure for autism either, so you're twice-fucked, but still a virgin. Ha-ha-ha!

The Guy With The Thing (AKA Andrew Ackner) said...

What was his name?

The Guy With The Thing (aka Andrew Ackner) said...

What kind of guy's name is Lilli? I never heard of a dude named Lilli.

Joe Mule said...

So why haven't you chelated your ugly self yet?

And how come we're just now hearing that you lost your cherry? If that were true, you'd have been bragging about it ever since then.

You're such a wuss, I bet you always sit down to pee.

Have a nice day. :-)

Joe Mule said...

It's gay of you to describe yourself as "beautiful". No real man does that. And you're right, nobody sits on a urinal, but I meant at home you always sit down, because your mother is tired of cleaning the toilet and floor after you go, so she insists that you sit.

Always fun winding you up. Hee!

The Guy With The Thing (aka Andrew Ackner) said...

"I am not ugly. I am beautiful." Says the effeminate queer. Also to quote someone who actually has fucked women unlike you "You are one ugly motherfucker."

The Guy With The Thing (aka Andrew Ackner) said...

Joe Mule ain't going to be the one burning in hell Canned Beans, remember what your favorite story book says ""Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind, it is abomination." (Leviticus 18:22)

The Guy With The Thing (aka Andrew Ackner) said...

Homo

The Guy With The Thing (aka Andrew Ackner) said...

No you're not.

The Guy With The Thing (aka Andrew Ackner) said...

Nope.

The Guy With The Thing (aka Andrew Ackner) said...

False.

The Guy With The Thing (aka Andrew Ackner) said...

Okay fine true... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

The Guy With The Thing (aka Andrew Ackner) said...

You don;t get pussy. You'd prefer to puse your dick in other dude's asses.

The Guy With The Thing (aka Andrew Ackner) said...

Lies.

Ari Gold (aka Andrew Ackner) said...

Whatever you say, Lloyd from Entourage.

Ari Gold (aka Andrew Ackner) said...

You're gay and you likely have a small cock, Lloyd. But to me you'll always be the gay son I never wanted

The Guy With The Thing (aka Andrew Ackner) said...

Only steers and queers don't watch Entourage, and I don't see any horns on ya.

The Guy With The Thing (aka Andrew Ackner) said...

You ain't no steer.

Joe Mule said...

"I am not ugly. I am beautiful."

Bullshit. I've seen your picture, and you're a dog.

"I don't need chelation anymore because I already lost my virginity so now there'd be no point."

No point? According to you, being cured would relieve you of your retardation. Go for it, dogboy!