Oliver Is A Retard

In 2001, I saw the movie I Am Sam about a retard played by Sean Penn. I knew I had a disease called Ass Burger's syndrome at the time, but I didn't realize I was a retard until after I saw that movie. This was further confirmed when a black occupational therapist named Crystal Brown left a message on my machine saying that I was a retard. It all started when I went downtown to LAUSD to see the occupational therapist in her office. After taking my rectal temperature, she performed a spinal tap, of which the results proved conclusively that I was a retard. She recommended that I be sent to a residential home in San Pablo Bay, but my parents declined saying it would be too restrictive.