United States of America

1. Alabama (Montgomery)
2. Alaska (Juneau)
3. Arizona (Phoenix)
4. Arkansas (Little Rock)
5. California (Sacramento)
6. Colorado (Denver)
7. Connecticut (Hartford)
8. Delaware (Dover)
9. Florida (Tallahassee)
10.Georgia (Atlanta)
11.Hawaii (Honolulu)
12.Iowa (Des Moines)
13.Illinois (Springfield)
14.Indiana (Indianapolis)
15.Idaho (Boise)
16.Kansas (Topeka)
17.Kentucky (Frankfort)
18.Louisiana (Baton Rouge)
19.Maine (Augusta)
20.Maryland (Annapolis)
21.Massachusetts (Boston)
22.Michigan (Lansing)
23.Minnesota (St. Paul)
24.Mississippi (Jackson)
25.Missouri (Jefferson City)
26.Montana (Helena)
27.Nebraska (Lincoln)
28.Nevada (Carson City)
29.New Hampshire (Concord)
30.New Jersey (Trenton)
31.New Mexico (Santa Fe)
32.New York (Albany)
33.North Carolina (Raleigh)
34.North Dakota (Bismark)
35.Ohio (Columbus)
36.Oklahoma (Oklahoma City)
37.Oregon (Salem)
38.Pennsylvania (Harrisburg)
39.Rhode Island (Providence)
40.South Carolina (Columbia)
41.South Dakota (Pierre)
42.Tennessee (Nashville)
43.Texas (Austin)
44.Utah (Salt Lake City)
45.Vermont (Montpelier)
46.Virginia (Richmond)
47.Washington (Olympia)
48.West Virginia (Charleston)
49.Wisconsin (Madison)
50.Wyoming (Cheyenne)

Oliver Is A Retard

In 2001, I saw the movie I Am Sam about a retard played by Sean Penn. I knew I had a disease called Ass Burger's syndrome at the time, but I didn't realize I was a retard until after I saw that movie. This was further confirmed when a black occupational therapist named Crystal Brown left a message on my machine saying that I was a retard. It all started when I went downtown to LAUSD to see the occupational therapist in her office. After taking my rectal temperature, she performed a spinal tap, of which the results proved conclusively that I was a retard. She recommended that I be sent to a residential home in San Pablo Bay, but my parents declined saying it would be too restrictive.

The Month of June

It's June now, so all of you have a very happy summer. Go Dodgers!

Neurodiversity: Racist and Anti-Semitic

Neurodiversity claims to be a "civil rights" organization, which is completely ironic because they are anything but. They are racist and anti-Semitic. Comparing a pro-cure autist to a Jew in the Nazis or a black person in the KKK is completely out of line. It trivializes the hardships that black people and Jews faced, and is utterly offensive. When the PETA made similar comments, black people and Jews rightfully put them in their place, and they were forced to apologize. I guess the fact that they haven't yet called on neurodiversity can only be a good thing, as it means that neurodiversity isn't taken seriously, as well they shouldn't be.