The Real Reason the Dodgers Traded Matt Kemp

Those of you who follow baseball know that the Dodgers made arguably their worst trade in franchise history when they traded their best hitting outfielder Matt Kemp this past offseason, to the division rival San Diego Padres no less. One might wonder why the Dodgers would make such a bonehead move, but I can explain why in this post. It is also well known that Matt Kemp is a prominent supporter of a cure for autism. His younger brother Carlton is severely autistic, and will likely never have sex, drive a car, go to college, or live independently. While Kemp was dating pop singer Rihanna, the two of them sponsored a charity poker tournament at the Dodgers spring training site in Arizona which benefited autism-cure charities. One might then ask why, given his seemingly good charitable endeavors, why they would trade him away. Enter Zack Greinke Greinke, who has Asperger's, is a pitcher who signed with the Dodgers prior to the 2013 season. In 2006, while playing for the Kansas City Royals, Greinke nearly quit the game alleging discrimination against his Asperger's by then Royals manager Buddy Bell. Only after the threat of a lawsuit was Greinke finally welcomed back, albeit grudgingly. Due to his Asperger's, Greinke obviously supports neurodiversity, although it's not clear when this fact became known. In April of 2013, shortly after Greinke's arrival on the Dodgers, Kemp actually vigorously defended Greinke in a fight against Kemp's current team the Padres, getting himself ejected from the game in the process. After the fight, an executive with the Padres derisively called Greinke "Rain Man," an obvious allusion to his autism. It is possible that this triggered a behind-the-scenes argument between Greinke and Kemp, exposing their philosophical differences and thus creating a rift between them. When Greinke engaged in another fight with the Arizona Diamondbacks just two months later, Kemp was nowhere in sight. After the Dodgers' elimination from the playoffs last season at the behest of the St. Louis Cardinals, they underwent a major front office change. The most notable example was hiring former Tampa Bay Rays general manager Andrew Friedman as their new president of baseball operations. Friedman is a self-proclaimed sabermetric nerd, and many so-called "nerds" either claim to have autism and/or support neurodiversity. Greinke has a unique clause in his contract in which he can opt out without penalty and become a free agent following this season. It is likely that, once the new front office took over, Greinke threatened to invoke the clause if Kemp was not traded. Friedman, being a proud "nerd," readily agreed. Well, my friends, now you know why the Dodgers traded Matt Kemp. It was because they sold out to neurodiversity.

A Tale of Two Quarterbacks

Dan Marino vs. Doug Flutie It is sometimes amazing how two men in the same profession can have vastly different political views. Dan Marino spent his entire NFL career with one team (the Miami Dolphins) and is enshrined in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Doug Flutie played pro football on both sides of the border (where the rules are slightly different) but is best known for a "Hail Mary" touchdown pass he threw while a senior at Boston College, which ultimately earned him the Heisman Trophy. Both Marino and Flutie have an autistic son. However, their sons are at very different points along the autistic spectrum which has in turn led the two to form vastly different views about the subject. Dan Marino's son Mike has Asperger's, and had a virtually normal childhood. He attended a private school, was on the football team, and is now starting a career as a DJ. In a 2005 interview, Marino said that his son was "cured," but has since backed off that statement and is now supporting neurodiversity. A few years ago, Marino's charitable foundation sponsored a television ad featuring Ari Ne'eman, the founder of neurodiversity. Flutie's son Doug Jr. has childhood disintegrative disorder, which is a severe, regressive form of autism that does not improve with age. Doug Flutie Jr. is now 22 years old, but still requires round-the-clock care and likely will for the rest of his life. Doug Sr. dreamed of his son playing in the NFL, but he has never spoken a single word. Doug Flutie founded the Doug Flutie Jr. Foundation for Curing Autism in honor of his son, and due to the severity of his son's condition he obviously supports a cure. Perhaps as consolation, Flutie's daughter Alexa is now an NFL cheerleader for the New England Patriots, which is Flutie's hometown team. I wonder if this subject comes up at all when these two men meet (which they undoubtedly have), and whether it has caused a rift between them. Both men were employed as analysts following their retirement; Marino was recently fired from his job with CBS after it was revealed he had an illegitimate child, and Flutie became a college football announcer for ESPN and now works with NBC. Even during their careers, I am almost positive they played against each other at least once, so even then the issue probably came up. Speaking of the NFL, when is LA gonna finally get a team?

Asperger's and the Virgin Killer

Last week, Elliot Rodger murdered six people in Santa Barbara before turning the gun on himself. He was dubbed the "virgin killer" by the British media because he was still a virgin due to his Asperger's syndrome. Although I was lucky enough to lose my virginity three years ago, the vast majority of autistic men are not. This is tragic, and can only be fixed via a cure, not via better understanding. The reason that Elliot Rodger was still a virgin at age 22 prior to carrying out the murders was due to his Asperger's. It wasn't due to society's poor understanding or anything like that; it was due to his Asperger's and that alone. Had he been able to lose his virginity via a cure for autism or another sort of means, the six innocent people would still be alive. Predictably, neurodiversity has launched into their "autism doesn't equal violence" idiocy, even taking twitter with their idiotic #AutismIsNotACrime. This is the same organization that uses murdered autistic children as political pawns, and then denies it when it comes back to bite them. They even fight against peoples' right to die, which I find truly appalling. Neurodiversity clearly shows very little value for human life. There is no doubt in my mind that Elliot Rodger was a member of neurodiversity. His attitude that sex was owed to him is classic neurodiverse self-centered thinking. The fact that neurodiversity had a deranged killer as one of its members proves how dangerous they really are, and must be stopped at all costs. Had I joined neurodiversity, I may very well have turned into Elliot Rodger. Fortunately, I was able to accept that autism needs a cure, and it was with that acceptance that I was able to lose my virginity despite having Asperger's, not because of it. I wish someone could've told Elliot Rodger the truth before it was too late. If that had happened, all six people would still be alive and maybe even Elliot Rodger would've lost his virginity.

Susan Boyle Does Not Have Asperger's

Once again, I here the lamestream media using autism/Asperger's as yet another cause celebre or diagnosis du jour, this time claiming that Susan Boyle suffers from the condition. For those of you who are unaware, Susan Boyle is an old, ugly lady from Scotland who did well on Britain's Got Talent because she could sing songs from Les Miserables. She now claims that she has been "diagnosed" with the condition, but that it doesn't define her (so at least she's not totally ND). Since she resides in Britain, I wonder if this "diagnosis" was performed by Dr. Simon Baron-Cohen, an ND who has "diagnosed" multiple celebrities without ever having met them. Maybe next he'll diagnose his cousin Borat. Doing this is offensive and potentially harmful to people who are genuinely autistic and need a cure. About a year ago, New York Magazine wrote a brilliant article about how autism and Asperger's are becoming commonly-used terms to describe socially awkward people, and how that is causing sources to be diverted that actually help autistic people. I checked ND's website shortly after I read the tabloid article claiming Susan Boyle had been diagnosed, but so far they had nothing about it. Maybe after they read this post, they'll put something up "celebrating" another autistic person. Autism is something to cure, not celebrate. If we don't celebrate cancer and AIDS, we shouldn't celebrate autism.

Autism Perspectives II

My friend Katie Kagan has a new blog. I recently checked it out, and I suggest you do the same. Katie talks about autism from a biomedical perspective, which is unique among a young autistic person, and possesses a sense of self-awareness that NeuroDiversity could only dream of. We need more young autistic people stating that a cure is wanted and necessary so that we can shout down NeuroDiversity once and for all. Katie Kagan is one of these people and she does a great job in my opinion. http://autismperspectivesii.blogspot.com/

Please Pray for Terry Smith

I recently learned from a friend that an 11-year-old autistic boy from Menifee, California has been missing since Saturday night. Please pray for his safe return. Thank you.

Autistic Person Murdered In Chicago

Many people have probably heard of the 14-year-old autistic person in Chicago who was brutally murdered by his mother and godmother a couple days ago. All the members of NeuroDiversity will probably say that it is the pro-cure lobby that caused this murder, which is of course bullshit. It's a damn shame that Illinois abolished the death penalty last year as those murderers certainly deserve to be executed. It was the Democrat party that abolished the death penalty, and I believe that they are responsible for this murder. His mother stated she killed him to "put him out of his misery," which is the typical Democrat attitude behind their stance on abortion, euthanasia, etc. I know NeuroDiversity will say that this lady wanted to cure her son, but murder is most certainly not a cure. The point of a cure is to make a person better, not dead. This ladies will face justice, but will NeuroDiversity ever learn?

50 Tyson And The Autistic Fail

For those of you who don't know, 50 Tyson (whose real name is Antonio Henderson Davis), is an autistic rapper who fails at rapping. Early on in his career, he was featured on several "fail" shows, such as Tosh.0 which is hosted by Daniel Tosh and airs on Comedy Central, and makes fun of those who fail online. However, once it was revealed that 50 Tyson was in fact autistic, things did almost a complete 180. He got a genuine record deal, and in the recording studio one can sort of edit out the epic fail that was apparent in 50 Tyson's YouTube video. And it wasn't like William Hung, who got a record deal because he failed. 50 Tyson got one simply for being autistic. This greatly concerns me for many reasons. If someone fails at rapping, autistic or not, then they shouldn't get a record deal. Getting a free pass in life just for being autistic is not a way to truly integrate autistic people into society, and NeuroDiversity is certainly doing their best to put genuinely autistic people in mental institutions and rewrite the definition of autism to fit their warped agenda. This must be stopped. Also, having autism should never be seen as a positive thing. Not at all. An autistic person fighting and triumphing against all odds despite their autism can be seen as positive, but it is the triumph that is positive, not the autism. With this new record deal, people will now resist a cure because they feel that having autism gives them a free pass to getting a record deal, even if they fail at rapping. The lack of demand for a cure will mean that the research will stop, and that cannot happen. On a side note, if one wants some real musical talent, they should listen to Wesley Willis. That guy is a fucking genius, and it's a shame the world lost him when he was only 40. He beats 50 Tyson a million times over.

I Went To A Bar With Jonathan Mitchell....

and it was so fucking awesome!!! Jonathan sang 3 songs, just like in the Tamar Brott interview. Neither of us fucked anyone at the bar. We also ran into Alex Plank there, but neither of us cussed him out. All in all, it was great. I would totally do it again, and maybe next time either Jonathan and/or me will get pussy there.

S#!T Ignorant People Say To Autistics

This young lady is not the least bit autistic.  Therefore, she has no right to mercilessly mock people like us: genuinely autistic people as well as those who support a cure, as she does in this horrendous video.  It is amazing the lengths NeuroDiversity will go to to spread their evil message.  Please shout this video from the rooftops along with a message of condemnation, so that these wannabe autistics cannot mock curebies or trivialize the serious disease that is autism.  Thank you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fTBM_3sdwE

An Open Letter To Colin Meloy Of The Decemberists

Dear Colin Meloy, First off, I must say that I am a fan of your music. I have seen your band in concert twice: once at the Hollywood Bowl and another time at the Wiltern. That being said, I have some serious concerns about your apparent support for neurodiversity, a philosophy that seeks to deny autistic people a cure that they deserve and need. I understand you have a son who is relatively high-functioning on the autistic spectrum. If he is able to succeed in life without a cure, then kudos to him! Unfortunately, that is not the case for everyone. In a recent interview with you, I noticed that you encouraged pro-cure bloggers to cease their activity. You said that they were portraying autism in an unfairly negative light. However, keep in mind that their children are likely in a very different situation than yours, and if these people didn't have access to blogs that were sometimes brutally honest about autism, they would feel very much alone. In "Autism: The Musical," Stephen Stills mentions that his son is unable to attend Crosby Stills Nash & Young concerts due to his autism. If your son was unable to attend your concerts, would you want that? And I'm not talking simply not attending a concert out of disinterest. That's fine for anyone, autistic or not. But many autistic people would love to go to a concert, but they simply can't due to their autism. Only you know the answer as to whether or not you'd be fine with your son being unable to attend your concerts, but I can say that if I was in your shoes, I would be heartbroken. I am not demanding that you change your views; I am just suggesting that you consider our viewpoints, and that you don't simply write us off as bigots or insensitive. I wish the best regards for you and your son in the future. Sincerely, Oliver M Canby

The AGUA Group

Last Saturday, I hitched a ride with my friend/neighbor Jonathan Mitchell to the AGUA group near my house in Westchester. I had never been in a room full of autistic people before so I didn't know what to expect. The results couldn't have been better. Many of these autistic people were quite a bit older than I am (around Jonathan's age) and at varying levels of functioning. And guess what? Not a single one of the supported neurodiversity. This proves what I believed all along: that the members of neurodiversity are not autistic at all, just attention seekers. In the case of one autistic man there, I complimented him on seeming normal, and he understood it to be just that: a compliment. Most members of neurodiversity would take great offense to being called normal, as for whatever reason they'd rather be autistic. Now, imagine if someone told you he'd rather suffer from cancer or AIDS than have a clean bill of health. See where I'm going here? Yeah, I think you do. Anyway, this was my first real life experience with actual autistic people, and it totally proves my point. Stay tuned for a forthcoming post where I call out a certain indie rock musician....

It's Been Three Years

I know this is a day late, but I just remembered that I've been running this blog for three years now! It's been an amazing run, and I must say that I truly love what I do, and I won't be stopping anytime soon. Even though I haven't been autistic since June of 2011 (and as a result I have a better life now, albeit still no ideal), the fight for a cure for autism will never end, until we obliterate each and every one of the last NDs remaining. As a normal person (albeit formerly autistic), it is my solemn duty to cure everyone of their autism, and to stop any ND from denying the cure they so desperately deserve. I've been here for three years, so here's to 100 more!

Jonathan Mitchell's Parents Came Over To My House

As Jonathan Mitchell is my neighbor now, we decided to do a neighborly thing and invite him and his parents over for a late afternoon tea. As some of you probably know, Neurodiversity still holds dearly to the "refrigerator mom" theory, which is that autism is caused by poor parenting, when we all know now that it is caused by vaccines. Many NDs (and they know who they are) have called out Jonathan's parents specifically to say that they caused his autism. I of course thought that was bullshit, but meeting Jonathan's parents has proven to me that I am right and neurodiversity is wrong. They are incredibly nice people, and they raised a helluva son in Jonathan. Hell, I wish my parents could've raised me like that. It was a pleasure meeting them and I know now that Neurodiversity is full of shit and should not be taken seriously.

I Am Phyllis Schlafly

In 1972, it was widely assumed that all women were in support of the Equal Rights Amendment, then a proposed amendment to the United States Constitution. The amendment had been drafted by suffragette Alice Paul, and the amendment's intention was to give women "equal rights." The feminist movement strongly condemned any woman who opposed the amendment, saying that they were being submissive to man and if they thought for themselves, that they would support the amendment. One woman who opposed the amendment was Phyllis Schlafly, as she felt it jeopardized her right as a woman to live in the home, support her children, cook and clean, etc. She stated that if the amendment passed, all women, whether they wanted to or not, would be forced to get a job, pay taxes, and even be drafted into the military. Several women stated that she opposed women's rights, whereas in fact she supported them: the ones I just mentioned. The liberal left tried as they might, but Phyllis Schlafly spoke loud and clear, and ultimately the Equal Rights Amendment was defeated. Nowadays, it is assumed that every autistic person opposes a cure. The ones who support a cure are tortured and marginalized. They have been equated to a Jew who loves the Nazis or a black who loves the KKK. They have been called sellouts, Uncle Toms, and human rights abusers. However the vast majority of autistic people, including myself, support a cure, and will not stop fighting until one is attained. The members of neurodiversity who try to say that I oppose autistic rights are incorrect; they are the human rights abusers as they try to deny me my most basic right as a human: to live a normal life free of autism. I support autistic rights, just as Phyllis Schlafly supported women's rights. When the liberal left hijacks certain terms and twists and turns them to fit their agenda, society fails to see the real picture. But Phyllis Schlafly didn't give up, and the ERA was defeated. I will not give up, and in the end every single autistic person will be cured and the members of neurodiversity will be thrown in jail for violating the UN Charter of Human Rights.

Alabama Is The Champions Again

Earlier this evening, the Alabama Crimson Tide won their 3rd BCS Championship in the past 4 years when they defeated the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. Experiencing this as a detached person on the West Coast is one thing, but if I hadn't been autistic, I'd have experienced it firsthand. Way back in 2009, as I was just about to start a normal high school, I had recently changed my mind about college and had decided to go to Alabama. However, as soon as I started in a normal school, I realized how autistic I actually was, so college was no longer an option. Having lost my virginity in 2011 made me no longer autistic from that point forward, but it wasn't retroactive, which means that before then I still was autistic. Even though I am normal now, I am now too old to attend college, and had I been cured of my autism at a younger age I would be in Miami right now enjoying the Tide's championship. Ironically, the Tide did not start winning until after I had already opted out of going, but even just knowing that they did stings tremendously. The only other BCS title during that period was won by Alabama's arch rival Auburn, it still would've been better had I been able to go to college as a normal person and not have been denied a cure due to the evilness of neurodiversity. Anyway, congrats to Coach Nick Saban on his championship. Roll Tide!

Fun at Jack in the Box with My New Neighbor Jonathan Mitchell

Earlier this evening, my new neighbor Jonathan Mitchell and I went to the fast food joint Jack in the Box to buy a burger and talk about how much Jonathan needs to get pussy. However, it ended up being so much fun as three Mexicans (two male, one female) listened in on our conversation, and they totally agreed that Jonathan needs some pussy. I was telling these Mexicans about the girl in question, and they said that age is just a number and that I should forfeit the rights to this girl as Jonathan needs her more than I do. One of the Mexicans had just been released from prison, where he apparently dropped the soap. Even the girl was giving Jonathan advice. For example, she said he should change his name to John instead of Jonathan, as Jonathan would indicate that he lives with his parents (which he doesn't, as he recently moved into my neighborhood). Jonathan also confessed how old he was, and to being autistic, which is a major faux pas in my opinion. He also shared one of his stories, which I commend as a good move socially. The three Mexicans left, and they unanimously consented that Jonathan must fuck this particular girl or else. After they left, Jonathan and I agreed that this would happen, so this weekend, when I am out of town in Arizona, Jonathan will drive to this lady's house, pin her down, and fuck her against her will. I can't wait to see how that turns out!

Autistic Man Goes On Murderous Rampage In Connecticut

I know this post is a day too late, but I cannot be silent on this one. An autistic man has murdered over 20 innocent children. True to their form, NeuroDiversity ignored the victims and blamed society, not autism, for this man's murderous rampage. They also steadfaslty denied that autism causes violence, despite that this is just one of many cases of autistic people committing horrible acts of violence. Joe Scarborough nailed it spot-on earlier this summer when he said that most killers have some form of autism. This is a man who clearly cares very much about autistic people since his son is autistic. However, NeuroDiversity and the liberal media didn't fail to seize the opportunity to call Scarborough a "neurobigot" and deny the true reality that autism causes violence, like the horrific tragedy that we experienced yesterday. The only way to fix this is a cure for autism, something that NeuroDiversity would like to deny every single autistic individual. You need to join me in fighting this injustice, and fighting for the cure that you, I, and every autistic person deserved. It is our human right to live the best life possible, and we must prevent NeuroDiversity from taking it away from us, especially in the wake of the cold reality that autism causes violence. My sincere condolences are with the families of the victims of this tragic shooting.

My New Neighbor Jonathan Mitchell

It is with great pleasure that I now announce that Jonathan Mitchell has moved into my neighborhood. This means that we will be having sex parties at his house with plenty of hot girls to go around. Today there was no sex party as I couldn't invite any hot girls in time. Instead we stared at photos in his old yearbook of the hot girls that he used to jerk off to in high school. Then we ate burgers at Jack in the Box. Having Jonathan as my neighbor is great as now not only do I no longer need to take the bus to Winchell's Donut House but his house provides a safe refuge for all the sex parties that will take place with hot girls. I look forward to being neighbors for years to come.

Parenthood Goes ND

On this week's episode of Parenthood, the character Max got up in front of his entire student body and told them all that he had Asperger's disease and that he didn't want to be cured. They responded by electing him student council president. This storyline is incorrect and hurtful, as there is no way on earth that something like that could happen in real life. If an autistic person was watching that show, they might falsely believe that one could really do that, and they would suffer as a result. I remember the days when Sarah would go apeshit on her blog because Parenthood happened to do an episode that supported Autism Speaks. Never mind that Autism Speaks doesn't really want to cure autism, but all NDs called for a boycott of that show simply for wanting to cure autism. Apparently it worked, because they wrote a stupid ND storyline in on Tuesday night. I hope Jason Katims and all the executive staff at Parenthood realize that promoting autism as merely a difference is harmful as it trivializes the issues autistic people face. Neurodiversity is pure evil, and we can't have another lamestream media outlet fall for their deceptive tricks.